show me your picture.

[NeverendingAbyss]

Hmmmm I think that was the one with the light-bulb.
Quite an impressive light star

[Irinia]

Here is a picture of me :


And a picture of me and my son


(Hope the pictures are not too big)

[hiro23]

Irinia:both of those pics are great

[NeverendingAbyss]

The magical moments of a mother and son

[Lurdi]

Very sweet and natural pictures. You look very happy together.

[Irinia]

Thanks for the nice comments
Always kinda scary to put out pictures of myself I think

[hiro23]

I just scare people with mine

[Stealth]

I just scare people with mine

Oh ok, then don't post any.

[hiro23]

I just scare people with mine

Oh ok, then don't post any.

Guess I set myself up for that one

[icecab21]

that dude on your myspace page that is grabbing his junk is scary. you seemed more jolly, but maybe me listaning to "for hes a jolly good fellow" is part of this all.

[Beast_Pete]

@Lurdi: I agree with the others. You're pretty. Especially your eyes... they are beautiful. I like deep brown eyes, so that might be the reason.

[DayDreamer]

Hello fellow Strato Fans
Its been epicly hard to organize my life recently
so i decided to break my post dry spell and post a picture of me



im the left one

[AAAAAAAAAA 2.0]

Are you making some propaganda to be admitted in Hiro's band?
:rotflmao2:

[STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN]

HELLO FRIENDS...I KNOW YOU ARE ALL EAGER TO SEE A PHOTOGRAPH OF ME AT LAST. HERE I AM!

CLICK ME

I LATER FRIED THE CAT IN BATTER AND ATE IT IN ONE BITE. THIS IS A TRADITION IN MY HOME COUNTRY! I AM FREE TO BE WHO I WANT TO BE! RESPECT ME!

KISSES,
STINKY!

[Stealth]

Not summoning anyone



Summoning Thor

[finnlandia]

New pics!!

[DawnIsHere]

Summoning Thor

What Thor?!? That's a Chipote Chillón!

[Stealth]

What Thor?!? That's a Chipote Chillón!

Shhh!!! Just play along and pretend I'm calling Thor through Odin, which is not that great anyways because the Chapulín would beat the crap out of both of them.

[AAAAAAAAA]

Priapus is a safer card to play...

[PRIAPUS]

You rang, my boy? :viking:

-P

[AAAAAAAAAA 2.0]

You rang, my boy? :viking:

-P

MY GOD! You have made your sacred appearance to destroy the forces of darkness! Now the army of microphalluses can be led by this great commander.

HAIL PRIAPUS!

[fernandotcl]

That's not Thor or Odin, it's Hector.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

You rang, my boy? :viking:

-P

:crazy1: :crazy1: :crazy1:
Oh, my divine creator! I, your prophet, have been spreading your words of wisdom to these peons for aeons! We have amassed a devout following of PHALLUSTINIANS here who are ready at your command. Compared to you, our PHALLAE are truly microscopic in proportion. Perhaps NANOPHALLUS, PICOPHALLUS, or even YOCTOPHALLUS would have been more appropriate terms!

We will, one by one, educate and convert these ignorant, sinning HIRCINES, these MERETRIX, these MOROLOGES!!!

[PRIAPUS]

Calm yourself, young one. I am pleased with the progress of the empire of PHALLUSTINE.

All I ask is for the establishment and expansion of the religious order.

Call upon me if the mood should strike you.

-P :viking:

[AAAAAAAAAA 2.0]

I am a zealot, my divine God. I will go to the confines of the Universe to spread your truth. Please, my savior, let us begin our quest to conquer the great lands of the world and make Phallustine the sole capital of the world.

HAIL PRIAPUS! :bounce2:

[AAAAAAAAA]

You rang, my boy? :viking:

-P

Oh! This is the day! You have heard us. You came down to us at this simple forum. We your disciples crawl on the ground in adoration. Hell YOU!

When I have your attention I would like to ask you about our leaders partiality for camelshit and sand. Can't YOU have a little word with him about where we shall build our great society. I can understand if you don't care but to some of us it is rather unconvenient.
Otherwise everything is OK and we will go on worship you as best we can. It's great if you show yourself now and then. It will strengthen us in our believe in Your greatness. Hell again by the way. :shud:

[PRIAPUS]

For the last time, you ignorant goon, the empire will be named PHALLUSTINE. The city from which we operate is PHALLUS, TEXAS. No fecal excrement for miles. Only one camel, and that is Jenn, on account of her two massive humps. And intellect. But that would be an insult to the camel, wouldn't it?

In addition to the establishment of the TEMPLE OF PHALLUSTINE in PHALLUS, TEXAS, I ask of my followers one more thing. The perpetual procurement of hot air balloons. They are my sole source of contraceptives.

Now, make yourself scarce before I strike you clear to the ground with one roundhouse swing of my erect member. I cannot miss. My aim is ALWAYS true.

-P :viking:

[Stealth]

Oh for fuck's sake, if you are not going to worship Thor or Odin, just worship the Chapulín Colorado!!! I will not take your nonsense!

EDIT: I'm talking about this guy. See? I have his hammer.

[AAAAAAAAA]

I only say this once! Look at our avatar! :spin1:

[AAAAAAAAA]

For the last time, you ignorant goon, the empire will be named PHALLUSTINE. The city from which we operate is PHALLUS, TEXAS. No fecal excrement for miles. Only one camel, and that is Jenn, on account of her two massive humps. And intellect. But that would be an insult to the camel, wouldn't it?

In addition to the establishment of the TEMPLE OF PHALLUSTINE in PHALLUS, TEXAS, I ask of my followers one more thing. The perpetual procurement of hot air balloons. They are my sole source of contraceptives.

Now, make yourself scarce before I strike you clear to the ground with one roundhouse swing of my erect member. I cannot miss. My aim is ALWAYS true.

-P :viking:

Gosh I had no idea you are so easily agitated, dear right honourable God. I almost got my morningcoffee in the wrong throat. So it is Phallus now? Thank you for that. I have made myself scarce as good as I can. Maybe I will close down my computer if you so command me. :nervous:


Edit. Why on heaven and earth do you need contraceptives? I'm sure the world needs all the little godchildren it can get. So skip the balloons...