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[AGAG]

Naah... I say marital sex

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

What kind of marriage can that be? Salvadorian? His head looks green? Is that a sign? And in that case of what?

[ggonza43]

Naah... I say marital sex

That would be yours with your dick !

[AGAG]

[AGAG]

When you think about it, traits in people's faces are just gestures that get to crystalize over time... when you see a permanent smile it might not convey happiness on a thorough inspection, maybe just a formal image of emptiness or complacency on the lips because of the walks they take everyday, they always use the same route and greet people with the same smile. When you see sad frowns, it may mean something usually more deeper than the sadness itself, maybe it's one that knew just about every piece of chopin by heart since he was 14 years old, since it's the only thing that kept him alive for so long.. However, when you see someone without fossilized traits, you know, the ones with their eyes so versatile meant to be love and sorrow at the same time, you know there's something special. Maybe their hair is a bit messy or their hands a bit pale

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

You are a very special guy that is for sure. :luv4: You got all that from two fucking bananas and I think you are sort of right. The formal image can be a mask of sorrow or happiness that don't show a thing. But, but, a sad face don't necessarily show a more deepfeeling person, it can also reveal someone that has all the reasons to be just unhappy.

But can a marriage be so bad? One sad banana and one just sexually content. But with that miserable wife he can't have a happy life. And I think she would have been more smiling if she only had pale hands and messy green hair to grieve over. There must be more...

And over to that 14 years old guy with his Chopin-pieces. He made me almost cry and I felt a great affection for him. I would have liked to take him to my heart, if I could and not would have been accused of pedofeli.

[AGAG]

Sadness means experience, it's a bit more interesting than laughs sometimes. A german guy I liked when I was gay once wrote that the more superficial your traits are, the more your soul gets deep as a pond, or something. Kallavesi? Who knows..

Marriages are bad, if you are married for more than 2 seconds, it's shit. Unless of course you've got a lot of chopin going on in your free time, Side-marriages... etc.

The banana is a metaphor I'm assuming ( A minute when the air is cold in a summer night, glasses over a book, etc. )

[ggonza43]

And this brings us back to...

Scary !

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Isn't that what I always thought. Bananas are obnoxious and repugnant...From now on UNEATABLE...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

They are clearly fleeing from the banana on account of his ghastly odor. How could he smell good with no nose?

[ggonza43]

Bananas have no nose, they can't smell but they can stink...How do they realise when to take a shower then ?

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

They never shower you know. They are yellow...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

They never shower you know. They are yellow...

Oh? :pissed4: That's IT! :splat: That just does it! :pissed5: Not another word about Chang, from you. :pissed5:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Chong yes. He was/is the archetype for bananas with screws in their head. The screws corruded from water, so he had to shower without, and I think he saw that as a problem. But that was only one of his all screwtroubles. They itched something terrible and when he tried to scrath, they moved and he started to talk strange. All his "Fuck you, idiot. What shit you say. Sorry my English. Maybe we make date", for example was the result of displaced screws.

I am now more of an expert of Chong than you. Have you seen his brainactivity on a computer for example? No, you haven't, so you are maybe not the right person to talk about the poor man. Or to tell me what I can do or not do with mr Chong. Hahaha to you!

[ggonza43]

They never shower you know. They are yellow...

In that case, if they don't shower they should be brown, not yellow

[AAAAAAAAAA]

I am now more of an expert of Chong than you. Have you seen his brainactivity on a computer for example? No, you haven't, so you are maybe not the right person to talk about the poor man. Or to tell me what I can do or not do with mr Chong. Hahaha to you!

You think you know more about Chong than I because of your crackpot father's "calculating" brain"? What a shit! I tried to explain that it was Tetris I was playing, but couldn't get it through old man Hubble's thin lipped skull that it was not a psychoanalysis of the Guangdonger. Look- I've graduated from school. Have you? I was in the vuvuzela marching band. I studied Venezuelan politics. History of Phallustine was my dissertation. But most importantly, I took three years of Changlish. Don't believe me? Then wait one minute:

Who in fuck! What a shit! What you say??? China pipe-smoke!

Of course I speak with a heavy accent, but for Changlish that is quite an asset.

I suggest your father plant his thin lips upon my paunchy posterior.

BACK OFF!!! :pissed4: :pissed3: :pissed3: :pissed3:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

So now you are angry again? All those red emoticons are not good for you! Your blood pressure goes up and you will be hot and feel stress. Take it easy.

We have handled Chong in the best way and he is not what you think. He is a robot, a spy and he has no feelings whatsoever (Not for you either, if you had hoped that. You were never mentioned in his brain I can tell you that). But I understand that you must try to defend your best friend PFN's buddy. You are SO naiv and if it wasn't so dangerous for the world it would almost be touching. But relax now. We my thinlipped father and I have everything under control and Wikileak will soon let the bomb explode. You wait and see, dear sire. All your knowledge in Chingchong will not help you...

[ggonza43]

...Back off or fuck off ?

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Solly. I really think he meant "FUCK OFF" and that is what I am going to do...In chingchong...

[AGAG]

Tomorrow's gonna be shit, huh?

[Stratowarius]

Nono, no shit at all! I got a fax from Crumb!

Hi Stratow! I happened to catch PFN in his talk with Commander Strutt on the mothership and here you are.

PFN: Hallo Commander Strutt! Nurmi speaking. We have problems here, since we went down in a Chineselake. It was our shield (Made in secret China ) that burned and a lot of Earthlings saw us. Luckily only Chineses, and when they were told it was a meteorite, the Hirocines believed it as usual.

Strutt=St: Good! Have you talked with that fucking mishap Chang?

PFN: Jaja! That humanoidmachineidiot fell in some stairs in Finland and lost more than one screw. I don't know what he did there and why he visited that calculator but that was a disaster on an abundant scale. They took all data from his poor brain, and that report is now with the alienhostile Wikileak, so we have to take it easy for a while.

St: Jaja. Can you contact another calamity, Hugo C? He is overdoing things, for attention, as usual, which by the way, all zuelan individuals do. But, after a severe reprimand, he now is hugging that neighbour, Juan Santos, again.

PFN: Jaja. I have a lot of money to cash in there from the record Hug Huge Hugo. Hugo has taken it all and want to keep it for himself. But then I wont to go home to Excessa. Harvester4 is pregnant and I want to be there for her.

St: Bull! It is more than two years till the delivery, so there is no hurry at all!

PFN: But I don't like it here. Can I at least go to Seattle and the brown box. I have a darling there. He makes the most wonderful muffins! Yum,yum!

St: Ja,ja by all means. As long as you do what you are supposed to do, you can even go back to your goatfarm if it is still there. Haha!

PFN: Thank you sire! It would be a great pleasure and if I can take my darling with me it will be heaven in Finland...

[ggonza43]

I missed the Stratowarius dick-head and its duck-rapist !

[Kosmo]

Who would rape ducks...Chickens are way hotter.

[AGAG]

Stratowarius is caught in his farm! he got stuck in a goatanus and he can´t seem to pull his microdick out! We have to help him... I´m already booking a flight to finland. He might starve to death

[ggonza43]

Use some water then

[AGAG]

It's true, he/it hasn't posted in here for days. So that's the only logical conclusion that can be concluded

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

:luv1: :luv1: :luv1:

[AGAG]

So you managed to get out of there?

We've been worried..

[Stratowarius]

Jaja! The rumour about, how I was cought in some goats ass, was considerably exaggerated. But I got a fax from Crumb, about THE goatfarmer and that may have been the feather that became a hen.

Fax from Crumb...

PFN: Hi, Harvester4. It is your husband speaking from Earth!

Ha4: Hi, Fucking, how are you?

PFN: Great! I am back at the farm, but I miss you!

Ha4: Same here. Are you alone?

PFN: Hrm, hrm! Yes of course, dear!( Whispers: Sch, Sch, darling, you are my muffinbaking secret, you must try not to open your big mouth just now) Hrm, hrm, again! I am all alone here, with my smelling, määäing and bääing goats. Commander Strutt has given me some commmissions, and I have to try to contact that fucking calculator and Wikileak. We must stop the revelations of our plans. Do you remember Chang or Chong as they name him here?

Ha4: Jaja! That stuttering Chinese. I could never understand what he said or what he was good for. Homo? And wanted to live in Finland. Where is he now?

PFN: Hi is back in Guangdong for repair, but I wonder if they can fix him. He was a misfit from the beginning and I will kill that idiot, that got him to visit the calculator. It started all our problems. Huge Hugo is next on the list. He wants attention more than anything and is one of this Earths biggest idiots. He risks all our actions with his marxistic megalomaniashit.

Ha4: Dada! I have always said, he is a Hircine. But, but, Fucking, when are you coming home? Our baby is growing and is expected in 19 months now...

PFN: Jajaja! Till then I will be home and maybe, maybe, I will bring a surprise, a very savoury Eartling, so we can open a muffinbakery. There are also some very ugly birds we can start breeding. They are good and salubrious, if you not burn their legs...

[AGAG]

That's bad. Is Pekka always like that?