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ok , lets say you pick a fight in a bar, you dont see who you had the bad luck to run into...who would be the worst enemy ever to face?

here goes mine

5) Ivan Drago (from rocky 4) is the giant mother fucker who kills apolo just puch him , that is fucked up

4)Jason Voorhes (from Friday13th) unstopable killing machine, there is simply no chance with this guy

3)Damian (from the omen) is the son of the devil, is wicked, barely speaks, your last moments are going to be fucked up.

2)George W.Bush (us ass hole) not that I can not take him down. but then he will send his army to my country put it to bankrup and steal my oil. thats is bad.

1)Cannibal Copse , not only that they kill you is bad, then they gonna eat you , and then you goin right down the toilet. bizarre.

Why can't it be Sarah Palin?

This life makes so much sense

Cannibal Corpse guys are among the friendliest people on the planet. Despite the fact that their singer looks and sounds like a pissed off cave troll.

I wouldn't go against any of the True Blood vampires.

Bas Rutten.

If you don't know who he is, Google will show you why I think this. What is additionally frightening is that he exists.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Why can't it be Sarah Palin?

Now, now. How can someone who looks like this: be the enemy?

Crazy Joe Devola

Babylon wrote:Crazy Joe Devola

so classic!! what about newman!? he is easy to take down but comes up with terrible stuff.

7'0" (2.13 m) Russian boxer Nikolai Valuev- definitely not someone to mouth off at in a bar, or anywhere else for that matter! He has a reach of 88 inches- which means he could almost smack someone from across a small room!

adrian9 wrote:

Babylon wrote:Crazy Joe Devola

so classic!! what about newman!? he is easy to take down but comes up with terrible stuff.

Oh yea.. Newman... Well I probably wouldn't want to pick a fight with anyone, I am about 5 feet tall, like 100 pounds and not very strong

miditek wrote:7'0" (2.13 m) Russian boxer Nikolai Valuev- definitely not someone to mouth off at in a bar, or anywhere else for that matter! He has a reach of 88 inches- which means he could almost smack someone from across a small room!

another russian?? holy mother of god....It takes some balls try to fight whit this guy

adrian9 wrote:

miditek wrote:7'0" (2.13 m) Russian boxer Nikolai Valuev- definitely not someone to mouth off at in a bar, or anywhere else for that matter! He has a reach of 88 inches- which means he could almost smack someone from across a small room!

another russian?? holy mother of god....It takes some balls try to fight whit this guy

I know! Valuev is a freaking mutant!

I've also watched the Polish boxer Andrzej Gołota fight, and while he is shorter than Valuev, his record is very impressive, nevertheless!

I think it would be:

Voldemort.... If I hadnt destroyed all his horcruxes before, he might be somehow hard to get down.

Sauron too, except if I destroyed the ring before.

Artemis Fowl is too intelligent.

Nausicaa is too nice, I couldnt lift my hand on her.

Ellen Ripley: damn, she survived thousands of Aliens, how can you get her down?

Jerry Seinfeld on boxing:

Take boxing, the simplest, stupidest sport of all. It's almost as if these two guys are just desperate to compete with each other, but they couldn't think of a sport. So they said, "Why don't we just pound each other for forty-five minutes? Maybe someone will come watch that."

It's strange, two guys in shorts competing for a belt. They should award them slacks or a shirt.

Carry on!

God

sauron needed to be on this list.....maybe a fight between Sauron and Nikolau would be fun. I put my money on Nikolai

icecab21 wrote:God

The man looks fierce with those pink fabrics covering his goods