The Holy Bible, IRC Style

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The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by Lucid Faia » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:11 pm

http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/

These are books from the Bible written in the style of IRC chat. Very hilarious, and this is coming from a Christian. Here's an example:

* Adam has joined #Eden
<Adam> w00t
<Jehova> quite
<Jehova> listen up, adam
<Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
<Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
<Adam> k, dude, relax
<Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
* Bunch_of_animals has joined #Eden
<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden

Definitely a good read. XD
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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by Twilightsymphony » Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:59 pm

:lol: :lol:

Nice idea...
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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by MaFiaBoY » Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:40 am

Very hilarous indeed :D

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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by Neorave » Thu Aug 26, 2004 4:28 am

oh sweet!!! The guys on my dorm floor will like this!
Somehow I still have an account...yay...?

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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by LittleHarry » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:48 am

wow...i like this kind of....blasphemy :D
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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by MAJINDIEGO » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hillarious!!
By the grace of God Almighty,
And the pressures of the marketplace
The human race have civilized itself...
...it´s a miracle.

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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by Agent Orange » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:46 am

This is sheer genius! Loved the Noah part! :D

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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by MaFiaBoY » Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:01 am

The part with Jesus is hilarious too

"If you're real Jesus, bless my 56k and turn it into a DSL" LOOL

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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by GreenPeace » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:37 pm

Cool! :D
[Insert punch line here]

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Re: The Holy Bible, IRC Style

Post by Equinox » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:51 pm

Not acceptable, (Peace)
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