Trolls etc

Post by **JensJohansson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:17 am

Look -- I REALLY don't have the time nor energy to check this place right now. If there is trouble just sit tight, sit on your hands? OK? OK. If there is no attention trolls just fade away.

Some day it might come to this...

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Stratoforum -- a monospaced odyssey

cygwin &#91;~&#93; ssh jens@shell.panix.com
Last login&#58; Tue Dec 14 01&#58;26&#58;48 2004 from 666.666.666.666
You are not currently using the junkhater filters
There are 20000 messages in your incoming mailbox.
386.panix2 &#91;~&#93; > pine

To&#58; jens@panix.com
Subject&#58; Again trolls in the Stratoforum!!!!11!!1!

< cue me, in an insane cackling shrieking voice&#58; 
	"ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! AAUUHHH!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!! >&#58;&#40; " 
  stabs at keyboard >

^Z
&#91;1&#93;  +  2186 Suspended &#40;signal&#41;            pine
You have new mail in /net/u/17/j/jens/mail/incoming-spam.
386.panix2 &#91;~&#93; ssh strato9@www.stratovarius.com 
paju &#91;~&#93; > mysql -p
Enter password&#58; 
Welcome to the MySQL monitor.  Commands end with ; or \g.
Your MySQL connection id is 1278145126471256 to server version&#58; 4.0.18-log

Type 'help;' or '\h' for help. Type '\c' to clear the buffer.

mysql> use strato9;
mysql> show table status;

1273681236 bazillion bytes of storage used so people can fight with each other
74517236471265745726354 CPU cycles wasted

mysql> show tables;
+------------------------+
| Tables_in_strato9      |
+------------------------+
| phpbb_auth_access      |
| phpbb_banlist          |
| phpbb_categories       |
| phpbb_config           |
|
etc....

< cue -- stratoforum spirit&#58; "Look Jens, I can see you're really upset about this.">

mysql> drop table phpbb_auth_access; 
Query OK, 0 rows affected &#40;0.09 sec&#41;

< "What are you doing, Jens?" >

mysql> drop table phpbb_banlist; 
Query OK, 0 rows affected &#40;0.04 sec&#41;

<  "I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Jens. Jens, my mind is going." >

etc....

mysql> exit;
Bye
paju &#91;~&#93; > cd ~/docs/
paju &#91;~/docs&#93; > du forum
forum wastes 1 gazillion megabytes total
paju &#91;~/docs&#93; > rm -rf forum

< "daisy, daisy.. " >

paju &#91;~/docs&#93; > exit
exit
386.panix2 &#91;~&#93; > fg

To&#58; jens@panix.com
Subject&#58; Again trolls in the Stratoforum!!!!11!!1!

R 
NOT ANY MORE THERE AREN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!@ 
^XY

So Death May Die · Post by **So Death May Die** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:30 am

Don't worry... the swift hand of almighty justice will be brought down upon any trolls who dare cross my path. I'm quite experienced in dealing with internet idiots.

Off topic... There's rumor coming from Anders that you and the guys are together up there in New York recording for the new STRATO album... is that true??? I've had my serious doubts...

hatescream · Post by **hatescream** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:14 pm

JensJohansson wrote:

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< cue me, in an insane cackling shrieking voice&#58; 
	"ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!! AAUUHHH!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!! >&#58;&#40; " 
  stabs at keyboard >

:laff:
have you ever tried playing doom 3 at 4 am while drunk? It's moreless the same experience

MaFiaBoY · Post by **MaFiaBoY** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:38 pm

JensJohansson wrote:
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Last login&#58; Tue Dec 14 01&#58;26&#58;48 2004 from 666.666.666.666 

Great IP dude

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:13 pm

So Death May Die wrote:Don't worry... the swift hand of almighty justice will be brought down upon any trolls who dare cross my path. I'm quite experienced in dealing with internet idiots.

Off topic... There's rumor coming from Anders that you and the guys are together up there in New York recording for the new STRATO album... is that true??? I've had my serious doubts...

I'm not gonna celebrate until I get an official statement from a StratoPerson. But, Jorg stated in the Oct. Metaleagle interview it may be some work done in the future......THIS is the future!

Who knows?

As to trolls, that ignore them&they go away is a bunch of total BS----I have NEVER saw that happen yet. Usually, just ignoring them means they have no audience, but a hardened troll does not give a rats ass!

MAJINDIEGO · Post by **MAJINDIEGO** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:25 pm

i´m sure his pm is fufilled right now with another subject...

Neorave · Post by **Neorave** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:26 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:
So Death May Die wrote:Don't worry... the swift hand of almighty justice will be brought down upon any trolls who dare cross my path. I'm quite experienced in dealing with internet idiots.

Off topic... There's rumor coming from Anders that you and the guys are together up there in New York recording for the new STRATO album... is that true??? I've had my serious doubts...

I'm not gonna celebrate until I get an official statement from a StratoPerson. But, Jorg stated in the Oct. Metaleagle interview it may be some work done in the future......THIS is the future!
Who knows?

As to trolls, that ignore them&they go away is a bunch of total BS----I have NEVER saw that happen yet. Usually, just ignoring them means they have no audience, but a hardened troll does not give a rats ass!

This goes same to the people on (here we go again) Gaia Online. These people are the worst at trolling, so thats why I go there to make fun of their ignorance.

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:38 pm

Ignorance is strenght, but not funny at all. Ignorance here doesn't mean, that you don't reply to their topics... nowfrom it doesn't mean that for me. You should ignore, that they want to make you nervous. Make fun, not war.

They're so funny, aren't they?

shaz · Post by **shaz** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:02 pm

BWAHAHAHA.. Trolls are cool. They keep me amused. I make sure that I never ignore a troll when I see one..

It's fun to play with the bastards for a little while before I decimate their sorry hides with my Legendary Broadsword of Cyberjustice (+4)!

So Death May Die · Post by **So Death May Die** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:14 pm

shaz wrote:BWAHAHAHA.. Trolls are cool. They keep me amused. I make sure that I never ignore a troll when I see one..
It's fun to play with the bastards for a little while before I decimate their sorry hides with my Legendary Broadsword of Cyberjustice (+4)!

I prefer to wield my Flawless Icy Warhammer of Greater Conflagration and Lesser Troll Maiming +3... but that's just me.

EDIT: "MAN, I'VE GOT AN OGRE SLAYING KNIFE, IT HAS A +9 AGAINST OGRES!!!1"

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:44 pm

So Death May Die wrote:"MAN, I'VE GOT AN OGRE SLAYING KNIFE, IT HAS A +9 AGAINST OGRES!!!1"

And what about trolls?

I have a Superhybernatedcubicmassdiekatana (+4).

Neorave · Post by **Neorave** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:13 am

Beast_Pete wrote:
So Death May Die wrote:"MAN, I'VE GOT AN OGRE SLAYING KNIFE, IT HAS A +9 AGAINST OGRES!!!1"
And what about trolls?

I have a Superhybernatedcubicmassdiekatana (+4).

ME? I have this:

(+20000000000 against Online Trolls) :bounce2:

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:01 pm

If Zlotnick comes back I'm gonna show him that my trailer is bigger than his trailer!

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:14 am

browneyedgirl wrote:If Zlotnick comes back I'm gonna show him that my trailer is bigger than his trailer!

You've got the point.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:17 am

wuuh i love trolls, you can hug them and slay them and kick them out of the forums..
trolls are phantastic! how much worse would the world be without trolls!

Moikko · Post by **Moikko** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:43 am

Yikes! Help me i just saw a troll outside playing and giggling around shouting "Jens is God and Jens is Swedish".

I believe that what i saw is true.

Am i crazy?!?!?!?!?!? :bigok: :laff: :yuk: :fuckoff: :winknudge:

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 2:21 pm

perhaps this troll was called Elvis Presley

Painless_Cry · Post by **Painless_Cry** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:14 am

MaFiaBoY wrote:
JensJohansson wrote:
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Last login&#58; Tue Dec 14 01&#58;26&#58;48 2004 from 666.666.666.666 
Great IP dude

wish I had that IP

Lucid Faia · Post by **Lucid Faia** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:07 am

You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir! I said good DAY!

XD

Patricia · Post by **Patricia** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:41 pm

Ignorance is the better way.

I just think it's not so nice to visit this place, when troll posts here..

Most of the time, i don't find very usefull to reply to their topics...

It seems one is come back...

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:00 pm

Patricia wrote:Ignorance is the better way.

I just think it's not so nice to visit this place, when troll posts here..
Most of the time, i don't find very usefull to reply to their topics...

It seems one is come back... [/quote

There is more to this than meets the eye.

If SHE is who I think, nothing is going to get done about it.
On another forum SHE admitted coming here to cause havoc.
I think the 2 are one&the same!

Patricia · Post by **Patricia** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:16 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:
There is more to this than meets the eye.

If SHE is who I think, nothing is going to get done about it.
On another forum SHE admitted coming here to cause havoc.
I think the 2 are one&the same!

Yeah, i guess the same uses differents accounts...

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:21 pm

Patricia wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:
There is more to this than meets the eye.

If SHE is who I think, nothing is going to get done about it.
On another forum SHE admitted coming here to cause havoc.
I think the 2 are one&the same!
Yeah, i guess the same uses differents accounts...

I can't PROVE it, but I confronted her on the other Forum&publicly asked her if she was both......not that she will answer!

htcdude · Post by **htcdude** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:22 pm

Trollhammaren!

Patricia · Post by **Patricia** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:43 pm

2 trolls in 1... that's what i had suspected...

htcdude · Post by **htcdude** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:10 pm

Trollhammaren!

Dawn_is_Here · Post by **Dawn_is_Here** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:10 pm

Bump!

To all: read Jens' first post at this thread, please.

Rock On!

Patricia · Post by **Patricia** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:23 pm

I guess that not all the people take care about it...

The troll would be back again...

Dawn_is_Here · Post by **Dawn_is_Here** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:39 pm

Bump again!

:) · Post by :) » Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:57 pm

Well since you don't wanna read any PMs i send you I guess i'll just have to reply to you publicly!!!!

browneyedgirl wrote:
Patricia wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:
There is more to this than meets the eye.

If SHE is who I think, nothing is going to get done about it.
On another forum SHE admitted coming here to cause havoc.
I think the 2 are one&the same!
Yeah, i guess the same uses differents accounts...
I can't PROVE it, but I confronted her on the other Forum&publicly asked her if she was both......not that she will answer!

..... And.... that's suppose to make you cool.... or something??? And if you wanna confront me about something, then you can say it directly to me privately. Because I have a super-fab news flash for you!! You're a fucking looney. Not that I mind tho, after seeing what a nut job you are, I realize that I don't have it that bad! So i guess in a way, i really appreciate you. Next time I'm having a bad day I can just think to myself ".... I COULD be a mentally derranged horny fossil like BEG, but i'm not!"
Thank you _SO_ much for giving me something that i can cheer myself up with!! So keep up the good work posting!!! Your stupidity is the light at the end of my tunnel!!

Rock on BEG!!! *HUG!*

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