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New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:07 pm
by Damien Thorn
And so it shall come to pass that the classic line-up (minus Michael Anthony) of the greatest hard rock band ever to tread the face of the earth will release an album again after twenty-eight years...
http://www.vhnd.com/2012/02/07/van-hale ... qus_thread
Cheerio,
Damien
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:31 am
by NeonVomit
Uhh.
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:36 am
by robocop656
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:19 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
NeonVomit wrote:Uhh.

Huh Huh Huh! Not Uhh! Jesus and all Apostles fuck, get your HUH's right!!!
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:28 pm
by NeonVomit
Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:57 pm
by Arnold Layne
NeonVomit wrote:Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.
She is not original. She briefly stole my boyfriend, the gay baker. And she even stole his name. She is a...a word that starts with M. I am too much of a gentleman to say it. It is NOT how it works in Leeds.
HUH!
Arnold Layne
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:00 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
NeonVomit wrote:Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.
Sorry!

It wasn't meant as a retort. Not at all! I like to steal funny sentences and your "Jesus fuck" was worth stealing. Why try to be original, when there already is something quotable to quote?
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:05 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
Arnold Layne wrote:NeonVomit wrote:Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.
She is not original. She briefly stole my boyfriend, the gay baker. And she even stole his name. She is a...a word that starts with M. I am too much of a gentleman to say it. It is NOT how it works in Leeds.
HUH!
Arnold Layne
Huh! So you are up and about again and found a way to pick on me! It doesn't help you at all! I am still on
TOP and there I will stay for a LOOOng time!
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:06 pm
by Arnold Layne
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:Arnold Layne wrote:NeonVomit wrote:Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.
She is not original. She briefly stole my boyfriend, the gay baker. And she even stole his name. She is a...a word that starts with M. I am too much of a gentleman to say it. It is NOT how it works in Leeds.
HUH!
Arnold Layne
Huh! So you are up and about again and found a way to pick on me! It doesn't help you at all! I am still on!
TOP and there I will stay for a LOOOng time!
That is what you think. I am on top, and I weigh four hundred and fifty pounds. Hahaha, you will suffer! And meanwhile, you are getting sleepy. Slowly...
Arnold Layne
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:11 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

Haha. When you are under, you will stay under, since you can't turn with your heavy
ass So here we go. I am still on TOP.
HAHAHAHA on Top Hahahahahaha
Butt I am curious. What is the word beginning with M? I am sure you can write it, if you only look with one eye
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:56 pm
by Arnold Layne
HuhHUHhuhHUH! You snuck on top while I was showering. What a broadside. AGAIN! :pissed3:
Anyway, I cannot actually tell you the word. Butt here is a song about it....
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Arnold Layne
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:07 pm
by Ilsekena
What is worse than sharing a
room with a dog-snorer...?
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:35 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
Arnold Layne wrote:HuhHUHhuhHUH! You snuck on top while I was showering. What a broadside. AGAIN! :pissed3:
Anyway, I cannot actually tell you the word. Butt here is a song about it....
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Arnold Layne
Oh dear! How did you know, that I love that Miserere, and that I have nothing against you call me that. Thank you! :luv1: Con te partiro...
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:53 pm
by NeonVomit
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:NeonVomit wrote:Come up with your own retorts! I was expecting you to be more original.
Sorry!

It wasn't meant as a retort. Not at all! I like to steal funny sentences and your "Jesus fuck" was worth stealing. Why try to be original, when there already is something quotable to quote?
Well, you can steal from me anytime

Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:58 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

Thank you! :bounce1:
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:48 pm
by Rage1979
The Album is just some piece of crap....
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:55 am
by AGAG
Ilsekena wrote:What is worse than sharing a
room with a dog-snorer...?
Not living with someone who would rather fuck your doggie's tush.
You should try, seriously!
I'm free this Friday

Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:33 am
by robocop656
Two dogs walking down the road. One logs into the strato forum on his Nokia phone. The other uses his laptop and a wifi hotspot. The hotspot is his piss.
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:12 am
by AGAG
Can I drink a hotspot?
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:15 pm
by robocop656
Where have you been? Too much Le?
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:34 am
by AGAG
No haha! too little... I've been locked up.

How is your heart? Is it healthy now? Healthy nuggets? Maybe McDonalds.
I hate those buns... and too much mayo...
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:37 am
by robocop656
I'm pooping too much. Eating too much beans!
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:38 am
by AGAG
Do you have pictures?

Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:17 am
by Damien Thorn
I haven't been on this forum for a while, so I decided to check in briefly. It's good to see you guys are entirely on topic...
Cheerio,
Damien
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:40 am
by Damien Thorn
Buy this album.
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Cheerio,
Damien
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:43 am
by brought2ubyletterC
^Sorry, but I've heard this album and it SUCKS! Almost makes VH3 look like a g*ddamn masterpiece. :puke:
Then again, I've never liked David Lee Roth and I didn't expect to start now.
I saw "The Other Half" (Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony) live about 5 years ago, and they should call themselves "The Better Half", because they rocked the old VH tunes like no one's business.
Honestly, I think if VH had done what a lot of bands seem to be doing these days, and released an instrumental version of this album, it would have been awesome. The music sounds pretty good, and then Dave comes in with his sh*tty vocals and ruins everything. :sick:
I liked this thread much better when it was about pooping.

Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:59 pm
by NeonVomit
Maybe the album is a concept album about pooping. You don't know, you weren't there when they wrote it.
Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:12 pm
by miditek
NeonVomit wrote:Maybe the album is a concept album about pooping. You don't know, you weren't there when they wrote it.
I think that they sound better than a lot of the other stuff on the market- i.e, Canadian post-grunge whiners that I dare not mention here.
And on the bright side, Eddie's still got it (technically), and his personal guitar sound can only benefit from the fact that his endorsement deal with Mr. Peavey is now officially over.

Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:44 am
by brought2ubyletterC
Maybe the album is a concept album about pooping. You don't know, you weren't there when they wrote it.
A Different Kind of Poop...now it totally makes sense!

Re: New Van Halen album out now...
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:00 am
by NeonVomit
It's about the perils of improper kitchen hygiene.