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no water

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:02 am
by doc_holliday
there's been a big typhoon yesterday, and we probably won't have water for a few days. How am I supposed to take a dump?

Re: no water

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 6:58 pm
by fuck
Piss on your hands and scoop out the shit? :lol:
Wipe your ass with your cellphone? Get creative you fucking moron. :lol:

Re: no water

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:26 am
by NeverendingAbyss
Move to Guam. It's the only way. GUAM!

Re: no water

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:09 am
by fuck
Move to Thailand instead. Get butt Fucked by ladyboys. :D

Re: no water

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:34 pm
by doc_holliday
ok water's back up again. last night at 3 in the morning, I went out to find a working toilet. found one in a karaoke place (asians love karaoke)

Re: no water

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 9:43 pm
by Southern_Cross
Ouch...glad to hear the water is back on, I have relatives there who still don't have water back.

Re: no water

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:17 am
by doc_holliday
Southern_Cross wrote:Ouch...glad to hear the water is back on, I have relatives there who still don't have water back.
damn. in what city?

Re: no water

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2015 3:26 am
by NeverendingAbyss
doc_holliday wrote:
Southern_Cross wrote:Ouch...glad to hear the water is back on, I have relatives there who still don't have water back.
damn. in what city?
The entire state of California

Re: no water

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:56 pm
by doc_holliday
NeverendingAbyss wrote:
doc_holliday wrote:
Southern_Cross wrote:Ouch...glad to hear the water is back on, I have relatives there who still don't have water back.
damn. in what city?
The entire state of California
damn. since when?