If I was finnish...

[Elazul]

If i was finnish I think my name would be Vuohenraiskaaja:

.. but I guess this will scare girls or teachers so much that they will never approach you !

This would be no problem because I would live somewhere north in the forest of the lappland with my beer and my vodka
(and maybe with some Goats )

EDIT: Like these Korpiklaani-Guys

[CottonCandy]

If I were Finnish I'd enjoy all that beautiful snow!
I'd sample all the great Finnish pastries, and other native crusine!
And, I'd definitely drink alot of that liquor that Jens has in his Sig! Vodka, too!
I'd go to all the Metal Festivals that I could. :headbang:
I'd visit Lappland because it seems like an interesting place. :elk:
And, I'd stay up all night in the Summer and party, and sleep all day in the dark, Finnish Winter(Twilight Time)!

I'd have fun to the fullest extent of the word.
Oh, are you referring to LIVING in Finland?
Then, I'd get a nice studio apartment in Helsinki, a job as a psychologist, plenty of black T-shirts, a Hummer, and I'm set to go!

[neonlightchild]

oh...if i was finnish !!!

[Pikkusielu]

I'd visit Lappland because it seems like an interesting place. :elk:

Believe me, Lapland ("Lappi") isn't so interesting place to live.

[Stratofanius]

I'd visit Lappland because it seems like an interesting place. :elk:

Believe me, Lapland ("Lappi") isn't so interesting place to live.

Oh REALLY? Nice that you said that But tourists have certainly "fun"...

[Pikkusielu]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

They miss the best parts of Lappland like "paskaloskakeli" or "helvetin kuuma kesä" or "jumalattoman kylmä talvi"...

[Stratofanius]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

You didn't quote!!! But I have to live here too...

[Equinox]

I wonder why the hell u Finnish use the K so much?
It's amusing.

[Stratofanius]

I wonder why the hell u Finnish use the K so much?
It's amusing.

It's quite suprising to me that in english there are not very much k-word...
Btw my surname begins to K... and also my first name has K-word: Aleksi.

[neonlightchild]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

They miss the best parts of Lappland like "paskaloskakeli" or "helvetin kuuma kesä" or "jumalattoman kylmä talvi"...

Great!!! but, wait a minute...what the fuck is all that?

[Stratofanius]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

They miss the best parts of Lappland like "paskaloskakeli" or "helvetin kuuma kesä" or "jumalattoman kylmä talvi"...

Great!!! but, wait a minute...what the fuck is all that?

Believe, you don't want to know
But if you really want to know, use this: http://efe.scape.net/index.php
(example paska means shit, but you can't wrote there paskaloskakeli. Finnish is quite difficult to understand...).

[cliff]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

They miss the best parts of Lappland like "paskaloskakeli" or "helvetin kuuma kesä" or "jumalattoman kylmä talvi"...

Great!!! but, wait a minute...what the fuck is all that?

Nothing bad, don't worry. Just things about the horrible language and weather ! I'd be more worried for something like... my signature

[Stratofanius]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

They miss the best parts of Lappland like "paskaloskakeli" or "helvetin kuuma kesä" or "jumalattoman kylmä talvi"...

Great!!! but, wait a minute...what the fuck is all that?

Nothing bad, don't worry. Just things about the horrible language and weather ! I'd be more worried for something like... my signature

Indeed... maybe you could finally tell to others what that means...

[Equinox]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

They miss the best parts of Lappland like "paskaloskakeli" or "helvetin kuuma kesä" or "jumalattoman kylmä talvi"...

Great!!! but, wait a minute...what the fuck is all that?

Nothing bad, don't worry. Just things about the horrible language and weather ! I'd be more worried for something like... my signature

Indeed... maybe you could finally tell to others what that means...

Yeah, I want to know what it means.

[Shaolin Phantom]

Well, tourists just visit, I have to live here...

They miss the best parts of Lappland like "paskaloskakeli" or "helvetin kuuma kesä" or "jumalattoman kylmä talvi"...

Great!!! but, wait a minute...what the fuck is all that?

Believe, you don't want to know
But if you really want to know, use this: http://efe.scape.net/index.php
(example paska means shit, but you can't wrote there paskaloskakeli. Finnish is quite difficult to understand...).

Jens finnish translator page actually translates paskaloskakeli.

Paskaloskakeli = shit slush??

[cliff]

Jens finnish translator page actually translates paskaloskakeli.

Paskaloskakeli = shit slush??

no. u must analyse it like this paska + loska + keli
something like shit water-snow

[Pikkusielu]

Paskaloskakeli = Grey and dirty allmost melted snow -weather
Helvetin kuuma kesä = Simply summer that's hot like hell
Jumalattoman kylmä talvi = between -30 and -50 degrees celsius

[CottonCandy]

Paskaloskakeli = Grey and dirty allmost melted snow -weather
Helvetin kuuma kesä = Simply summer that's hot like hell
Jumalattoman kylmä talvi = between -30 and -50 degrees celsius

In Finland, what temperature in Summer is considered "hot" as hell?
Here in the USA, it has to be about 90+F for it to be considered hot.

But, you all can tolerate Cold weather better, I bet. Under 40 degrees F&we huddle around our fireplaces. Wussies!

[cliff]

In Finland, what temperature in Summer is considered "hot" as hell?
Here in the USA, it has to be about 90+F for it to be considered hot.

I guess it's +28C or +30C.
I dunno the equivalent in F, but you can find this on the web!
+3C0 is just a normal temperature in the place I'm living in

[Stratofanius]

In Finland, what temperature in Summer is considered "hot" as hell?
Here in the USA, it has to be about 90+F for it to be considered hot.

I guess it's +28C or +30C.
I dunno the equivalent in F, but you can find this on the web!
+3C0 is just a normal temperature in the place I'm living in

30 celsius is approximately 86 fahrenheit...
Yeah, it has been very hot here indeed, but now here Lapland has not been very hot in few days...

@Cliff: Just tell to others what your signature means. I'm sure that they want to know

[cliff]

@Cliff: Just tell to others what your signature means. I'm sure that they want to know

I'm not sure it's a good idea !

Okay... "The cock is always near of the balls"

[neonlightchild]

@Cliff: Just tell to others what your signature means. I'm sure that they want to know

I'm not sure it's a good idea !

Okay... "The cock is always near of the balls"

Not only a funny signature, but also a true, very true fact

[neonlightchild]

If i was finnish, i'd say things as paska, perkele, Kyrpä on aina munan lähellä, vittu, etc, in most of my posts you finnish guys rule

[Jaakko]

Hey cliff, I thought I explained the muna business well enough in the Jens bored... But I guess not I mean that really makes no sense apart from being a quite funny wordgame like "cock is always near the johnson" meaning that the meaning IS the same and the words travel together in your internal dic(k)tionary

Anyway, I would recommend: "Kyrpä on aina munien lähellä" if you want Finns to understand. But I guess getting the idea is not the idea in the first place.

[Stratofanius]

Anyway, I would recommend: "Kyrpä on aina munien lähellä" if you want Finns to understand. But I guess getting the idea is not the idea in the first place.

Yep, that really sounds fucking stupid
But of course you're right

[neonlightchild]

Hey cliff, I thought I explained the muna business well enough in the Jens bored... But I guess not I mean that really makes no sense apart from being a quite funny wordgame like "cock is always near the johnson" meaning that the meaning IS the same and the words travel together in your internal dic(k)tionary

Anyway, I would recommend: "Kyrpä on aina munien lähellä" if you want Finns to understand. But I guess getting the idea is not the idea in the first place.

huh???

[cliff]

Anyway, I would recommend: "Kyrpä on aina munien lähellä" if you want Finns to understand. But I guess getting the idea is not the idea in the first place.

well. I don't care, as long as pp can understand it, and as long as I can have my own little fun from it.

[Piiuska]

Paskaloskakeli = Grey and dirty allmost melted snow -weather
Helvetin kuuma kesä = Simply summer that's hot like hell

Paskaloskakeli. For a while I tried to think alone what the translation might be in english, but there didn't come anything clever to my mind Yours is good!

And we Finns really think +30 is HOT as HELL, but in some countries it can be much more than this. Some has the normal temperature near of +40 degrees. Especially for people whose lowest temperature is something like +5, it's nice to tell them about the winter of Finland, when the temperature is -30 They get scared and stare with big eyes. "My god, we would die!"
After all talking about weathers, even if finnish people are never happy with the weather, I think I'm really okay with it. The summer is really not "too" hot and the winter is not tooo cold

Kyrpä on aina munan lähellä, kyrpä on aina munien lähellä. Well, two different things, but still i think everyone not too stupid could understand Cliff's sentence in the way he meant.
Edit. Cliff is sooo normal..

[cliff]

and the winter is not tooo cold

You're nuts !

still i think everyone not too stupid could understand Cliff's sentence in the way he meant.

Apparently not, since we need some "I-am-better-than-all-of-you" people who have nothing else to do that correct ing every single mistake i could make.

Edit. Cliff is sooo normal..

Perhaps maybe you have nothing to say ?

[cliff]

If I was finnish, I'd probably use email to say important things to someone, instead telling those things face to face.