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AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, you have put in hundreds of hours of work into your cover album, and it has resulted in tens of Youtube views- or at least, clicks. How do you feel about this unexpected success?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: Thank you, friend. The dramatic success of my cover album has made me a much humbler man. Really! You should have seen how I was before.

AAAAAAAAAA: Jaja, I can imagine. Flavio- as a young, hip, artist you are signed to the youth-oriented, tech-savvy record label known as ThePirateBay. And your work is being distributed via BitTorrent clients everywhere. How are you spending your new found wealth?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: Two words. Dual channel memory. I am working on an ambitious new project, to create a 48 hour-long song in just 24 hours. Because this important artistic concept defies the laws of space and time, it will require massive copy-pasting. This of course requires large amounts of buffer space. I will draw you the timing diagrams and circuit schematics necessary to realize my glorious artistic concept after this interview.

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, rumors are flying that you are dating my dear friend Arnold Layne's sister, Goal Stockhausen, who has fled to Argentina on an impulse- perhaps while at the peak of her menstrual cycle. Is there any truth to this wild myth?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: Oh, you mean the fatty? Yes, his sister is here with me. Do you want to know the secret to a woman's heart? Elvis covers. My voice can make a woman do anything. Goal was ready to follow me to the edge of the earth once I promised to stop singing.

AAAAAAAAAA: Dear Flavio- you are not without your detractors. Some have called you a poor musician. And others have accused those people of lying- claiming you are not a musician at all. I personally am of the opinion that you are an Artificial Intelligence experiment, running on a high-speed computing cluster in Palo Alto. So which is it?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: ...

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, you recently collaborated with WarrenCurryMetal. Was there any sensible reason to drag him into this mess?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: !!!

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, you recently claimed to have a "rare voice". Well, at least we both agree your singing is not "well-done", jaja. Can you elaborate?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: What!?!?

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, some have criticized your command of English. Have you ever considered singing in a language you know?

At this point, Flavio walked out of the interview- mumbling what appeared to be the lyrics of "I Walk to My Own Song".

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to this very special episode of "Interview with a Nigga". This time my special guest is the venerable Flavio Ontivero, creator of the prestigious "Tribute to Stratovarius", "Heaven" and "Hell" editions. Please give him a big round of applause!!

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, you have put in hundreds of hours of work into your cover album, and it has resulted in tens of Youtube views- or at least, clicks. How do you feel about this unexpected success?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: Thank you, friend. The dramatic success of my cover album has made me a much humbler man. Really! You should have seen how I was before.

AAAAAAAAAA: Jaja, I can imagine. Flavio- as a young, hip, artist you are signed to the youth-oriented, tech-savvy record label known as ThePirateBay. And your work is being distributed via BitTorrent clients everywhere. How are you spending your new found wealth?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: Two words. Dual channel memory. I am working on an ambitious new project, to create a 48 hour-long song in just 24 hours. Because this important artistic concept defies the laws of space and time, it will require massive copy-pasting. This of course requires large amounts of buffer space. I will draw you the timing diagrams and circuit schematics necessary to realize my glorious artistic concept after this interview.

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, rumors are flying that you are dating my dear friend Arnold Layne's sister, Goal Stockhausen, who has fled to Argentina on an impulse- perhaps while at the peak of her menstrual cycle. Is there any truth to this wild myth?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: Oh, you mean the fatty? Yes, his sister is here with me. Do you want to know the secret to a woman's heart? Elvis covers. My voice can make a woman do anything. Goal was ready to follow me to the edge of the earth once I promised to stop singing.

AAAAAAAAAA: Dear Flavio- you are not without your detractors. Some have called you a poor musician. And others have accused those people of lying- claiming you are not a musician at all. I personally am of the opinion that you are an Artificial Intelligence experiment, running on a high-speed computing cluster in Palo Alto. So which is it?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: ...

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, you recently collaborated with WarrenCurryMetal. Was there any sensible reason to drag him into this mess?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: !!!

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, you recently claimed to have a "rare voice". Well, at least we both agree your singing is not "well-done", jaja. Can you elaborate?

FLAVIO ONTIVERO: What!?!?

AAAAAAAAAA: Flavio, some have criticized your command of English. Have you ever considered singing in a language you know?

At this point, Flavio walked out of the interview- mumbling what appeared to be the lyrics of "I Walk to My Own Song".

Thank you all and please join me next week in yet another episode of "Interview with a Nigga". This time, featuring Flavio's brother, Giuseppe Ontivero.

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