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Jaja I was in Guangdong two weeks ago and I think I saw you with your pipe at the Disco there. I think you danced with a goat didn't you. Is that custom there? Do you smoke that pipe by the way, or is it just for show?

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Edit: Jaja i just saw the no. Sorry. but that mr Chong confused me!

Seems your eyes are of untenable quality

I have never said that.

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Jaja I was in Guangdong two weeks ago and I think I saw you with your pipe at the Disco there.

Actually I think it was the Hamptons...

PS: Stratowarii 2.0 asks: "isn't it time for you to shut up now?"

[Chang]

Jaja I was in Guangdong two weeks ago and I think I saw you with your pipe at the Disco there. I think you danced with a goat didn't you. Is that custom there? Do you smoke that pipe by the way, or is it just for show?

Can you think before you make a write? What a shit!
done with text here. dont touch me and I dont touch. web-idiot...

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I would NEVER come up with the idea of touching you.

[Chang]

Chang come talk music and make a friend pipe smoking. Why you make stupid?

brother OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RazielSR]

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OK Changpipesmokingfriend. I have never called you stupid. I have said that you have the ugliest nick I have ever seen and I thought I made you a service, when I adviced you to Changchange it. Maybe you can just have a pic of your pipe, since that attribut seems to be a big part of you. I can smoke a pipe of your hashish-cowdung with you next time I go to Guang. As a peacepipe between our countries.

But but I refuse to dance with your parter, the goat Hungchiang...

[Chang]

Ugly nic? Fine political head former of GUANGDONG region!
I do not dance the goat. Gymnastic and karate

And I think you write the stupid. Maybe you are

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Jaja. In your goateys i maybe am stupid but you can't deny that your partner is a goat called Hungchian. I have seen you. Capisc So tell us all about her...

[Chang]

Jaja. In your goateys i maybe am stupid but you can't deny that your partner is a goat called Hungchian. I have seen you. Capisc So tell us all about her...

chinese educational great, but my english is fresh What you say?

nothing of goat hahhahahaha

Dance partner has of 4 year.....


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Nothing wrong with your English. Go on! It is refreshing to not understand half of it. We have to be inventive when we read your posts.

But what about Hungchiang? I am curious. How can she stand the stench . From your. Pipe I mean...

[RazielSR]

jajajajajajAJJAJAJAJAJajjaJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJajjajajajaja!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chang]

Nothing wrong with your English. Go on! It is refreshing to not understand half of it. We have to be inventive when we read your posts.

But what about Hungchiang? I am curious. How can she stand the stench . From your. Pipe I mean...

OK LAST TIME
I AM NOT A SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!

Do not write the shit!!

Maybe you can make a fish including father

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Nothing wrong with your English. Go on! It is refreshing to not understand half of it. We have to be inventive when we read your posts.

But what about Hungchiang? I am curious. How can she stand the stench . From your. Pipe I mean...

Ahh! I see you've made a new friend.
Nevermind me...

I recently arrived back home from GUANGDONG, where I attended a business trip. What a spectacle! What an extravaganza! Right as I began my opening remarks at the meeting, Chang entered the room unannounced and uninvited. In his mouth, he was huffing and puffing an oversized pipe that would make Priapus green with envy. Several small goats and other herdables followed closely behind him.

Without provocation, the hircines began bleeting, moaning, and soiling the carpet. In a seemingly futile attempt to quiet them, Chang blew at his pipe and a loud "BRRRRRRRRR" emanated...a makeshift vuvuzela, if you will. At this signal, hundreds of VASPS began pouring out of the end, buzzing and stinging everyone's arses. It was...TERRIBLE!!!

My arse was apportioned its fair share of stings. All is well, but don't mind if I scratch...

[Hubble86]

What do I hear? My daughter has got a new friend. A one worse than the earlier if it is possible. What is the world going to I ask myself? So let us make a small calculation over this one.
First. He is really ugly, and not attractive and sexy as the other one.
2. He smells.
3. He associates wit a goat named Hungchiang.
4 And worst of all, he is a smoke. He apparently uses the gaseous products of burning cowdung and makes it visible by the presence of a big cowdungpipe. The particles he inhales are poisonous fumes of dried, smelling cowshit and as dangerous and worthless as tobaccosmoke.
He is trying to put up a smokescreen here to hinder observation and to conceal, confuse and deceive us. He is a deluder, a Chinese deluder, that claimes he has no relation with that goat and is NOT a smoke.
I really hope that my daughter has enough sense to not fall for his charmoffensive and I will recommend her to not have any contact with him, to avoid any temptation. Even if he has promised me to fix a long row of Chinese arses. There are millions you know...

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Even if he has promised me to fix a long row of Chinese arses. There are millions you know...

Maybe if you like arses so much, you should continue making an arse of yourself?

I await your rebuttal.

PS: This is the second time you have failed to quote Chang correctly.
I suggest your wise and calculating mind get a checkup. Jaja.

[Hubble86]

Than you have to wait, my dear earlier, almost son-in-law. Compared to this new "friend" I now see you in another light. So let it be bygones. I don't give a shit about you anymore and I will not rebuke you. I am sure you are a nice guy, since my daugter so stubbornly defended you.

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God! how lives twist by the minutes

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God! how lives twist by the minutes

Could you do me a little favor and stay out of this thread?
This dialogue is between me, the antiquated, alarmingly antediluvian arse-meister, and the cretinous, cigar chomping chinaman. Capiche?

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God! how lives twist by the minutes

Could you do me a little favor and stay out of this thread?

You're free to ignore me, my psychopathic friend. You make your own obstacles the way you shit everyday

A slight recomendation for you though:

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You make your own obstacles the way you shit everyday

Nonsense! I walk forward, and my droppings appear behind me as I careen into the "deep unknown". It is a cleverly orchestrated strategy to prevent stalkers from following me in a linear pattern.

A slight recomendation for you though:

Thank you! Unfortunately, I most politely decline
You see- cupid's arrow has struck my heart and I am positively posessed by the pulchritude of a pretty person...Jenn!
I know the key to her heart is a teeny-weeny microphallus. She said so herself! :luv1:

As an aside, if that is you on the cover, I can roughly approximate the position of your left hand using mathematical extrapolation. Have some decency. Did you urinate during the photo shoot?

For the record, I admire your smooth, velvety skin, and although I cannot speak for the left specimen, your right nipple is well shaped.

[ggonza43]

This whole page is soooo fucked up !
A gift to Chang:

That is indeed BAD-ASS !

[Chang]

What you think??? Brain-fired??? Who in fuck!!!

[robocop656]

Who in fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Who in fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?


Who in fuck?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Who in fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



Who in fuck?!?!!?!?!?!?1!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



WHO IN FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Chang]

have enough. Come GUANGDONG CHINESE "ASS-WHOOP" MOTHER Fuck

face-ugly

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You had enough?

[AGAG]

You make your own obstacles the way you shit everyday

Nonsense! I walk forward, and my droppings appear behind me as I careen into the "deep unknown". It is a cleverly orchestrated strategy to prevent stalkers from following me in a linear pattern.

A slight recomendation for you though:

Thank you! Unfortunately, I most politely decline
You see- cupid's arrow has struck my heart and I am positively posessed by the pulchritude of a pretty person...Jenn!
I know the key to her heart is a teeny-weeny microphallus. She said so herself! :luv1:

As an aside, if that is you on the cover, I can roughly approximate the position of your left hand using mathematical extrapolation. Have some decency. Did you urinate during the photo shoot?

For the record, I admire your smooth, velvety skin, and although I cannot speak for the left specimen, your right nipple is well shaped.

I wasn't urinating unfortunately, I can't possibly (or higenically) do that while my left hand is dabbling into my very own "deep unknown" and just all of a sudden comes across with an object.............. Anyways... I've tried that on some other chordata life forms... I can guarantee it will make your loved one quite more happy than you would normally just a friendly advice on her behalf.

Here's me:

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Are you missing something?

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Yeah, half a ball....

There are side effects you know...

Btw, found a nice one for AAAetc. :