*joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:59 pm

i beleive so that the chicken could admire the world from a completely new, beyond road perspective

(sure hope jens sees this!)

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:30 pm

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You happened to read Stephen King's Dark Tower??

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:14 am

actually i did not, (haven;t read to much stephen king, i cant find too many books of him, in mexico)

BlackPhoenix · Post by **BlackPhoenix** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:04 pm

Bill Clinton says: "I did not have any sexual relation to that chicken!"

MaFiaBoY · Post by **MaFiaBoY** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:40 pm

Bill Gates : I have just released eChicken 2005, which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your
chequebook.

What in the hell is this topic doing here, anyway ?

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:42 pm

i felt a little lightening up was needed

Einstein: wether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken depends entirely on your point of reference

martin luther king jr: it had a dream

MaFiaBoY · Post by **MaFiaBoY** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:48 pm

Captain Cook : To go where no chicken had gone before.

The Bible : And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and God saw it was good.

khamael · Post by **khamael** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:42 am

hum....

Beast_Pete Posted: 17 Apr 2005 20:30 Post subject:

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You happened to read Stephen King's Dark Tower??

And, why this thread isnt posted in the Other Discussions????????

MaFiaBoY · Post by **MaFiaBoY** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:47 am

khamael wrote: hum....

Beast_Pete Posted: 17 Apr 2005 20:30 Post subject:

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You happened to read Stephen King's Dark Tower??

And, why this thread isnt posted in the Other Discussions????????

It's a mystery, we will never know...

Veripalttu · Post by **Veripalttu** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:51 pm

Marx: The chicken was oppressed on the other side.

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:51 pm

Marx: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:27 pm

because duck are the ruling capital pigs in the bird kingdom and so the chicke crossed the road to escape opression and fight the ruling class from the other side...

Veripalttu · Post by **Veripalttu** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:25 am

Regis: Would you like to ask the audience?

fifthtea_sausage · Post by **fifthtea_sausage** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:39 am

Tolkki: Because he was trying to find The Way

Veripalttu · Post by **Veripalttu** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:11 am

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Marx: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?

Hawwadda??? Now you completely lost me.

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:45 am

because ducks are a different social class with more power, capitalist pigs!!

BlackPhoenix · Post by **BlackPhoenix** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:13 am

Neil Armstrong: "It is one small step for a chicken, but a giant leap for chickenkind!"

Juudaz · Post by **Juudaz** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:26 pm

!!111 these topics r so useless

gerr · Post by **gerr** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:22 pm

Bush: Because there where weapons of mass destruction

Big Red · Post by **Big Red** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:34 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the rooster told her to.

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:48 am

Veripalttu wrote:
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Marx: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
Hawwadda??? Now you completely lost me.

Allow me to find you again, kaverini.
http://www.whyaduck.com/sounds/cocoanuts/duck.wav
And for textual clarification:
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?MarxBrothers

stratoplayer · Post by **stratoplayer** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:05 am

Juudaz wrote:!!111 these topics r so useless

that is the point

Veripalttu · Post by **Veripalttu** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:40 pm

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:
Allow me to find you again, kaverini.
http://www.whyaduck.com/sounds/cocoanuts/duck.wav
And for textual clarification:
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?MarxBrothers

Thank you for clearing that out.

StragOvariuS · Post by **StragOvariuS** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:16 pm

The chicken crossed the road becoz the Homeless was trying eat him...

neonlightchild · Post by **neonlightchild** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:37 pm

Timo Tolkki: "The chicken crossed tje road to experience freedom and see how the world is in the other side"

Yngwie Malsmsteen : "Please, another question, i have no time to worry about stupid chickens"

Luca Turilli: "The mighty and noble hearted chicken crossed the unholy raod of darkness to break the chains of evil by fighting sword to sword with a malevolent rat which was the guardian of the road"

Jens: "because he was running away from me"

StragOvariuS · Post by **StragOvariuS** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:16 am

Joey de Maio: The true chicken crossed the fucking road becoz is a true brother of heavy fuckin metal!!! fuck the world!

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:54 am

Dani: Thee infernal Chicken crosssssssed thee dark and eeeeeevil Road to ssssssssodomizzzzzzze thee Virgin...whhoooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhrrrrrr.......

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:49 pm

Cpt Kirk: To go where no chicken has gone before

HvyMtlClickWitch · Post by **HvyMtlClickWitch** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:34 am

RJD: The chicken crossed the rainbow to unlock the mystery of the sacred heart.

Scott Ian: The chicken led a frivolous and worthless life!!! MOSH!!!!

Lars: The chicken is pirating our music. Fuck the chicken!

Chicken: The Gundam Edition

Duo Maxwell: The chicken crossed the road! Yeah!! (Insert witty chicken-pun here)

Quatre Winner: I must help the chicken cross the road.

Chang Wufei: It is unjust for the chicken to cross the road, now he must DIE!

Trowa Barton: ...........

Heero Yuy: I'll kill the chicken. Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!

Equinox · Post by **Equinox** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:16 am

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Chicken: The Gundam Edition

Duo Maxwell: The chicken crossed the road! Yeah!! (Insert witty chicken-pun here)

Quatre Winner: I must help the chicken cross the road.

Chang Wufei: It is unjust for the chicken to cross the road, now he must DIE!

Trowa Barton: ...........

Heero Yuy: I'll kill the chicken. Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!

Hilarius, but....don't u think Duo is the killing machine? he calls himself the death god or something...so I guess it should have been like:

Duo Maxwell: I'll kill the chicken. Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!

IMO

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