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umm, hi Mr. Stockhausen. Please don't think less of me, or something. I feel so charmed. I did not know a boyfriend from Leeds was something so precious. I am just a simple guy, you know.

Anyway if you do care, and uh, I think you do. A poem about me, would be just fine. I don't like the old poem, so please, a new one.

Do you know yet what you will call the poem?

Arnold Layne[/quote]





You want some poem, Arnold! And who am I to deny you that, Arnold? Every love needs poems with violins and sopranosaxophones, so this is for you, Arnold, and I am sure you can "think" the backgroundmusic, Arnold. Sorry I write about our little "hobby", but cross my heart, it is the last time.

Oden to Arnold! :luv1:


Dickery, dickery, dare,

The trousers blow in the air,

Two guys in brown,

Soon took them down,

From the washingline long,

Dickery, dickery song,

The lady lost her pantalong.



Hiddeli diddeli diddle,

And I will play my fiddle,

And it is a great riddle,

How you can stand all the jiddle,

When I compose my Sonatabriddle.



Hickori dickori dock,

The guys had to speed their pegplock

And to look at the clock,

Since it was almost two,

They had to go,

With their catch of greenblue trousseau.



There was a composer from Mödrath, (true)

That thought he had got some lovespatt

So great was his needs

For his boyfriend in Leeds,

That he fainted as soon he saw gnatgnatt.

That was all for today, Arnold... :luv1: :luv1: :luv1:

You want some poem, Arnold! And who am I to deny you that, Arnold? Every love needs poems with violins ans sopranosaxophones, so this is for you, Arnold, and I am sure you can "think" the backgroundmusic, Arnold. Sorry I write about our little "hobby", but cross my heart, it is the last time.

Oden to Arnold!


Dickery, dickery, dare,

The trousers blow in the air,

Two guys in brown,

Soon took them down,

From the washingline long,

Dickery, dickery song,

The lady lost her pantalong.



Hiddeli diddeli diddle,

And I will play my fiddle,

And it is a great riddle,

How you can stand all the jiddle,

When I compose my Sonatabriddle.



Hickori dickori dock,

The guys had to speed their pegplock

And to look at the clock,

Since it was almost two,

They had to go,

With their catch of greenblue trousseau.



There was a composer from Mödrath, (true)

That thought he had got some lovespatt

So great was his needs

For his boyfriend in Leeds,

That he fainted as soon he saw gnatgnatt.

That was all for today, Arnold...

AWWWW
It warms my heart THANK YOU!!!!!

Who the HELL are you supposed to be??

Arnold Layne

Who the HELL are you supposed to be??

Arnold Layne

You

So what is this? Intruder!.What is that "H" standing for?? "Heck"? My Leedsboyfriend needs no "heck". He is great without.

So what is this? Intruder!.What is that "H" stand for?? "Heck"? My Leedsboyfriend needs no "heck". He is great without.

H is my middle name

Arnold H. Layne

I'm the REAL Arnold Layne

Arnold H. Layne

Don't you think it is enough with ONE washinglinesrobber here? Do you collect Cloth-pegs too?

Don't you think it is enough with ONE washinglinesrobber here? Do you collect Cloth-pegs too?

uh like i said i AM the real Arnold Layne


and who collects cloth-pegs?

Arnold H. layne

In that case. Welcome in the Collectingallsortsofclothpegsclub. But you can't come in before you have 9000 pegs. But it is of no importance what quaality they have or what material.

But let me point out that the poems were not for you...

But let me point out that the poems were not for you...

Not for who?

Arnold H. Layne?

Not for any Heck ...Capisce???

Edit; Your avatar is even uglier than mine.

Not for any Heck ...Capisce???

Edit; Your avatar is even uglier than mine.

Capisce??? What??

Who's avatar is prettier than yours?

Arnold H. Layne

I don't think "pretty" is the right word here. Haha...

I don't think "pretty" is the right word here. Haha...

Better looking than yours?

Neither is "better looking". We have to be in the uglycategory I am sorry to say. Ugly, uglier, ugliest. And I think yours is UGLIEST of all avatars there is in this forum. Jajaja, hahah how does it feel to have the ugliest avatar in Universe? Change it dear Arnold H, change it dear Arnold H., change it...

Neither is "better looking". We have to be in the uglycategory I am sorry to say. Ugly, uglier, ugliest. And I think yours is UGLIEST of all avatars there is in this forum. Jajaja, hahah how does it feel to have the ugliest avatar in Universe? Change it dear Arnold H, change it dear Arnold H., change it...

Well...it feels awsome!!!!!!

Who has the ugliest avatar in this forum?

Arnold H. layne

Let it be Arnold H. Now I am going home. I have worked all night with my composing and now it is time to go home and sleep. By Arnold H....

Your avatar has the eyes of a serial killer....and your music sucks...little earless one

No! No No no!! I am Arnold Layne and I love my German boyfriend!!

There is only one Arnold Layne and I am his prophet.
Will the real Arnold Layne please stand up??

Arnold Layne

Hey guys. Its me. Um. Arnold F. Layne!
How do you do?
I had this urge to come here. I cant explain. Uh. Hope its ok!

I am an A+ student from Leeds. Nice to know you.

Who hangs out around here?

Arnold F. Layne

Two Arnolds in Leeds and one someother place, and he has no ears. But who IS my boyfriend? You look so alike and you all love pegs. Is it possible to have three boyfriends or is that considered greedy? What do you Arnolds think? Arnolds. But I am after all of worldclass, a worldwideknown, almost universal celebrity and you can be my little groupies. JAJA Groupies are the solution...

Um. Well. Yes. I would like to be, a Karlheinz groupie.

Butt, why the other Arnold Layne gets a beautiful poem?
Does it apply to me? As well?

Shouldn't someone else get another poem?

Arnold F. Layne

No!! No Fair! No way, no how!!
If he gets another poem, I get a poem.

Stockahusen Boyfriend #1 (the first and last )
Arnold Layne (the original)

What a dilemma you put me in, Arnolds, and it is not some Gordian Knot I can unloose by chopping heads. I don't like blood you see, I am a German.

Butt I think I will hold on to the first Arnold, he without extra letters. He seems so unpretentious and unostentatious. So Arnolds with H and F have to seek their happiness somewhere else.
The groupiething was of course democratic, but I am a passionate German, as you can see from my avatar. Some say I look murderous, butt it can also be LOVE that sparkle from my eyes. And however, I got caught by the "moving" Arnold and his 1604 pegs.

Tamtaratam, Arnold without extra decoration. You are my only boyfriend. Jaja, so be it.. :luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1:

Yes! YEAHHHH!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

Arnold Layne

Huh ??
All fair I guess. The black Arnold Layne's must always face discrimination.
Arnold F. Layne

Hah! No one succeeds, the man from leeds.
My courtship dance must have worked (see avatar).

Arnold Layne

Two Arnolds in Leeds and one someother place, and he has no ears. But who IS my boyfriend? You look so alike and you all love pegs. Is it possible to have three boyfriends or is that considered greedy? What do you Arnolds think? Arnolds. But I am after all of worldclass, a worldwideknown, almost universal celebrity and you can be my little groupies. JAJA Groupies are the solution...

I AM ALSO FORM LEEDS MY EARLESS FRIEND.

Huh ??
All fair I guess. The black Arnold Layne's must always face discrimination.
Arnold F. Layne

Who faces discrimination?

Arnold H. Layne

Shouldn't someone else get another poem?

Yes!!!

Arnold H. Layne

I agree with the earless Arnold. Someone deserves another poem. :luv1:

Arnold F. Layne