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Jesus will save you!...Come bite me!

Yeah, that's not faith...that's stupidity! Maybe the lion was Atheist and didn't like Jesus. Seriously, if we have to worry about two lions that are not in Jesus' faith, Christianity is really gonna go downhill!

JensJohansson wrote:http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/

Better off, don´t bite me!!

....................Oh my god.............That's what i call someone stupid......

Neorave wrote: Maybe the lion was Atheist and didn't like Jesus.

I guess he can't dislike Xtians so much if he decides they taste nice, though.

Well, at least now I know there will be lions in the celestial zoo

I wonder if those lions were actually in league with fundamentalist terrorists..

Evolution of the human brain?

Impressive...

O_o

He had it commin'

We should put Bush into the cage to save the lions' life, if he really is a big Christian, as he always says.

Beast_Pete wrote:We should put Bush into the cage to save the lions' life, if he really is a big Christian, as he always says.

Bush in da cage? Lions Save? hell no! they would die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veripalttu wrote:Evolution of the human brain?

Evolution of a sort. The less intelligent are more prone to wiping themelves out.

If this tickles you, try www.darwinawards.com

That's one of those things that's so utterly stupid I don't even know where to start...

Fireblade wrote:If this tickles you, try www.darwinawards.com

Darwin Awards are great! I didn't know they had a website, though. Yay!

Exactly how is one supposed to know that a lion has become saved? Does it receive the Pentecostal fire over its head and begin to speak in tongues? In that case, perhaps Lippy, the Cowardly Lion, and the entire cast of The Lion King are all Christians, as they do seem to speak English!

That's the price you pay for being stupid!

The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.

Veripalttu wrote:The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.

oh for the LOVE OF... fucking... like...stupid people, why would... *CLARE'S HEAD EXPLODES*

very funny lol

Veripalttu wrote:The Darwin award has also reached Finland. Some bloke's car broke down and he lied down on the middle of a highway in order to stop a car. The bloke fell asleep and was hit by a car.

Ow. It actually hurt to read that. Glad the guy is dead, one less person to piss in the gene pool, eh?

Id rather them get eaten by lions than knock on my door...

While intelligente seems to have a limit, stupidity clearly has none.

(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)

GreenPeace wrote:(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)

The Darwin Awards showcase memorable moments where, in concordance with the ideas of Charles Darwin, people have removed themselves from the gene pool in acts that have proved that they clearly are mentally not the "fittest".

Thanks for the info :]

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:

GreenPeace wrote:(BTW, what are the Darwin Awards?)

The Darwin Awards showcase memorable moments where, in concordance with the ideas of Charles Darwin, people have removed themselves from the gene pool in acts that have proved that they clearly are mentally not the "fittest".

There was a TV Show with a variation of that: "World's Dumbest Criminals", or some such as that.
It was hilarious! Like the guy who was going to hold up a bank with his finger&thumb(a pretend gun)--well, he did not know he had a hole in his pocket, and when he pointed his forefinger&yelled,"Stick 'em up!" His finger could be seen!

Or the guy who robbed a house at night, crawled out the back bedroom window&landed right on a Fire ant nest/pile! Being from the South, I know about FireAnts&I bet that guy was in agony! Gives new meaning to the phrase,"Look Before Ya Leap!!"