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Dear Finns, could you please translate those 8 sentences for me?
Kiitos paljon!

What is this i don't even....May i ask why do you need that translated?
Anyways, i can give it a shot.


Nieminen family in the sauna:
A)They leave the towels in the dressing room.
B)They put all the items into a bucket and carry them in the bucket to the sauna.
C)They toss water into the sauna stove, sit on the benches and chat.
D)The sauna shift is about to end. The neighbours are coming to the sauna soon.
E)They take towels, shampoo, soap and two spunges to the sauna.
F)They all shower and then enter the sauna.
G)Nieminen family have the sauna shift on saturday at six.
H)It's nice and warm in the sauna. They shower again, except for the dad who wants to have a really hot sauna.

There you go. This was kind of difficult actually, especially the very last sentance...

Kosmo wrote:What is this i don't even....May i ask why do you need that translated?
Anyways, i can give it a shot.

I think this is better:

Nieminen family in the sauna:

A) They leave the towels in the dressing room.
B) They put all their stuff into a bucket and carry them in the bucket to the sauna.
C) They toss water into the sauna stove, sit on the benches and drink heavily.
D) The sauna shift is about to end. The neighbours are coming to the sauna soon.
E) They take vodka, towels, shampoo, soap, knives and two spunges to the sauna.
F) They all shower and then enter the sauna.
G) Nieminen family have the sauna shift on saturday at six. It is time to drink.
H) It's nice and warm in the sauna. They shower again, except for the dad who wants to have a really hot sauna. He falls asleep and turns all red. The drunken neighbors knock on the door. Dad stabs the neighbor in the eye.

You twisted, twisted man.

JensJohansson wrote:

Kosmo wrote:What is this i don't even....May i ask why do you need that translated?
Anyways, i can give it a shot.

I think this is better:

Nieminen family in the sauna:

A) They leave the towels in the dressing room.
B) They put all their stuff into a bucket and carry them in the bucket to the sauna.
C) They toss water into the sauna stove, sit on the benches and drink heavily.
D) The sauna shift is about to end. The neighbours are coming to the sauna soon.
E) They take vodka, towels, shampoo, soap, knives and two spunges to the sauna.
F) They all shower and then enter the sauna.
G) Nieminen family have the sauna shift on saturday at six. It is time to drink.
H) It's nice and warm in the sauna. They shower again, except for the dad who wants to have a really hot sauna. He falls asleep and turns all red. The drunken neighbors knock on the door. Dad stabs the neighbor in the eye.

In Finland we are naked in sauna

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In Finland men are sexy rabbits

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^Holy crap.

As a non-Finnish speaking person, I'll give my shot.

A) There is something in the Sauna.
B) It is moving. Make temperature rise, Igor!
C) Is that what I think it is?
D) Boner.
E) WTF I thought you weren't circumcised, dude!
F) I'm not a Jew, but I like it this way.
G) I'm a letter G in the list. What am I supposed to do?
H) I liek turtlez.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:I liek turtlez.

Kosmo wrote:What is this i don't even....May i ask why do you need that translated?
Anyways, i can give it a shot.


Nieminen family in the sauna:
A)They leave the towels in the dressing room.
B)They put all the items into a bucket and carry them in the bucket to the sauna.
C)They toss water into the sauna stove, sit on the benches and chat.
D)The sauna shift is about to end. The neighbours are coming to the sauna soon.
E)They take towels, shampoo, soap and two spunges to the sauna.
F)They all shower and then enter the sauna.
G)Nieminen family have the sauna shift on saturday at six.
H)It's nice and warm in the sauna. They shower again, except for the dad who wants to have a really hot sauna.

There you go. This was kind of difficult actually, especially the very last sentance...

Thank you very much! Well, it is my homework for my finnish lesson, you know, I am just obsessed with your country, people and so, I have had the opportunity to stay one month in your beautiful land and have seen many cool places. This all started with Stratovarius obsession, so I am double obsessed:D
I am actually happy to put few basic sentences and swearwords, but this was really above my level of knowledge

Where do you find all this??

I'm still wondering why Jens bothers

ggonza43 wrote:I'm still wondering why Jens bothers

He doesn't bother.
That's how things got out of hand to begin with.

I've been banned from three other forums this year!
I need a break.

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I've been banned from three other forums this year!
I need a break.

That's too bad . They don't understand what spam means, eh?

ggonza43 wrote:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I've been banned from three other forums this year!
I need a break.

That's too bad . They don't understand what spam means, eh?

To be fair, my grievances were far worse than spam

1) Banned from a forum for pretending to be Kevin Moore's dad
2) Banned from a DT forum for pretending to be Mike Portnoy
3) Banned from Mike Portnoy's forum for #2, even though I never even opened an account??
4) Banned from a professional forum for ""Stalking PM's sent to another forum member". Its a long story but to summarize: I made some assumptions about a poster's background based on her writing style and managed to convince her that I knew her in real life, which made her really defensive. So we had this huge battle both on the forums and in PM's even though I was just pulling her leg the whole time. I publicly accused her of cheating on her ex-boyfriend which infuriated her, and ultimately we both got banned. Good times!

AAAAAAAAAA wrote: To be fair, my grievances were far worse than spam

1) Banned from a forum for pretending to be Kevin Moore's dad
2) Banned from a DT forum for pretending to be Mike Portnoy
3) Banned from Mike Portnoy's forum for #2, even though I never even opened an account??
4) Banned from a professional forum for ""Stalking PM's sent to another forum member". Its a long story but to summarize: I made some assumptions about a poster's background based on her writing style and managed to convince her that I knew her in real life, which made her really defensive. So we had this huge battle both on the forums and in PM's even though I was just pulling her leg the whole time. I publicly accused her of cheating on her ex-boyfriend which infuriated her, and ultimately we both got banned. Good times!

OMG :rotflmao1: wtf

I heard that Kevin Moore is the new drummer for DT.

Kosmo wrote:I heard that Kevin Moore is the new drummer for DT.

*joke drums*

Susie wrote:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote: To be fair, my grievances were far worse than spam

1) Banned from a forum for pretending to be Kevin Moore's dad

OMG :rotflmao1: wtf

Ahh, it was priceless fun.
That forum hosted a fan chat session a while ago and here is what one person said about it.

One memorable moment for me was the prankster that opened up three accounts and pretended to be Kevin Moore, Kevin's dad and Kevin's mom at once and had a three-way chat with himself for a good 15 minutes.

It would be amazing if every spammer in this forum picked another community and on a specific day spammed the hell out of it with Arnold Layne, Timo Toikki, AAAAs, Chopin, George Zimmer, etc.

Someday, I will make it happen. :laff:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:

Susie wrote:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote: To be fair, my grievances were far worse than spam

1) Banned from a forum for pretending to be Kevin Moore's dad

OMG :rotflmao1: wtf

Ahh, it was priceless fun.
That forum hosted a fan chat session a while ago and here is what one person said about it.

One memorable moment for me was the prankster that opened up three accounts and pretended to be Kevin Moore, Kevin's dad and Kevin's mom at once and had a three-way chat with himself for a good 15 minutes.

It would be amazing if every spammer in this forum picked another community and on a specific day spammed the hell out of it with Arnold Layne, Timo Toikki, AAAAs, Chopin, George Zimmer, etc.

Someday, I will make it happen. :laff:

as long as you go somewhere else I am happy.
And don't put me on your ignore list because of this! I don
't want to be ignored NOOOOO! :jump:

mayhem-for-all wrote:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:

Susie wrote:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote: To be fair, my grievances were far worse than spam

1) Banned from a forum for pretending to be Kevin Moore's dad

OMG :rotflmao1: wtf

Ahh, it was priceless fun.
That forum hosted a fan chat session a while ago and here is what one person said about it.

One memorable moment for me was the prankster that opened up three accounts and pretended to be Kevin Moore, Kevin's dad and Kevin's mom at once and had a three-way chat with himself for a good 15 minutes.

It would be amazing if every spammer in this forum picked another community and on a specific day spammed the hell out of it with Arnold Layne, Timo Toikki, AAAAs, Chopin, George Zimmer, etc.

Someday, I will make it happen. :laff:

as long as you go somewhere else I am happy.
And don't put me on your ignore list because of this! I don
't want to be ignored NOOOOO! :jump:

>Ignored

Rebel wrote:>Ignored

God bless Jens for that button !

ggonza43 wrote:

Rebel wrote:>Ignored

God bless Jens for that button !

But it's so close to the "Quote" button I could make a MISTAKE.

And yes, we should at least have a message telling us who made us ignored as Anonymous... What a terrible sentence.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:But it's so close to the "Quote" button I could make a MISTAKE.

No need to worry, you can edit your "ignore list", if you make a MISTAKE

ggonza43 wrote:

NeverendingAbyss wrote:But it's so close to the "Quote" button I could make a MISTAKE.

No need to worry, you can edit your "ignore list", if you make a MISTAKE

Too much work. I'll just live with the MISTAKE.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

ggonza43 wrote:

NeverendingAbyss wrote:But it's so close to the "Quote" button I could make a MISTAKE.

No need to worry, you can edit your "ignore list", if you make a MISTAKE

Too much work. I'll just live with the MISTAKE.

But...you won't see the ones you love