If I was finnish...

[Aresius]

if i was fin i would follow the strato tour all over the country and my name would be tata

[stratovana]

If I was finnish, maybe my name was Tarja and I sing in Nightwish.

[cliff]

If I was finnish, I will get used to read this from the weather report :
"Showers, Light Rain, AM Light Rain, T-Storms, T-Storms, Scattered T-Storms, Light Rain, Snow, Light Rain, Ice Rain..."