WARMEST EUROPE IN 500 YEARS!!!!!

[browneyedgirl]

But, like they say, Snowfall is alot like sex.........

I don't get this one...

"You never know how many inches you'll get, or how long its going to last." ~Mae West~
Damn, thats an old one, where you guys been living--in a cave?

Carcass, you made me explain that&now I'll probably get a PM from some witch who will call me a whore. Not that I give a shit.

[stratobabius]

Ok, this one escaped me, thanks for analysing it.

[Carcass]

But, like they say, Snowfall is alot like sex.........

I don't get this one...

"You never know how many inches you'll get, or how long its going to last." ~Mae West~
Damn, thats an old one, where you guys been living--in a cave?

Carcass, you made me explain that&now I'll probably get a PM from some witch who will call me a whore. Not that I give a shit.

Ah, of course! I should've guessed. They say that you can guess what you get from the shape of the nose.

[browneyedgirl]

But, like they say, Snowfall is alot like sex.........

I don't get this one...

"You never know how many inches you'll get, or how long its going to last." ~Mae West~
Damn, thats an old one, where you guys been living--in a cave?

Carcass, you made me explain that&now I'll probably get a PM from some witch who will call me a whore. Not that I give a shit.

Ah, of course! I should've guessed. They say that you can guess what you get from the shape of the nose.

Then, Jimmy Durante must've made his wife VERY happy.
I thought it was the size of the hands or feet?
And in women, its the shape of the Lips? O_o, no wonder Angelina Jolie is so popular with guys.
:w00t:

[Carcass]

So maybe Pinocchio is the best catch ever! Apart from his thingy being wooden. Ok, this is the last joke I'll post....

[Carcass]

This nose theory must be valid, elephant's trunk is technically a nose, isn't it? Needless to say that their thingies are absolutely huge! Once in Jackass Steve-O slapped his own face with one of them. OK, this is the last one.

[CottonCandy]

That jackass thing reminds me of something I saw on a porno movie once. Poor Amber Lynn.
Hey, John Holmes didn't have a big nose, so wtf? Neither does Tom Byron---maybe it just works with animals.
And, joking is OK, I think.

[Carcass]

And, joking is OK, I think.

I just meant that the level of my jokes is not very high.

[browneyedgirl]

And, joking is OK, I think.

I just meant that the level of my jokes is not very high.

Oh, my. We are just sooooooo sophisicated, and oh, sooooooooo high-hat here in a metal band forum. Who are we trying to impress?

Well, let's get back on topic then.
Maybe you guys in Finland will get a snow for X-Mas. I guess it depends on what part of Finland you live in. But it seems the Northen part would have lots of snow this time of year. I remember when Stato did Elements they went to Lappland to shoot some pics&stuff. And it was LOTS of snow up there then!
But, Helsinki, I don't know.

[miditek]

And, joking is OK, I think.

I just meant that the level of my jokes is not very high.

Maybe you guys in Finland will get a snow for X-Mas. I guess it depends on what part of Finland you live in. But it seems the Northen part would have lots of snow this time of year. I remember when Stato did Elements they went to Lappland to shoot some pics&stuff. And it was LOTS of snow up there then!
But, Helsinki, I don't know.

I would like to hope that the Finns will get a White Christmas this year. It makes Christmastime much nicer. Living in the South, I can only remember one or possibly two during my lifetime.

[IceBreaker]

I would like to hope that the Finns will get a White Christmas this year. It makes Christmastime much nicer. Living in the South, I can only remember one or possibly two during my lifetime.

Unfortunately it looks very likely we Finns who live in Hellsinki or in the southern coastline (like me) and western coast will see a black, wet Xmas without even a snowflake.

[StratoTimo]

I would like to hope that the Finns will get a White Christmas this year. It makes Christmastime much nicer. Living in the South, I can only remember one or possibly two during my lifetime.

Unfortunately it looks very likely we Finns who live in Hellsinki or in the southern coastline (like me) and western coast will see a black, wet Xmas without even a snowflake.

That is bad that there is not snow.
But here is

[browneyedgirl]

I think its funny how everyone here says "Oh Global Warming is definitely a reality, look at how hot it was last week!" when the average temperature has gone up 1C during the course of the last century. And all the global warming advocates think they've felt it for themselves.

Sure the statistics prove global warming is happening, but there is no proof to indicate it isn't one of the earth's natural cycles, nothing shows that the pollution is the reason global warming has occured.

You can find statistics to back anything up too, because most of the people who find these stats already made up their mind and are trying to prove something. There is little objective research done on global warming.

This is kinda offtopic, but do you still live in Washington State? Do you live where all that bad&stormy weather occurred the last couple weeks? And power outages?

I think the El Nino system has to do with alot of the weird weather this year. Those things occur every 5-10 years in the Pacific Ocean&can cause all kinds of rotten weather&climate changes. I think that is what happened in Washington--an El Nino influence.

[MetalPlatypus]

Yes, that is correct.
It was quite a mess actually- I didn't have power for a week. But you know, now thats it all gone, its not a big deal, and storms happen, they've happened, there is no reason that I should think that all of this happened as a direct result of pollution/global warming/etc. Maybe we notice it so much more since we're so dependant on electricity/electronics in the last century or so, especially with the internet in the last 10 years becoming so popular.

The earth always changes though, with our without humans its not going to remain static forever, remember the ice age? (I hope not ).

Earth´s natural changes takes place in timespans that are something completely different than what is occuring now. Only someone who hasn´t done any research on the subject can claim such an idiotic statement to be true.
Global warming is a fact and has occured in the last 100 years because of the
industrial revolution. We will pay the price.
Here is what one of the leading economists writes about the subject. You know something is fucked up when even the industry starts being worried.
A report released by the British government has everyone talking about the weather, and contains dire reasons for the world to start doing something about it. The 600-page Stern Report warns that, unless drastic measures are taken to combat global climate change, average temperatures will rise 2 or 3 degrees Celsius in the next half century, which will in turn melt ice fields, raise sea levels, strengthen storms, accentuate droughts and cause a wide variety of other catastrophes. The world’s poorest nations will suffer the worst effects and climate change is expected to be most severe in underdeveloped tropical regions. Economist Nicholas Stern does offer reason for hope: A strong stand against climate change, as countries reduce carbon dioxide emissions in the context of an international framework, would require 1 percent of world gross domestic product (GDP). If no such stand is taken, however, climate change could cost the world up to 20 percent of the GDP – comparable to the costs of the Great Depression and the World Wars. – YaleGlobal

[MetalPlatypus]

Antarctica getting colder? Then why are the glaciers melting? Or are you denying that as well?
http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/About_Antar ... aq_02.html

There is no such thing as 7000%, the top is 100%.

And there is ample of evidence about global warming. Those who oppose it are always in some way connected to industry. There are studies that show that global warming is not happening, but use your common sense and eyes.
And the data from the credible sources, not from any US government source for sure.

[MetalPlatypus]

Anyone who denies the global warming is an idiot.
NASA is not a credible source of information regarding global warming because it´s part of US government, which is responisble of 40% of CO2
emissions and refuses to sign the Kyoto Agreement.
Do you really believe all your government is telling you? Do you really believe that US troops are in Irak to "establish democracy" and "free the Iraqi people"?
Perhaps a little thinking would help here. With your own brains instead of believing the lies that your government is spreading. It has a very clever expansion plan and it uses the "Muslim issue" very cleverly. But the price is high.

[Carcass]

@BTW, where is Carcass?

In his hometown, until the second week.