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ggonza43 wrote:

NeonVomit wrote:I get along with scientific types much better.

Does this mean I have a chance ?

That depends on many, many other factors.

Come on, I know you want !

ggonza43 wrote:Come on, I know you want !

Damien Thorn wrote:

But who's the girl there ?

ggonza43 wrote:

Damien Thorn wrote:

But who's the girl there ?

I don't know... you tell me...



Requirement: she has to like football...



Cheers,

Damien

I literally came

ggonza43 wrote:I literally came

You sick motherfucker!!
Now THIS I can get behind!! (get it?!?!)

No homo sex please !

This is getting silly...

Let's get back to topic...

C.O.P. Damien Thorn

You know, celebrities are often overrated.

It must've been the mid to late eighties...



I remember seeing this guy's Mercedes parked across the pavement (indicator lights blinking and all) while he was getting a haircut inside the barber shop. He hadn't bothered to properly park his car... and why should he? He could easily pay the fine because he was selling out the Rotterdam Sports Complex ten nights in a row with his Las Vegas era Frank Sinatra rip off.

This guy used to be a crane operator before he became famous. That is probably where all the inflated ego stuff came from. Insecurity...

Cheerio,

Damien

And who it this guy?

ggonza43 wrote:And who it this guy?

Don't bother... His stage name is Lee Towers, and he sucks monkey balls...

Cheerio,

D.

I used to suck monkey balls, they were delicious...Oh wait, you mean raw ones? GROSE !!

ggonza43 wrote:I used to suck monkey balls, they were delicious...Oh wait, you mean raw ones? GROSE !!

Not as gross as this, I imagine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4MBkvrFjFo

He's got volume, though. Gotta give him that...

Cheerio,

Damien

I don't know what you're gonna say after this, but I like his voice

ggonza43 wrote:I don't know what you're gonna say after this, but I like his voice

To be completely honest with you...

... he's not a bad singer. There are shades of Elvis, Tom Jones and Isaac Hayes in there, and he can certainly carry a tune. It's just that I think his attitude and style suck eggs...

Musically speaking, though, the guy isn't all that bad.

Cheerio,

Damien

Well I don't know the man in person, but he sure has an assholish face

ggonza43 wrote:Well I don't know the man in person, but he sure has an assholish face

Cheerio,

D.

I've met Derek Roddy before. I've met Jason Netherton before. A friend of mine got lessons from Bumblefoot a few times. I peed in the bathroom with Matson of Korpiklaani before. Aaaand. Jens replied to one of my posts before. :cyclop: :cyclop: :jump: :jump: