What's yer label, junior?

[miditek]

I don't drink at all during the year, but during the holidays...well, that's a different story. Put your favorite labels up here. (And please, no beer. That's for pussies!) Fuck beer, drink liquor!

The best whiskey, imho


The good stuff (if the best ain't available)

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I don't know how you guys drink that stuff. I'll talk a tall glass of chocolate milk over that horse piss anyday.

[browneyedgirl]

I hate whiskey, but if I had to drink it, this would be it. I drank some of this a few years ago, and I liked it OK. I'm not a whiskey gal though, I prefer Natural Ice beer, so I guess I am a pussy! I also like Vodka and Peppermint Schnapps. Oh, and Jegelmeister, too!

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Label?

I have NO label!

I think it tastes HORRIBLE! But that is only my opinion...

[miditek]

I hate whiskey, but if I had to drink it, this would be it.

Crown is very good also, and I used to drink it back in the day. I also like Schnapps, but always need a fucking Prilosec or Nexium afterward.

I don't know how you guys drink that stuff. I'll talk a tall glass of chocolate milk over that horse piss anyday.

Nothing wrong at all with chocolate milk, my brother. Getting it (and chocolate chip cookies) was a serious business when I was little- before we started raiding everyone's parents' liquor cabinets!

Label?

I have NO label!

I think it tastes HORRIBLE! But that is only my opinion...

Then we've got to get you a label, bro. Surely there's got to be something out there in the liquor/liqueur world out there that would suit you.

I suspect you might like something like Irish Coffee.
Here's what you need

A glass
Sugar
Freshly brewed coffee
¾ ounce of Bailey’s
Jigger of Irish whiskey
Homemade whip cream
A stirrer
A warm spoon
Directions

In a preheated glass, pour the Bailey’s in. At this time you can add the sugar for a sweetened taste. Slowly add the freshly brewed coffee while continuously mixing the liquid. All of the sugar should be dissolved. Then add just 1/2 shot of the whiskey (optional, of course). With the back of a warm spoon, add the whip cream to the Irish coffee mixture. Be sure to not break the coffee’s surface with the whip cream. It is likely that this part of the Bailey’s Irish coffee recipe will take some time to hone in on this particular skill.

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Ha! There I got you! And now I understand how you appeal to your girlfriends, with sweet words and treacherous drinks, made of the devil himself. The "thing" you show here looks very, very tasty, and if I didn't knew better I would have fallen straight in it.

But, but, no, no! That tempting glass, with volatile liquid, can be the intoxicating agent for a very ruined liver and it can start with just such an appetizing flavour, that arouses the interest and soon turns to stronger and not so goodlooking drinks as methylalcohol and claret.

That can later lead to excessive and compulsive use and give psycological and nutritional disorders.

Hrm Midi, what is it you really want to say here?

This is what A10 would have called a "broadside" isn't it?

[browneyedgirl]

Hrm Midi, what is it you really want to say here?

"what man is a man who doesn't like whiskey?" To paraphrase Orlando "Balian" Bloom.

[Jabi]

I like Scotch with cranberry.

[adrian9]

[Susie]

Well, lately, I only drink vodka, Smirnoff or Absolut as a first choice and if they don't have any, just any cheap russian vodka hahaha . I like colorful sweet drunkitty drinks

And if I want to hug a bunny like this: I'll have Smirnoff Ice...

And as for beers, yes,I'm a total girl so I'm allowed to talk about beers, I only have this one: Venezuela's

[NeverendingAbyss]

I tried an Irish coffee at TGI Friday.

The first coffee to ever put me to sleep.

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[eagledreamr]

One of the best mixes:

(or any other vodka brand)

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[browneyedgirl]

I tried an Irish coffee at TGI Friday.

The first coffee to ever put me to sleep.

Brandy and coffee will do that, too. The brandy overrides the caffiene in the coffee.

[miditek]

Ha! There I got you! And now I understand how you appeal to your girlfriends, with sweet words and treacherous drinks, made of the devil himself.

The devil didn't make Oirish Coffee, although I can make a pretty good one myself. City Cafe here in my city makes the best!

Hrm Midi, what is it you really want to say here?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone in my crew say to me, "drink some more (whiskey), little girl!", at 5:00AM and bleary-eyed after a 12 hour drinking session, then I would have enough cash to have retired a long time ago!

Hrm Midi, what is it you really want to say here?

"what man is a man who doesn't like whiskey?" To paraphrase Orlando "Balian" Bloom.

Aye, and what a fine sentiment that is!

Here's one of my favorite quotes of all time;

"It's whiskey, or nothing!"- The Goon

@Adrian,

"I don't condone wife-beating, but I certainly understand it!" - Sam Kinison

Well, lately, I only drink vodka, Smirnoff or Absolut as a first choice and if they don't have any, just any cheap russian vodka hahaha . I like colorful sweet drunkitty drinks

White liquor is pretty good, although I've had some ferocious hangovers from Smirnoff before. Absolut is good, and so is Stoli.

And as for beers, yes,I'm a total girl so I'm allowed to talk about beers, I only have this one: Venezuela's

Girls are, of course, exempt from my pro-whiskey proclamation!

[eagledreamr]

Girls are, of course, exempt from my pro-whiskey proclamation!

What's this male chauvinism?! :shake:

Girls can love whiskey!

[miditek]

Girls are, of course, exempt from my pro-whiskey proclamation!

What's this male chauvinism?! :shake:

Girls can love whiskey!

Indeed they can, but just make sure to get a designated driver- especially after drinking whiskey.

P.S. - not male chauvinism, but calling a girl a "girl" at 5:00AM for not drinking enough whiskey just doesn't have the humor factor that it does calling a guy a girl- despite the fact that the guy had been drinking whiskey for the last twelve hours anyway.

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I think it is humour, and I would have laughed.

[eagledreamr]

P.S. - not male chauvinism, but calling a girl a "girl" at 5:00AM for not drinking enough whiskey just doesn't have the humor factor that it does calling a guy a girl- despite the fact that the guy had been drinking whiskey for the last twelve hours anyway.

OK, fair enough!

[Arnold Layne]

I never drink alcohol.

I eat it.

Arnold Layne