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Well, it was about time this happened. I mean, religious people can't stick to the same thought ALL their life...We are not in the 12th century anymore

You know it isn't because Jesus stopped by to get a coffee 20 centuries ago, so I wouldn't say it is a valid stand to hide behind dates. As we know, the man is winning quick.

Devil, God, Jesus...Do you realise those 3 always make things in life worse? It's about a little of common sense, I just think it's stupid not to allow the use of condoms just because "our religion doesn't approve it"...You need some racionality sometimes

ggonza43 wrote:We are not in the 12th century anymore

Really?!? Damn, I was hoping for some supriseth intercourse.

What in God's name (hypocritical, I know ) is that?!

Pope-rape-cloth



HELLO BOYS!!!!

Between this and the health care decision, I'm starting to actually start to like this pope. Granted, I'm episcopalian, and we tend to just dislike the idea of a pope anyways, at least he's leading the catholic church in the right direction.

"He said condoms could reduce the risk of HIV infection(...)"

like duh!

Susie wrote:"He said condoms could reduce the risk of HIV infection(...)"

They were so square they forgot the obvious

lol it's like Catholics have never used condoms before, and like they awaited all these decades for the Pope's approval to use them.

As a guy who was sent to catholic school and made into an altar boy as a kid, I have to say:PRIESTS DON'T USE CONDOMS.

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Meanwhile in Frankenreichistan...

POPE APPROVES.

CONDOMS SOLD EVERYWHERE*!






*in Latin America.

NeonVomit wrote:

You have no idea how much that made me laugh!

robocop656 wrote:As a guy who was sent to catholic school and made into an altar boy as a kid, I have to say:PRIESTS DON'T USE CONDOMS.

Well. When a priest raped me when I was 8 years old, he did use a condom. Talk about cultural differences

pffff

Now they use their historical falseness just to keep people believing in their master plan. It doesn't matter If I killed people in the past for the use of condoms or If I buried thousands of nuns because I couldn't use condoms (oh sorry, I couldn't fuck either), now you can use condoms! and all the people: "wwwwwoooooooooooooooow!!"

Maybe in some weeks, people will be able to buy catholic condoms in the vatican shops. Special price if you are baptized

They could promote the use of condoms in the mass too. Be careful with some catholic maniacs!!
Or in the consagration..."one host for you, two condoms for your son!"

Sunday mass special: "free condoms for the first 100 assistants!!"

I'm sure they will explain this a lot better. They will say that somebody have found a secret code in the bible where it was said that the use of condoms is necessary to fight against satan.


"Catholic condoms,celestial fuck!"

robocop656 wrote:

ggonza43 wrote:We are not in the 12th century anymore

Really?!? Damn, I was hoping for some supriseth intercourse.

Bayuex tapestry is my favorite Internet meme. It's even better than lolcats (my second favorite meme).

Back to the topic - it's about time.

I can't help thinking of this every time someone mentions the Catholic church.

this pope IS the devil, he looks live the dark force emperor a lot...

RazielSR wrote:"Catholic condoms,celestial fuck!"

Couldn't agree more with this !

Nuns punish you in the back room of the classroom and hit you with rulers if you laugh at the stations of the cross.

I always wondered where the hell do you find all those pictures

ggonza43 wrote:I always wondered where the hell do you find all those pictures

The pope obviously

robocop656 wrote: The pope obviously

Like "DUH!" !