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http://www.ircbible.destrukto-theater.nl/

These are books from the Bible written in the style of IRC chat. Very hilarious, and this is coming from a Christian. Here's an example:

* Adam has joined #Eden
<Adam> w00t
<Jehova> quite
<Jehova> listen up, adam
<Jehova> I got some trees up there, and one of them is Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil
<Jehova> If you eat from that tree, I'll kickban your ass
<Adam> k, dude, relax
<Jehova> Almost forgot, I have some companions for you
* Bunch_of_animals has joined #Eden
<Bunch_of_animals> Boo, hiss, rattle
<Adam> Jeez, great
<Jehova> erm, Adam
<Jehova> You're not supposed to do that with a chicken
<Jehova> nm, I'll create another companion for you
<Jehova> You go to sleep now
* Adam is now known as Adam|zZz
* Jehova takes Adam|zZz's rib and builds a woman
<Jehova> there
* Eve has joined #Eden
<Adam|zZz> w00t!!1
* Adam|zZz is now known as Adam
<Adam> ASL?
<Eve> newborn, female, eden!
<Adam> omg! me too, but male
<Eve> omfg! you're nekkid!
<Adam> so what! your too!
<Eve> lol
* Jehova sighs
<Jehova> bbl
* Jehova has left #Eden

Definitely a good read. XD

Nice idea...

Very hilarous indeed

oh sweet!!! The guys on my dorm floor will like this!

wow...i like this kind of....blasphemy

Hillarious!!

This is sheer genius! Loved the Noah part!

The part with Jesus is hilarious too

"If you're real Jesus, bless my 56k and turn it into a DSL" LOOL

Cool!

Not acceptable, (Peace)