Pet Thread!

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Your eyebrows are massive, like bundles of hay

[robocop]

Your eyebrows are massive, like bundles of hay

Yes, I’m Greek.
Also it’s a yuge unibrow.
I’m a greasy polack, also.
Girls tell me to get them done or waxed over the years, I don’t care. I’m a hermit and don’t see the light of day often.

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I love cats but I'm severely allergic to them.

Robo I bet your winters are pretty cozy.

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I love cats but I'm severely allergic to them.

Robo I bet your winters are pretty cozy.

I could have sworn I posted a reply. Deleted??
What I said was, I'm allergic to some type of metal. Nickle, if I remember.
And that the winter is cozy, it's just that the dogs got to go out all the time when it's freezing.

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Bruno:

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does he hunt chicks?

[robocop]

does he hunt chicks?

He kills mice.

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Fluffy dogs.

Are they easy to take care of, Robolol? You have a lot of pets.

[robocop]

Pain in the ass.

[Motha-faka]

Robocop's pet.....



just always thinking in food in facebook......

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My life is food. And making shitty songs about dicks and food.

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[robocop]

It looks like you said, BAD DOG!
Clean carpet...mannnn I need a robot vacuum.

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LMAO that was amazing!

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Clean carpet...mannnn I need a robot vacuum.

Not at all. Her hair has the same color as the carpet. I vacuum every week and the container is always full.

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[robocop]

Clean carpet...mannnn I need a robot vacuum.

Not at all. Her hair has the same color as the carpet. I vacuum every week and the container is always full.

I try to vacuum everyday. I have a dyson. Also, a carpet cleaner thing. That big green machine whatever the hell. It helps a little but it stinks using it in the air. Flavio bumped the thread and I realized I never replied to you.

I’m always cleaning up after the dogs and cat. Dogs stepping in literal shit. Puking. I sweep up dirt but it can only do so much. Of course I don’t sweep up puke, lol. Would kill the vacuum.
Professional carpet cleaners used to come do the carpet. Now it’s just so old and needs to be replaced since all the years of dog chaos.

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My dog pukes if she eats heavy stuff she shouldn't eat. Normally I feed her Purina Pro Plan and she hasn't had any digestive problems. Before that I used to feed her shitty supermarket brand like Pedigree or Beneful and her shit is close to the liquid limit.

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My dog has lots of allergies. He eats wellness raw rev. Still doesn’t like it that much. He can’t eat wheat, rice, potatoes, dairy, lots of stuff.

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Robocop's cat

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Robocop's cat

Needs more dicks in order to be Robo's cat.

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Sparky the kitten is getting big. He lives in Irish valley (outside of my town, country part) with his mom and 2 brothers, (Bruno and shorty) with Bob the bastard and Andy and Jill. He is very nice. My 100 dollar phone just doesn't do him justice. He looks kind of angry.

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evil cat

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evil cat

No. He is very sweet. Perfect kitten. Tonight was a little rough. Bob, bruno and sparky were on the main road when an asshole drove past fast. I haven't found them. They were following me while going for a walk with the dog. I was told not to be so stressed about it. What person would be calm about that?? I guess I am more emotional and get way too stressed about stuff, plus anxious dealing with my cat at home with my crazy dog who hates cats. Always got to be on the edge of my seat when they're up and around. The dog tries to kill it.

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evil cat

No. He is very sweet. Perfect kitten. Tonight was a little rough. Bob, bruno and sparky were on the main road when an asshole drove past fast. I haven't found them. They were following me while going for a walk with the dog. I was told not to be so stressed about it. What person would be calm about that?? I guess I am more emotional and get way too stressed about stuff, plus anxious dealing with my cat at home with my crazy dog who hates cats. Always got to be on the edge of my seat when they're up and around. The dog tries to kill it.

You mean you lost your cats? I am so sorry....

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You mean you lost your cats? I am so sorry....

I am not 100% certain. They just never came back after that car sped past. I looked to see if they were ran over on the road. They weren’t there as far as I know. But they still could have gotten hit. I may just be overthinking it all. But sparky the kitten was little and black, this also happened at night. Hard for someone to see him. Except the person wasn’t caring about running anything over I’m pretty sure. I’m just not hoping for the worst. I’ll see if they came back today when I got back over the country. You never want stuff like this to happen. There’s still always new cats that come around even if some do disappear or die. These are all just strays by the way. But all live at the same house.

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Sometimes cats just leave. One time it was snowing outside and a cat sat in front of our door. Of course we let him in. We fed him and once the snow cleared we let him out. He stuck around, though. He'd wait at the door when we came back from school. As soon as we "adopted" him after a few days he left, never to be seen again.