Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

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Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by Arnold Layne » Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:13 pm

It was just another Saturday night,
Nothing to do, no plans in sight,
The thought was raised: why don't we see,
If we can do some Karaoke?

I Googled, Binged, and would you believe,
Even pled to our maker if he would be aggrieved,
If I could find the perfect tune,
To give gentle rhythms as I croon,

And almost as if it by an act of god,
I stumbled on a channel by a man from abroad,
His name? Can't pronounce it and offer no excuse,
Say what you will, but the man can produce!

I belted my voice and was at a loss,
At this cover of Visions: Southern Cross,
How could it be so powerful and rich,
And why is Pancio, such a bitch?

You should have seen my gyrations,
At his deep, rich, Spanish narrations,
The voice of Nostradamus predicting the future,
Enough power to break a suture,

There are those with incredible studio gear,
Who compress, master, and mix without fear,
The man of course, of whom I am whining,
None other than Matias Kupiuianen,

But YOU, Flavio, on a shoestring budget,
(And shoestring brain, if I'm allowed to judge it),
Have shook the earth with your masterpiece,
Bringing joy to the world with just elbow grease!

Henceforth, we are best friends, from this date,
You can count on me more than Google Translate,
And I don't care one bit, of course,
If you happen to dress as a gay horse,

You gave me the evening i'll never forget,
And I am forever in your debt....
Oh, Ontivero, I'm your biggest fan,
I am the Robin, to your batman,

I may seem delirious, but I assure you I'm sane,
By weight, your biggest fan,

Arnold Layne

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by ZenithMC » Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:22 pm

Bravo! :luv1:

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by Motha-faka » Sat Dec 05, 2020 11:42 pm

Ho Thanks ...... :mrgreen:

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by robocop » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:45 am

I want to listen everyday
I want to comment every way
I think we should all stay
Through the night I’ll find my way

Listening to Flavio around the clock
Powered by karaokes and hard rock
Take a boat to Argentina and I’ll dock
Either that or I’ll walk

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:58 am

robocop wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 8:45 am
Listening to Flavio around the clock
Powered by karaokes and hard rock
Take a boat to Argentina and I’ll dock
Either that or I’ll walk

i'm actually amazed you found three rhymes for "clock", and "cock" wasn't one of them. :lol:

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by robocop » Sun Dec 13, 2020 10:26 pm

Stacking dildos day by day
Living life naked in some way
Flavio’s balls are here to stay
Kick a punch and soak up some rays

Forever united under the sun
Hails a Viking who has just begun
Showers of blood infest the night
Eating burgers is what I like

Argentina is home of a lad
A person who makes tons of people mad
Flavio is his name and he is pretty rad
He’s the best asshole we have ever had!!

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by Motha-faka » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:24 pm

wow i don't know if you all love me or want kill me :shock:

this is the metalhead love? :lol:

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by ZenithMC » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:59 pm

Motha-faka wrote:
Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:24 pm
wow i don't know if you all love me or want kill me :shock:

this is the metalhead love? :lol:
Dear Mr. Ontivero,

:luv1: :pissed5: :luv1:

Yours truly,
Zenith :luv1:

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by robocop » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:26 am

Motha-faka wrote:
Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:24 pm
wow i don't know if you all love me or want kill me :shock:

this is the metalhead love? :lol:
I am saving my virginity till the night we can have an orgy with Argentinian women who will give me AIDS.

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by Robocop 2.0 » Mon Dec 14, 2020 1:44 pm

Dear Flavio,


Let's go to bowling with nice Argentinian girls. I'll be waiting


Yours Faithfully,

One of the Robocops, SatanicSmile
Temporary forum account of SatanicSmile (my own account is likely locked, can't get pass recovery email for some reason)

Thanks Robocop!

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:39 pm

4-Cheese Flavioli
By A10, adapted from Flavio's Wise Sayings

I am just bored geek guy, prostitutes kick to me,
Here we go, StratoKiddos, MIllennium Karaoke!!

Can be so Mother fuckers the Avid company?
Compare my work with original? do it, you are free

OK... you are a macho man guy, no upset mad....
Strato members ignore to world, this is fucking sad

Kotipelto got a virus that then poop his voice,
They not support loud noises…so I don’t have a choice

Linux console programation complicate so much my life,
Send to the fucking shit to people, crying for his wife

I want your ass in quarantine or I am fucked with you,
And use the company - Finvoxx ... and know Finvoxx is true,

I see Nightwish keys have his testicles in fire ,
Stratofans not know what is gay... I am fucking liar

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Dec 19, 2020 9:50 pm

I've hit with a punch my testicles. Flavio is now my new testicles 0.0!!!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Confession to Flavio [Ontivero]

Post by robocop » Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:15 am

This stuff is awesome. :lol:
And A10 even made a song out of the 4 cheese flavioli!! :lol:

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