I mean, WTF
whitebird, a browser for white people
"Gene Simmons never had a personal computer when he was a kid"
I mean, WTF
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I mean, WTF
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It's a parody of ancient (pre-Intel) Macintosh advertisements from back in the day.ggonza43 wrote:"Gene Simmons never had a personal computer when he was a kid"
I mean, WTF?!
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
A well-respected Canadian jazz drummer and composer (Morgan Childs, definitely worth checking out if you're into that sort of thing) once asked why they call it 'black metal' when it is 'the whitest music imaginable', basically pointing out the lack of groove or improvisation in most of it and how it is pretty much the antithesis of MOBO (music of black origin) in almost all respects. While a purposefully facetious comment and perhaps not the best analogy imaginable, he did raise an interesting point, and brought attention to the issue of how so many black metallers play black metal more through a lack of skill than anything else. This is certainly the case with many black metal bands that I have personally known.ggonza43 wrote:Something that got my attention...If black metal is for white people only, then if we don't want to be acussed of racist, we should create "white metal" for niggas![]()
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(It should be noted that Childs is very much Caucasian himself.)
I do love black metal and I have even got a Darkthrone wallpaper on my phone, but I have little patience for bands who play 'trve kvlt underground black metal' and use their genre as an excuse for sloppy musicianship and horrendous production.
Another issue I should point out is that I am writing in this manner because I have been reading through UK criminal legislation for the past three hours and am currently letting my brain cool down, and quit drinking 2 weeks ago and will stay dry for the next 3 weeks, thereby leaving only this forum as my preferred form of relief.
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It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.
Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
Black Metal is the game I play cos' no one shows me the right way...
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and yet...Bathory Killcraft wrote:It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.
Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it. 
Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
A touch of drug inspired improv on Mr. Hazel's part, but I'll take this over just about anything else I've ever heard anyone do with a guitar
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Grandfather of hip hop.
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Wow, this stuff seriously puts Beethoven to shame 
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
Sieg Heil!!Bathory Killcraft wrote:It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.
Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
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Carcass that's a really cool song, thanks for sharing. 
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LOL, there is even a smilie for that!Hector Leonardo wrote:Sieg Heil!!Bathory Killcraft wrote:It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.
Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
:heil:
Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
...BUT HE WAS BLACKKosmo wrote:Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it.
Before starting blaming on me, it's a joke
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That small text was not needed, i know you're just kidding. 
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http://forum.stratovarius.com/viewtopic ... bal+corpseBathory Killcraft wrote:Wow, this stuff seriously puts Beethoven to shame
My pleasure.Kosmo wrote:Carcass that's a really cool song, thanks for sharing.
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Carcass wrote:http://forum.stratovarius.com/viewtopic ... bal+corpseBathory Killcraft wrote:Wow, this stuff seriously puts Beethoven to shame
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I brought it back, join me.
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I'll be in a minute, just need to finish this 
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Oh come on white liberals and black apologists, there might be 5 to 10 blacks that had any significant influence in the grand scheme of musical history things. It's more like 0.0000000000001% of it. The rest is, you guessed it; WHITE.ggonza43 wrote:...BUT HE WAS BLACKKosmo wrote:Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it.!!
And don't even get me started with guitar players. And the guitar is a white invention. And and and...
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I like how people are taking you seriously.
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Dead seriously...NeonVomit wrote:I like how people are taking you seriously.
Black Metal is the game I play cos' no one shows me the right way...
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In case you didn't see that clearly, here's again:Bathory Killcraft wrote:Dead seriously...NeonVomit wrote:I like how people are taking you seriously.
Read that tiny part? If not, here's again...BUT HE WAS BLACK!!
Before starting blaming on me, it's a joke
See nowBefore starting blaming on me, it's a joke
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
You are a retard. My commentary is not on BEG's comment but on how people make Hendrix this amazing, influential, iconic blahblahblah guitarist...ggonza43 wrote:Read that tiny part? If not, here's againSee nowBefore starting blaming on me, it's a joke?
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
I think you're too hard on the guy. He's hilarious!gorgonzola wrote:Then you're even more retarded![]()
Very well saidBathory Killcraft wrote:To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
Jazz and rap, two forms of music where African Americans are overrepresented, both rely heavily on improvisation and spontaneity rather than technical proficiency and meticulously crafted arrangements.
That doesn't mean we should take away their right to vote and beat them with a cane. Its just a different attitude and perspective.
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Of course not. We only want them to fuck off back to Africa.AAAAAAAAAA wrote:That doesn't mean we should take away their right to vote and beat them with a cane.
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Metal is an evolution of the Blues, something completely dominated by niggers. Deal with it, they're responsible for influencing almost all of the great music of today.Bathory Killcraft wrote:Oh come on white liberals and black apologists, there might be 5 to 10 blacks that had any significant influence in the grand scheme of musical history things. It's more like 0.0000000000001% of it. The rest is, you guessed it; WHITE.ggonza43 wrote:...BUT HE WAS BLACKKosmo wrote:Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it.!!
And don't even get me started with guitar players. And the guitar is a white invention. And and and...
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people
On the contrary; I've always felt that they are more likely to be under the influence.Rebel wrote: they're responsible for influencing almost all of the great music of today.
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Please proceed.
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In the contrary, their influence is a lot bigger than you think. Great feats of human civilisation such as stealing, shooting, killing, drug use and trafficking, raping, pimping, chimping out, collecting welfare cheques and food stamps, living on the back of the white tax-payer and blaming whitie for all their problems is just a short list of the negro's great contributions to humankind.Rebel wrote:Metal is an evolution of the Blues, something completely dominated by niggers. Deal with it, they're responsible for influencing almost all of the great music of today.
Black Metal is the game I play cos' no one shows me the right way...