The Holy Bible, IRC Style
- Lucid Faia
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These are books from the Bible written in the style of IRC chat. Very hilarious, and this is coming from a Christian. Here's an example:
* Adam has joined #Eden
<Adam> w00t
<Jehova> quite
<Jehova> listen up, adam
<Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
<Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
<Adam> k, dude, relax
<Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
* Bunch_of_animals has joined #Eden
<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden
Definitely a good read. XD
These are books from the Bible written in the style of IRC chat. Very hilarious, and this is coming from a Christian. Here's an example:
* Adam has joined #Eden
<Adam> w00t
<Jehova> quite
<Jehova> listen up, adam
<Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
<Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
<Adam> k, dude, relax
<Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
* Bunch_of_animals has joined #Eden
<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden
Definitely a good read. XD
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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style
Very hilarous indeed 

Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style
oh sweet!!! The guys on my dorm floor will like this!
Somehow I still have an account...yay...?
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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style
wow...i like this kind of....blasphemy 

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- MAJINDIEGO
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Hillarious!!
By the grace of God Almighty,
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race have civilized itself...
...it´s a miracle.
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race have civilized itself...
...it´s a miracle.
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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style
This is sheer genius! Loved the Noah part! 

Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style
The part with Jesus is hilarious too
"If you're real Jesus, bless my 56k and turn it into a DSL" LOOL
"If you're real Jesus, bless my 56k and turn it into a DSL" LOOL
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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style
Not acceptable, (Peace)
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