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*joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:59 pm
by stratoplayer
i beleive so that the chicken could admire the world from a completely new, beyond road perspective
(sure hope jens sees this!)
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:30 pm
by Beast_Pete
(1686+15)
You happened to read Stephen King's Dark Tower??
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:14 am
by stratoplayer
actually i did not, (haven;t read to much stephen king, i cant find too many books of him, in mexico)
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:04 pm
by BlackPhoenix
Bill Clinton says: "I did not have any sexual relation to that chicken!"
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:40 pm
by MaFiaBoY
Bill Gates : I have just released eChicken 2005, which will not only cross roads, but will also lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your
chequebook.
What in the hell is this topic doing here, anyway ?
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:42 pm
by stratoplayer
i felt a little lightening up was needed
Einstein: wether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken depends entirely on your point of reference
martin luther king jr: it had a dream
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:48 pm
by MaFiaBoY
Captain Cook : To go where no chicken had gone before.
The Bible : And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and God saw it was good.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:42 am
by khamael
hum....
Beast_Pete Posted: 17 Apr 2005 20:30 Post subject:
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(1686+15)
You happened to read Stephen King's Dark Tower??
And, why this thread isnt posted in the Other Discussions????????
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:47 am
by MaFiaBoY
khamael wrote: hum....
Beast_Pete Posted: 17 Apr 2005 20:30 Post subject:
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You happened to read Stephen King's Dark Tower??
And, why this thread isnt posted in the Other Discussions????????
It's a mystery, we will never know...
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:51 pm
by Veripalttu
Marx: The chicken was oppressed on the other side.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:51 pm
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Marx: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:27 pm
by stratoplayer
because duck are the ruling capital pigs in the bird kingdom and so the chicke crossed the road to escape opression and fight the ruling class from the other side...
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:25 am
by Veripalttu
Regis: Would you like to ask the audience?
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:39 am
by fifthtea_sausage
Tolkki: Because he was trying to find The Way
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:11 am
by Veripalttu
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Marx: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
Hawwadda??? Now you completely lost me.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:45 am
by stratoplayer
because ducks are a different social class with more power, capitalist pigs!!
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:13 am
by BlackPhoenix
Neil Armstrong: "It is one small step for a chicken, but a giant leap for chickenkind!"
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:26 pm
by Juudaz
!!111 these topics r so useless
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:22 pm
by gerr
Bush: Because there where weapons of mass destruction
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:34 pm
by Big Red
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the rooster told her to.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:48 am
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Veripalttu wrote:HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Marx: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
Hawwadda??? Now you completely lost me.
Allow me to find you again, kaverini.
http://www.whyaduck.com/sounds/cocoanuts/duck.wav
And for textual clarification:
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?MarxBrothers
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:05 am
by stratoplayer
Juudaz wrote:!!111 these topics r so useless
that is the point
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:40 pm
by Veripalttu
Thank you for clearing that out.
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:16 pm
by StragOvariuS
The chicken crossed the road becoz the Homeless was trying eat him...
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:37 pm
by neonlightchild
Timo Tolkki: "The chicken crossed tje road to experience freedom and see how the world is in the other side"
Yngwie Malsmsteen : "Please, another question, i have no time to worry about stupid chickens"
Luca Turilli: "The mighty and noble hearted chicken crossed the unholy raod of darkness to break the chains of evil by fighting sword to sword with a malevolent rat which was the guardian of the road"
Jens: "because he was running away from me"
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:16 am
by StragOvariuS
Joey de Maio: The true chicken crossed the fucking road becoz is a true brother of heavy fuckin metal!!! fuck the world!
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:54 am
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Dani: Thee infernal Chicken crosssssssed thee dark and eeeeeevil Road to ssssssssodomizzzzzzze thee Virgin...whhoooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhrrrrrr.......
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:49 pm
by Dave
Cpt Kirk: To go where no chicken has gone before
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:34 am
by HvyMtlClickWitch
RJD: The chicken crossed the rainbow to unlock the mystery of the sacred heart.
Scott Ian: The chicken led a frivolous and worthless life!!! MOSH!!!!
Lars: The chicken is pirating our music. Fuck the chicken!
Chicken: The Gundam Edition
Duo Maxwell: The chicken crossed the road! Yeah!! (Insert witty chicken-pun here)
Quatre Winner: I must help the chicken cross the road.
Chang Wufei: It is unjust for the chicken to cross the road, now he must DIE!
Trowa Barton: ...........
Heero Yuy: I'll kill the chicken. Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!
Re: *joke topic* why did the chicken cross the road????
Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:16 am
by Equinox
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Chicken: The Gundam Edition
Duo Maxwell: The chicken crossed the road! Yeah!! (Insert witty chicken-pun here)
Quatre Winner: I must help the chicken cross the road.
Chang Wufei: It is unjust for the chicken to cross the road, now he must DIE!
Trowa Barton: ...........
Heero Yuy: I'll kill the chicken. Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!
Hilarius, but....don't u think Duo is the killing machine? he calls himself the death god or something...so I guess it should have been like:
Duo Maxwell: I'll kill the chicken. Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH!!
IMO