*joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:47 am

Yeah, but that's only because of the legend that anyone who sees the Deathscythe will die. The chicken didn't necessarily see the Gundam. :)

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:04 pm

Nietzsche: The chicken is dead :evil: :twisted:
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:26 am

EquinoX: The chicken is a bad bunch of cells!

StratoLink: The chicken must obtain the TriForce!!!

Neorave: The chicken is an idiot.

Twilightsymphony: I will make a witty one-liner about the chicken. 8)

BEG: The chicken is so cool! And smart! And sweet and kind!!! I love the chicken!!!

NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by neonlightchild » Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:07 am

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.
Hahahahaha, that was sooooo NordicStorm !!!!
(No ofense, but it's so hilarious)

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:24 am

me: Fuck the chicken how come I crossed the FRIGGIN ROAD!!!!????
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Equinox » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:28 pm

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:EquinoX: The chicken is a bad bunch of cells!
:rvd: :bounce2: :lol:
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Dave » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:05 pm

Timo Tolkki: I mean, it is just a chicken, It´s round and sometimes colourful, but would it make me to run after that?
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:33 pm

Tolkki: Because ET told it so
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:45 am

Dave wrote:Timo Tolkki: I mean, it is just a chicken, It´s round and sometimes colourful, but would it make me to run after that?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by neonlightchild » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:07 am

Ozzy Osbourne: "ehh, ahhh, mmmm, hum, ohhhh, mmmm, Shaaaaarrroooonnnn, why the fuck did the chiken crossed the road dammit?"

Dave Mustaine: "He did not crossed it because he wanted to cross it, i'm sure Lars and company throw him away...these bastard cowards"

Lars Ulrich "No ffffucking way duuude, these motherfucker bird had serious troubles with alcohol and drugs, and were tired of his bad ass attitudes, and tried to help him, but he ran away by his own feet"

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Equinox » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:34 pm

neonlightchild wrote:Ozzy Osbourne: "ehh, ahhh, mmmm, hum, ohhhh, mmmm, Shaaaaarrroooonnnn, why the fuck did the chiken crossed the road dammit?"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by StratoHeart » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:10 pm

Glenn Benton: The chicken was a christian, so I pushed him to the road down the Scania.

Steve Rowe: Because this was the God's will.

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by neonlightchild » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:53 pm

The chicken: "you humans are weird...i have never crossed any road"

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by NordicStorm » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:47 pm

Morpheus: "You see, no one can be told why the chicken crossed the road. You have to see it for yourself."
Neo: "Whoa!"
Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"

NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.
Well, I never! I always limit myself to FIFTEEN pages, thank you very much! I try to be concise, you know!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by neonlightchild » Thu May 05, 2005 11:53 pm

James Hetfield: "Chicken Destroy" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Fri May 06, 2005 2:41 am

NordicStorm wrote:Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"
Because I was Ted...Theodore....Logan!!! And we are....Wyld Chickens!!!!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Dawn_is_Here » Fri May 06, 2005 5:24 pm

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:
NordicStorm wrote:Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"
Because I was Ted...Theodore....Logan!!! And we are....Wyld Chickens!!!!
Bill & Ted? ???

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Beast_Pete » Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:48 pm

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken!
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S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by kolcer » Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:33 pm

StragOvariuS wrote:Joey de Maio: The true chicken crossed the fucking road becoz is a true brother of heavy fuckin metal!!! fuck the world!
Awesome! :lol:

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by CottonCandy » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:18 pm

Because Colonel Sanders was chasing it with an axe to be the next Sunday Dinner! :)
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Beast_Pete » Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:20 pm

Jens Johansson wrote:Today's random quote:

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.

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Lars Ulrich: because it tried to download our shit.
Jari Kainulainen: because it had no mountain bike.
Medgyesi Péter: mert elérkezett az útelágazódá.. útelágzos... *laughs miserably*... nehéz szó! (I hope, that Hellovarius reads this :) )
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Equinox » Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:35 am

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

:lol:

The old topic is back. :D
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:30 am

THANK YOU for bumping this topic. I love this topic.

Can you smell what The Rock is crossing??

That was awful.
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by iron_thunder » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:45 am

chickens?


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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Miguel_Ricardo » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:54 am

It was running from the Bird Flu !!!!!!

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:41 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the New Nightwish girl? =P :music:
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by NordicStorm » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:05 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was yet another Russophone spammer on the other side, and CHICKEN SMASH PUNY SPAMMER!


Also, because that's where Nordic lost his Zoloft prescription.
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by stratoplayer » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:51 pm

sure you ask why the chicken crossed the road, but does the chicken have a reason? Do you need to questions such reasons? Why would you interfere in its avian rights to cross roads? Or is it YOU who wants to cross the Chicken AND the road!?

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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:16 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat the Hell out of SETH. :lol:
Image It's too late for this bird :err: he has done been plucked! :shock:

@stratoplayer, you have good reading tastes--I think he rules, too!
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Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????

Post by Beast_Pete » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:14 am

I killed this thread big times. Worship me!
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

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