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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by ggonza43 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:21 pm

"Gene Simmons never had a personal computer when he was a kid"
I mean, WTF :lol:?!
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by miditek » Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:16 pm

ggonza43 wrote:"Gene Simmons never had a personal computer when he was a kid"
I mean, WTF :lol:?!
It's a parody of ancient (pre-Intel) Macintosh advertisements from back in the day. :lol:
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Post by NeonVomit » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:57 pm

ggonza43 wrote:Something that got my attention...If black metal is for white people only, then if we don't want to be acussed of racist, we should create "white metal" for niggas :roll: :??!
A well-respected Canadian jazz drummer and composer (Morgan Childs, definitely worth checking out if you're into that sort of thing) once asked why they call it 'black metal' when it is 'the whitest music imaginable', basically pointing out the lack of groove or improvisation in most of it and how it is pretty much the antithesis of MOBO (music of black origin) in almost all respects. While a purposefully facetious comment and perhaps not the best analogy imaginable, he did raise an interesting point, and brought attention to the issue of how so many black metallers play black metal more through a lack of skill than anything else. This is certainly the case with many black metal bands that I have personally known.

(It should be noted that Childs is very much Caucasian himself.)

I do love black metal and I have even got a Darkthrone wallpaper on my phone, but I have little patience for bands who play 'trve kvlt underground black metal' and use their genre as an excuse for sloppy musicianship and horrendous production.

Another issue I should point out is that I am writing in this manner because I have been reading through UK criminal legislation for the past three hours and am currently letting my brain cool down, and quit drinking 2 weeks ago and will stay dry for the next 3 weeks, thereby leaving only this forum as my preferred form of relief.
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:19 am

It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.

Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
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Post by Rebel » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:23 am

Bathory Killcraft wrote:It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.

Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
and yet...
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Kosmo » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:25 am

Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it. :)

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Post by Rebel » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:30 am

A touch of drug inspired improv on Mr. Hazel's part, but I'll take this over just about anything else I've ever heard anyone do with a guitar
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Post by Carcass » Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:49 am

Grandfather of hip hop.
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:44 am

Wow, this stuff seriously puts Beethoven to shame :roll:
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Post by Hector Leonardo » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:15 am

Bathory Killcraft wrote:It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.

Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
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Post by Kosmo » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:15 pm

Carcass that's a really cool song, thanks for sharing. :)

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Post by browneyedgirl » Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:52 pm

Hector Leonardo wrote:
Bathory Killcraft wrote:It is beyond the intellectual capacity or comprehension of a negro or brainwashed libtard to disassociate colour designation in every day language from actual skin colour. Back in the day they were wondering why Black Sabbath weren't black and now why black metal is called black metal. That, despite the fact half of the blacks in the States go by the surname "White". Wishful thinking maybe.

Black metal is not about the music really it's about the message. Old Darkthrone is a good example. The lack of groove and improvisation in white music sounds like an excuse for the negro and their apologists to be lazy and not try to actually compose and perform music based on tonal rules and methodology. It is not a coincidence that philarmonic and classical orchestras worldwide are overwhelmingly white. To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
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LOL, there is even a smilie for that!

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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:20 pm

Kosmo wrote:Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it. :)
...BUT HE WAS BLACK :shock:!!








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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Kosmo » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:21 pm

That small text was not needed, i know you're just kidding. :lol:

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Post by Carcass » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:45 pm

Bathory Killcraft wrote:Wow, this stuff seriously puts Beethoven to shame :roll:
http://forum.stratovarius.com/viewtopic ... bal+corpse
Kosmo wrote:Carcass that's a really cool song, thanks for sharing. :)
My pleasure.

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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:47 pm

Carcass wrote:
Bathory Killcraft wrote:Wow, this stuff seriously puts Beethoven to shame :roll:
http://forum.stratovarius.com/viewtopic ... bal+corpse
:lol: I remember that, and BTW that topic kind of died
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Kosmo » Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:50 pm

I brought it back, join me.

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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:15 pm

I'll be in a minute, just need to finish this :roll:
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:22 pm

ggonza43 wrote:
Kosmo wrote:Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it. :)
...BUT HE WAS BLACK :shock:!!
Oh come on white liberals and black apologists, there might be 5 to 10 blacks that had any significant influence in the grand scheme of musical history things. It's more like 0.0000000000001% of it. The rest is, you guessed it; WHITE.

And don't even get me started with guitar players. And the guitar is a white invention. And and and...
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by NeonVomit » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:28 pm

I like how people are taking you seriously.
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:28 pm

NeonVomit wrote:I like how people are taking you seriously.
Dead seriously...
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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:37 pm

Bathory Killcraft wrote:
NeonVomit wrote:I like how people are taking you seriously.
Dead seriously...
In case you didn't see that clearly, here's again:
...BUT HE WAS BLACK :shock:!!








Before starting blaming on me, it's a joke
Read that tiny part? If not, here's again
Before starting blaming on me, it's a joke
See now :x?
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:49 pm

ggonza43 wrote:Read that tiny part? If not, here's again
Before starting blaming on me, it's a joke
See now :x?
You are a retard. My commentary is not on BEG's comment but on how people make Hendrix this amazing, influential, iconic blahblahblah guitarist...
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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:51 pm

Then you're even more retarded :?
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Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:00 pm

gorgonzola wrote:Then you're even more retarded :?
I think you're too hard on the guy. He's hilarious! :lol:
Bathory Killcraft wrote:To be part of something planned, designed and executed demanding rigorous musical training and skill is a concept alien to the negro.
Very well said :lol: :lol:

Jazz and rap, two forms of music where African Americans are overrepresented, both rely heavily on improvisation and spontaneity rather than technical proficiency and meticulously crafted arrangements. :)

That doesn't mean we should take away their right to vote and beat them with a cane. Its just a different attitude and perspective.

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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:16 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:That doesn't mean we should take away their right to vote and beat them with a cane.
Of course not. We only want them to fuck off back to Africa.
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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Rebel » Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:45 pm

Bathory Killcraft wrote:
ggonza43 wrote:
Kosmo wrote:Jimi Hendrix kicks ass and there's no one who can deny it. :)
...BUT HE WAS BLACK :shock:!!
Oh come on white liberals and black apologists, there might be 5 to 10 blacks that had any significant influence in the grand scheme of musical history things. It's more like 0.0000000000001% of it. The rest is, you guessed it; WHITE.

And don't even get me started with guitar players. And the guitar is a white invention. And and and...
Metal is an evolution of the Blues, something completely dominated by niggers. Deal with it, they're responsible for influencing almost all of the great music of today.

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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:08 pm

Rebel wrote: they're responsible for influencing almost all of the great music of today.
On the contrary; I've always felt that they are more likely to be under the influence. :eyes

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Post by Shurik » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:51 pm

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Re: whitebird, a browser for white people

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:56 pm

Rebel wrote:Metal is an evolution of the Blues, something completely dominated by niggers. Deal with it, they're responsible for influencing almost all of the great music of today.
In the contrary, their influence is a lot bigger than you think. Great feats of human civilisation such as stealing, shooting, killing, drug use and trafficking, raping, pimping, chimping out, collecting welfare cheques and food stamps, living on the back of the white tax-payer and blaming whitie for all their problems is just a short list of the negro's great contributions to humankind.
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