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just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:08 pm
by doc_holliday
i taught some kids of around 10 years old. I think it went fine. I'll have to wait to know what the other teachers thought of me.
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol. I had two groups, the first group was pretty rowdy, some kid even said "fuck you" to me. Nothing happened to him. In my days if you said fuck you to the teacher, you were in big trouble.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:33 pm
by NeverendingAbyss
fuck you
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:30 pm
by NeonVomit
doc you need to assert your dominance, make them respect your authority, otherwise you'll have a bunch of little AAAAAAAAAAs and NeverendyingAbysses running around and you'll end up an alcoholic hating your life.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:32 pm
by doc_holliday
I'm not sure if I know how to assert my dominance without getting fired. Besides, I don't really care, they're just rowdy kids, i don't take it personal.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:21 pm
by AAAAAAAAAA
doc_holliday wrote:some kid even said "fuck you"
Yet another bastard child of the venerable Timo Tolkki!!
Was it "fuck you" or "FUCK YOU!!!!"?

Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:39 am
by NeverendingAbyss
Well, they're from Taiwan. I presume it's something more like "fuhk yu".
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:29 am
by robocop656
You get that vasectomy yet? Maybe you can get a little snip snip for half price in the country you're in right now.

Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:20 am
by R.F.
doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 1:21 pm
by doc_holliday
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:doc_holliday wrote:some kid even said "fuck you"
Yet another bastard child of the venerable Timo Tolkki!!
Was it "fuck you" or "FUCK YOU!!!!"?

it was a small fuck you
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:49 pm
by NeverendingAbyss
R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:14 pm
by NeonVomit
R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I have a feeling doc_holliday will become doc_ihatemyselfandwanttodie if he attempts to teach English to the person I think you're referring to.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 6:54 pm
by thefreeone
NeverendingAbyss wrote:R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

but he won't understand! i'm seriously thinking about leaving the forum as a lot of users already have.
Fuck it has been almost 10 years!
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:08 pm
by doc_holliday
thefreeone wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

but he won't understand! i'm seriously thinking about leaving the forum as a lot of users already have.
Fuck it has been almost 10 years!
what's been almost 10 years? I thought you guys were talking about Flavio
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:30 pm
by Stratowarius 3.0
thefreeone wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

but he won't understand! i'm seriously thinking about leaving the forum as a lot of users already have.
Fuck it has been almost 10 years!
And how many will miss you after ten years?Determine roughly! I look at your latest contributions. "Ilsekena boobs" Two posts! "Boobs" and "Thanks to me". Do you see that as some big thing for a Forum?
You and other discontent idiots have to take most of the blame for this disaster. You haven't made a thing for making this Forum interesting and that is the reason for this imbeciles overtake. So don't come here and complain. He has taken over the room you have given him. End of story. He must be banned. Now!
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:48 pm
by NeonVomit
The simple fact of the matter is that this forum's sheer weirdness probably scares off a lot of new posters (who are the lifeblood of any forum) and the never ending stream of new injokes and endless joke threads probably have something to do with making existing posters seek pastures new... I mean, this forum has survived a lot of crazy shit including bot floods and Neo-Nazis but perhaps the thing that will destroy it are the long term posters themseleves.
What I am trying to say is that I am going to kill AAAAAAAAAA and then myself.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:54 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

Neon, Neon! What kind of talk is that? God forbid such drastic damages...
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:25 pm
by NeonVomit
It's a Monday morning and the coffee machine at the office is broken. Things will get worse before they get better.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:36 pm
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Hey NV, good to see things haven't changed much since I stopped by last time.
You'd better get that coffeemaker fixed, for the love of Timo and all that is metal!
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:40 pm
by browneyedgirl
welcome back, HMCW!!!!!!! :bigok:
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:43 pm
by NeonVomit
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Hey NV, good to see things haven't changed much since I stopped by last time.
You'd better get that coffeemaker fixed, for the love of Timo and all that is metal!
It got fixed eventually. AAAAAAAAAA has not violated any international laws so far today, so I think things are somewhat better.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 6:11 pm
by thefreeone
Stratowarius 3.0 wrote:thefreeone wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

but he won't understand! i'm seriously thinking about leaving the forum as a lot of users already have.
Fuck it has been almost 10 years!
And how many will miss you after ten years?Determine roughly! I look at your latest contributions. "Ilsekena boobs" Two posts! "Boobs" and "Thanks to me". Do you see that as some big thing for a Forum?
You and other discontent idiots have to take most of the blame for this disaster. You haven't made a thing for making this Forum interesting and that is the reason for this imbeciles overtake. So don't come here and complain. He has taken over the room you have given him. End of story. He must be banned. Now!
Nobody,
But if I leave, I am sure I'll miss the old forum. I don't care about the so called "trolls", most of the time they are really funny. but fuck the overflowing posts of you know who, make this forum a real disaster. not only because the amount, but because I bet most of us don't understand most of the things he says.
I never cared about the "rules" of modaration here, but this time it has crossed the line. I know Jens its not going to mind about this post, but I am obligated to write this.
And yes, for the rest i agree with you.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:22 pm
by Flavio Ontivero
thefreeone wrote:Stratowarius 3.0 wrote:thefreeone wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

but he won't understand! i'm seriously thinking about leaving the forum as a lot of users already have.
Fuck it has been almost 10 years!
And how many will miss you after ten years?Determine roughly! I look at your latest contributions. "Ilsekena boobs" Two posts! "Boobs" and "Thanks to me". Do you see that as some big thing for a Forum?
You and other discontent idiots have to take most of the blame for this disaster. You haven't made a thing for making this Forum interesting and that is the reason for this imbeciles overtake. So don't come here and complain. He has taken over the room you have given him. End of story. He must be banned. Now!
Nobody,
But if I leave, I am sure I'll miss the old forum. I don't care about the so called "trolls", most of the time they are really funny. but fuck the overflowing posts of you know who, make this forum a real disaster. not only because the amount, but because I bet most of us don't understand most of the things he says.
I never cared about the "rules" of modaration here, but this time it has crossed the line. I know Jens its not going to mind about this post, but I am obligated to write this.
And yes, for the rest i agree with you.
yes, you are obligated....
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Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 7:23 pm
by thefreeone
Flavio Ontivero wrote:thefreeone wrote:Stratowarius 3.0 wrote:thefreeone wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

but he won't understand! i'm seriously thinking about leaving the forum as a lot of users already have.
Fuck it has been almost 10 years!
And how many will miss you after ten years?Determine roughly! I look at your latest contributions. "Ilsekena boobs" Two posts! "Boobs" and "Thanks to me". Do you see that as some big thing for a Forum?
You and other discontent idiots have to take most of the blame for this disaster. You haven't made a thing for making this Forum interesting and that is the reason for this imbeciles overtake. So don't come here and complain. He has taken over the room you have given him. End of story. He must be banned. Now!
Nobody,
But if I leave, I am sure I'll miss the old forum. I don't care about the so called "trolls", most of the time they are really funny. but fuck the overflowing posts of you know who, make this forum a real disaster. not only because the amount, but because I bet most of us don't understand most of the things he says.
I never cared about the "rules" of modaration here, but this time it has crossed the line. I know Jens its not going to mind about this post, but I am obligated to write this.
And yes, for the rest i agree with you.
yes, you are obligated....
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Actually i'm not talking to you!
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:08 pm
by Flavio Ontivero
thefreeone wrote:Flavio Ontivero wrote:thefreeone wrote:Stratowarius 3.0 wrote:thefreeone wrote:NeverendingAbyss wrote:R.F. wrote:doc_holliday wrote:
At some point I asked them to draw a toilet, they did, and they added a turd in it lol.
You have an interesting approach. Say, there is a certain user on this forum who desperately needs an English tutor. You know him?

I see what you did there.

but he won't understand! i'm seriously thinking about leaving the forum as a lot of users already have.
Fuck it has been almost 10 years!
And how many will miss you after ten years?Determine roughly! I look at your latest contributions. "Ilsekena boobs" Two posts! "Boobs" and "Thanks to me". Do you see that as some big thing for a Forum?
You and other discontent idiots have to take most of the blame for this disaster. You haven't made a thing for making this Forum interesting and that is the reason for this imbeciles overtake. So don't come here and complain. He has taken over the room you have given him. End of story. He must be banned. Now!
Nobody,
But if I leave, I am sure I'll miss the old forum. I don't care about the so called "trolls", most of the time they are really funny. but fuck the overflowing posts of you know who, make this forum a real disaster. not only because the amount, but because I bet most of us don't understand most of the things he says.
I never cared about the "rules" of modaration here, but this time it has crossed the line. I know Jens its not going to mind about this post, but I am obligated to write this.
And yes, for the rest i agree with you.
yes, you are obligated....
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Actually i'm not talking to you!
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Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:28 pm
by doc_holliday
just had my first junior high teaching experience. as I got in the class, the 2 jackasses in the last row of tables said "good morning", and it was the evening. So the class started with trolling, what a good start. The first 5 minutes weren't so bad, but I quickly lost control of the class. after 15 minutes it was almost chaos. you guys are right, I have to learn to assert my dominance.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 5:37 pm
by Flavio Ontivero
doc_holliday wrote:just had my first junior high teaching experience. as I got in the class, the 2 jackasses in the last row of tables said "good morning", and it was the evening. So the class started with trolling, what a good start. The first 5 minutes weren't so bad, but I quickly lost control of the class. after 15 minutes it was almost chaos. you guys are right, I have to learn to assert my dominance.
hahahahaah and you upset for this??
god... in argentina , the student break chairs on the teachers and you upset for one "good morning", and it was the evening"
LOL, easy, start to reject students and all will poop in his undies

Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:36 pm
by doc_holliday
Flavio Ontivero wrote:doc_holliday wrote:just had my first junior high teaching experience. as I got in the class, the 2 jackasses in the last row of tables said "good morning", and it was the evening. So the class started with trolling, what a good start. The first 5 minutes weren't so bad, but I quickly lost control of the class. after 15 minutes it was almost chaos. you guys are right, I have to learn to assert my dominance.
hahahahaah and you upset for this??
god... in argentina , the student break chairs on the teachers and you upset for one "good morning", and it was the evening"
LOL, easy, start to reject students and all will poop in his undies

i'm not upset cause they said good morning. I'm upset cause i believe that if I can't do my job, i won't have a job anymore.
Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:36 pm
by Flavio Ontivero
doc_holliday wrote:Flavio Ontivero wrote:doc_holliday wrote:just had my first junior high teaching experience. as I got in the class, the 2 jackasses in the last row of tables said "good morning", and it was the evening. So the class started with trolling, what a good start. The first 5 minutes weren't so bad, but I quickly lost control of the class. after 15 minutes it was almost chaos. you guys are right, I have to learn to assert my dominance.
hahahahaah and you upset for this??
god... in argentina , the student break chairs on the teachers and you upset for one "good morning", and it was the evening"
LOL, easy, start to reject students and all will poop in his undies

i'm not upset cause they said good morning. I'm upset cause i believe that if I can't do my job, i won't have a job anymore.
I see that you dont have a strong personality.
I recomended you one psychologist, ask for help. In the life you need show you claws and teeth sometimes or the people poop in your life. this is a shitty time that the world are passing, is Aquarius era, under Uranus planet, all is revolution and depuration.
you need got forcé in your personality, my friend, one idiot kids can't beat you.
you take a lot at me, I'm not nothing into the music market, but I'm a profesional fighter in my life, and for more that those insane people come to break me the testicles, they cant touch me.
you need gain the same but in justice (No abuse)
If you need some tips, i will help ya.

Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:46 pm
by HvyMtlClickWitch
I think Flavio is right. I'm the same way as you, and I can tell you that (at least for me) it's been a really long learning process. Maybe you won't get it perfectly on this class, but please don't let it get you really upset. One thing you definitely don't want is for this to creep into other areas of your life.
Also, some people (especially kids) will just always act up and be dickheads, no matter what you do.

Re: just had my first english teaching experience
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:28 pm
by NeonVomit
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:I think Flavio is right.
Flavio needs to take the nearest firearm, put the barrel in his mouth and pull the trigger. Please don't encourage him.