New Van Halen album out now...

[Damien Thorn]

And so it shall come to pass that the classic line-up (minus Michael Anthony) of the greatest hard rock band ever to tread the face of the earth will release an album again after twenty-eight years...

http://www.vhnd.com/2012/02/07/van-hale ... qus_thread

Cheerio,

Damien

[NeonVomit]

Uhh.

[robocop656]

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Uhh.

Huh Huh Huh! Not Uhh! Jesus and all Apostles fuck, get your HUH's right!!!

[NeonVomit]

Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.

[Arnold Layne]

Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.

She is not original. She briefly stole my boyfriend, the gay baker. And she even stole his name. She is a...a word that starts with M. I am too much of a gentleman to say it. It is NOT how it works in Leeds.

HUH!

Arnold Layne

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.

Sorry! It wasn't meant as a retort. Not at all! I like to steal funny sentences and your "Jesus fuck" was worth stealing. Why try to be original, when there already is something quotable to quote?

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.

She is not original. She briefly stole my boyfriend, the gay baker. And she even stole his name. She is a...a word that starts with M. I am too much of a gentleman to say it. It is NOT how it works in Leeds.

HUH!

Arnold Layne

Huh! So you are up and about again and found a way to pick on me! It doesn't help you at all! I am still on TOP and there I will stay for a LOOOng time!

[Arnold Layne]

Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.

She is not original. She briefly stole my boyfriend, the gay baker. And she even stole his name. She is a...a word that starts with M. I am too much of a gentleman to say it. It is NOT how it works in Leeds.

HUH!

Arnold Layne

Huh! So you are up and about again and found a way to pick on me! It doesn't help you at all! I am still on! TOP and there I will stay for a LOOOng time!

That is what you think. I am on top, and I weigh four hundred and fifty pounds. Hahaha, you will suffer! And meanwhile, you are getting sleepy. Slowly...

Arnold Layne

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Haha. When you are under, you will stay under, since you can't turn with your heavy ass So here we go. I am still on TOP.

HAHAHAHA on Top Hahahahahaha


Butt I am curious. What is the word beginning with M? I am sure you can write it, if you only look with one eye

[Arnold Layne]

HuhHUHhuhHUH! You snuck on top while I was showering. What a broadside. AGAIN! :pissed3:

Anyway, I cannot actually tell you the word. Butt here is a song about it....

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Arnold Layne

[Ilsekena]

What is worse than sharing a
room with a dog-snorer...?

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

HuhHUHhuhHUH! You snuck on top while I was showering. What a broadside. AGAIN! :pissed3:

Anyway, I cannot actually tell you the word. Butt here is a song about it....

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Arnold Layne

Oh dear! How did you know, that I love that Miserere, and that I have nothing against you call me that. Thank you! :luv1: Con te partiro...

[NeonVomit]

Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.

Sorry! It wasn't meant as a retort. Not at all! I like to steal funny sentences and your "Jesus fuck" was worth stealing. Why try to be original, when there already is something quotable to quote?

Well, you can steal from me anytime

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Thank you! :bounce1:

[Rage1979]

The Album is just some piece of crap....

[AGAG]

What is worse than sharing a
room with a dog-snorer...?

Not living with someone who would rather fuck your doggie's tush.

You should try, seriously!

I'm free this Friday

[robocop656]

Two dogs walking down the road. One logs into the strato forum on his Nokia phone. The other uses his laptop and a wifi hotspot. The hotspot is his piss.

[AGAG]

Can I drink a hotspot?

[robocop656]

Where have you been? Too much Le?

[AGAG]

No haha! too little... I've been locked up. How is your heart? Is it healthy now? Healthy nuggets? Maybe McDonalds.

I hate those buns... and too much mayo...

[robocop656]

I'm pooping too much. Eating too much beans!

[AGAG]

Do you have pictures?

[Damien Thorn]

I haven't been on this forum for a while, so I decided to check in briefly. It's good to see you guys are entirely on topic...



Cheerio,

Damien

[Damien Thorn]

Buy this album.

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Cheerio,

Damien

[brought2ubyletterC]

^Sorry, but I've heard this album and it SUCKS! Almost makes VH3 look like a g*ddamn masterpiece. :puke:

Then again, I've never liked David Lee Roth and I didn't expect to start now.

I saw "The Other Half" (Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony) live about 5 years ago, and they should call themselves "The Better Half", because they rocked the old VH tunes like no one's business.

Honestly, I think if VH had done what a lot of bands seem to be doing these days, and released an instrumental version of this album, it would have been awesome. The music sounds pretty good, and then Dave comes in with his sh*tty vocals and ruins everything. :sick:

I liked this thread much better when it was about pooping.

[NeonVomit]

Maybe the album is a concept album about pooping. You don't know, you weren't there when they wrote it.

[miditek]

Maybe the album is a concept album about pooping. You don't know, you weren't there when they wrote it.

I think that they sound better than a lot of the other stuff on the market- i.e, Canadian post-grunge whiners that I dare not mention here.



And on the bright side, Eddie's still got it (technically), and his personal guitar sound can only benefit from the fact that his endorsement deal with Mr. Peavey is now officially over.

[brought2ubyletterC]

Maybe the album is a concept album about pooping. You don't know, you weren't there when they wrote it.

A Different Kind of Poop...now it totally makes sense!

[NeonVomit]

It's about the perils of improper kitchen hygiene.