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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:55 am
by AGAG
Share your hopes and dreams.

-I hope to stop fucking dogs and slowly limit myself to hugging them on the streets in order to exchange fleas and other collective diseases
-I will acquire more Waterbottles and I will build a castle bigger than the empire states with them
-I will cross the Atlantic (back and) forth without a boat
-The climate change will get so bad it will actually freeze all Central America.
-I hope the sleeping powder works it's way through my city
-I will traverse riding dogs as horses
-Some German scientist invents a way so I can travel on clouds
-Papercuts
-I will acquire the ability to walk through walls
-PCP, LSD and industrial glue will be a rule for the communism.
-I will fly

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:00 am
by browneyedgirl
I will spend less time on internet,(yeah right)
I will buy a step ladder so I don't have any more bad falls(another one and it will knock what little sense I do have out entirely)
Stop eating so many Ding Dongs.
Start saving more money.
Stay away from the Beauty Boutique website(relates to the previous point)
Stop being so sneaky mean to people I work with. (It wouldn't pay to lose one's job now in this recession)
Stop drinking so much beer, switch to vodka instead. :beer:
Buy the new Stratovarius album as soon as possible after it comes out! :music:

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:25 am
by WilliamBauset
my new year resolution would be:
- trying to be more healthy and go join a Gym and loose weight
- trying to get a job at Apple Store (or other store:P)
- saving some money to buy a new keyboard !!!
other than that i don't really know:P

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:00 am
by AAAAAAAAAA
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2. Stop eating so much toothpaste, and eliminate shampoo from my diet altogether
3. Slowly phase-out the habit of microwaving my underwear
4. Try not to pinch my right nipple in public
5. Exercising............................my right to eat junk food
6. Seek counseling for the emotional (and physical) damage I sustained, after I made the mistake of dressing up as a dog in AGAG's hometown on Halloween. :nervous:
7. Kill Michael Jordan :x

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:10 am
by ggonza43
* I will listen to Elysium at least 30 times a month
* I will drink less :lol:
* I'm gonna support my favourite band till the end!
* I'm hitting with a punch my computer 8)
* I will be nice with 1% of this forum
* I will come back soon and think of more things to post here :bounce2:

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:03 am
by NeverendingAbyss
MY RESOLUTION?









Leave this forum.






Fuck it. I'll just come back. I'm gonna be fat forever. :cry:

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:10 am
by ggonza43
Yeah, being fat always results in getting laid a lot 8)

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:28 am
by robocop656
AAAAAAAAAA wrote: 7. Kill Michael Jordan :x
lol wut? OK, I admit it. It was me. :lol: :lol: :lol:
SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. EVERYBODY.

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:17 pm
by ggonza43
robocop656 wrote:lol wut? OK, I admit it. It was me. :lol: :lol: :lol:
SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. EVERYBODY.
That's why you dissapeared :lol:! I knew you wouldn't let us down that easily :)

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:07 pm
by Kosmo
I promise that i can play atleast one keyboard solo from Strato by the end of this year. 8)

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:09 am
by adrian9
Im back from holidays:D happy 2011 everyone!
my goals from this year
- drop some weight
- get the hell out of this country
- record some great music, and a music video.

im a simple man, what else can I say...

- avoid marriage
- avoid getting kids
- avoid debts :lol:

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:14 am
by robocop656
-convert midtek to Atheism
-convert NeonVomit to Catholicism
-convert Rebel to Mormonism
-avoid non alcoholic beer
- gain some more weight
-get the hell out of this underwear
-record a sex tape with susie and browneyedgirl, and a music video

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:38 am
by ggonza43
robocop656 wrote:-convert midtek to Atheism
-convert NeonVomit to Catholicism
-convert Rebel to Mormonism
Good luck with that :lol:
robocop656 wrote:-record a sex tape with susie and browneyedgirl...
:w00t:

Re: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:12 pm
by JezzeZ
I'll play guitar every single day of this year and I won't drink any Frezza.