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Have you ever heard album, watced movie or some played game which was so miserable shit, that made you cry?

Worst movie I've ever seen is Driven. Renny Harlin have some other flops too, but this is the most horrible movie EVER. There is nothing good. Or well, one thing: Driven looks cool in bookshell

My son rented a Super Nintendo game several years ago called "out of this World" which is precisely where it should have been!
I hope it got the worst game ever created award because it deserved it. The designer must have laid on the casting couch to get the patent for that piece of shit, or was blackmailing the CEO.

Thare's a band I listened to once, it was crappy as hell. Well, I think you all know who I'm talking about :p

Worst movie I've ever seen: Gladiator Cop, starring Lorenzo Lamer...or Lamas, whatever. It's absolutely disgustingly horrible. To call it a b-movie would be an insult to b-movies everywhere. After seeing it, I suffered a severe bout of post-traumatic stress and to had be on sick leave for six months.
I have a feeling Hideo Nakata came up with the concept for The Ring after watching Gladiator Cop. "Before you die...you see Lorenzo Lamas!"
Oh. The Horror. The Horror.

Alone In The Dark. Finally we have a director who matches the one and the only Ed Wood - Uwe Boll ...

I once saw this stupid movie about these kids who were trying to get into college called "The Perfect Score". What a piece of crap, really. I also hated "Coach Carter". Both horrible movies.

Kingdom of heaven

What a crap movie, i was there in the cinema for 3 hours watching a stupid history...and i thought that could be a great production, yes, its big, but sucks.

music:

i'll choose the last sepultura album. They're so crap now...i liked 3 songs only...its almost hardcore(or it is). Sep is dead.

StragOvariuS wrote:Sep is dead.

Was it ever alive ?

MaFiaBoY wrote:

StragOvariuS wrote:Sep is dead.

Was it ever alive ?

Let me see...died in 92, in chaos A.D.(have cool songs, but they buried the band this momment) even Roots is crap.

you cant deny that, schizophrenia, beneath the remains and arise wasnt good albums, except if you dont like thrash metal.

Pearl Harbor was really awful.

Most notably, i recently went to the theater to see Cats. It was mostly really good, but The Rum Tum Tugger was SOOOOOOOO amazingly horrible that i really almost did cry. I was extremely pissed off that they had cast that guy in the role. He really sucked. And of course, who sings Mistofelees' song?? The fucking Rum Tum Tugger. OHHHHH THE PAIN!!!!

CottonCandy wrote:My son rented a Super Nintendo game several years ago called "out of this World" which is precisely where it should have been!

You mean that one ?

You have to replace it to the period it was made.
The game was originally called Another World and available on Amiga computers (and perhaps also Atari ?). At that time, I can tell you that this game was a REAL revolution, because if was the first game with all those animation sequences. Everyone (at least geeks) talked about it. We used to meet with friends and play with it. Journalists refered it as the best game on the year 1992. But of course, its graphisms can be inappropriate for a Super Nintendo.

albums : Nightwish - Once, Sonata Arctica - WinterHeart Guid Night (or whatever is his name), Britney Spears - Britney, Stratovarius - Elements part I, Iron Maiden - Dance Of Death, + Shaman and Rhapsody (I can't stand those bands anymore) + Within Temptation.

movies : Time Machine, Scary Movie 2, Carrie 2, Minority Report, Charlie's Angel 2, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Of Freaks And Men (a stupid russian movie), HymyPoika, Lord Of The Rings 1, Shriek I Know What You Did Last Summer The 13th, S Club Seing Double, The Haunting, and some Jim Carrey.

game : Resident Evil. I really wonder why pp are so crazy of it. It's impossible to play.

MaFiaBoY wrote:Thare's a band I listened to once, it was crappy as hell. Well, I think you all know who I'm talking about :p

No idea
How will you do for the gig of Stratovarius ? Will you arrive just after HF finish their set ?
Which album did you listen to ? Cause the first albums were really good in my opinion. The last one is extremely boring.

Cliff, honestly, how can you honestly hate winterheart's guild so much? I think you owe us all an explanation!
I love that album so much.

fifthtea_sausage wrote:Cliff, honestly, how can you honestly hate winterheart's guild so much? I think you owe us all an explanation!
I love that album so much.

explanation ? the songs are uncredibly boring, the voice of Tony is weak, it's always the same stuffs from beginning til the end.
Sorry, but this album is one hundred mile away from Ecliptica, which was great !
And it's not because YOU love this album that it means it's great. People have their own opinions. And from what I know, I'm not the only person who thinks this album isn't good. Even some hardcore fans of the band think so.
I know quite many people who stopped listening to their music, because they play the same thing album after album (the quality growing worse). Just like Primal Fear or Hammerfall, to give some examples.
Even Tony (or maybe Jani ?) himself think that the album is weak, because they had only one month to write everything after their former keyboard player left the band, which put them in a really difficult situation.

About the Strato gig, well for some other reason I don't know if I'm going to the gig, but I would've come since the beginning, perhaps HF music will be more appealing to my ears live. To which albums I've listened, Glory To Te Brave and Legacy Of Kings minly and some other stuff maybe. About Winterheart's Guil well... Jens' solos on it are bloody amazing, Victoria's Secret and The Cage are among the best ones he has ever done, that saves the album from being absolute bullshit :p

cliff wrote:

fifthtea_sausage wrote:Cliff, honestly, how can you honestly hate winterheart's guild so much? I think you owe us all an explanation!
I love that album so much.

explanation ? the songs are uncredibly boring, the voice of Tony is weak, it's always the same stuffs from beginning til the end.

Sonata's keyboards are mixed too high and guitars too slow... Winterheart's Guild is weak album. There is only one song, which I like: Victorias secret. And of course some Jens' guest-solos...
I REALLY don't like Sonata Arctica...

MaFiaBoY wrote:Jens' solos on it are bloody amazing, Victoria's Secret and The Cage are among the best ones he has ever done, that saves the album from being absolute bullshit :p

I totally agree with that.
The only nice thing in this album is the keyboard solos.
I have to admit that the first song "Abandonned..." has something catchy, but the rest isn't interesting. It's too "rock" (and not even a good one)

cliff wrote:

CottonCandy wrote:My son rented a Super Nintendo game several years ago called "out of this World" which is precisely where it should have been!

You mean that one ?

You have to replace it to the period it was made.
The game was originally called Another World and available on Amiga computers (and perhaps also Atari ?). At that time, I can tell you that this game was a REAL revolution, because if was the first game with all those animation sequences. Everyone (at least geeks) talked about it. We used to meet with friends and play with it. Journalists refered it as the best game on the year 1992. But of course, its graphisms can be inappropriate for a Super Nintendo.

Yep--thats the one! I think it was about 1995 when we rented it and we were disappointed with the game. But, now that you explained about it, I can understand. It was very different&yes, graphically it was er-weird.

CottonCandy wrote: Yep--thats the one! I think it was about 1995 when we rented it and we were disappointed with the game. But, now that you explained about it, I can understand. It was very different&yes, graphically it was er-weird.

Indeed. it's always weird to think of old things 10 years later.
For ex, the special effects of Terminator 2 (which were an absolute revolution in 1991) looks a bit cheap nowadays.
In 1990, that was the kind of games I was crazy of :


quite different from Grand Turismo or Metroid Prime, isn't it ?

@Mafia : i'm listening some songs of Winterheart. let's say Abandoned, The Cage and Victoria's Secret are really good and catchy indeed, the rest are boring. 3 good songs. It's already 2 more than in the last Hammerfall

cliff wrote:@Mafia : i'm listening some songs of Winterheart. let's say Abandoned, The Cage and Victoria's Secret are really good and catchy indeed, the rest are boring. 3 good songs. It's already 2 more than in the last Hammerfall

I listened to the whole album (because of a Jens-freak girlfriend who owns every single album Jens played in) and Abandoned... is the only one who I don't dislike strongly. The solos in The Cage and Victoria's Secret are amazing but the songs themselves imo suck big time. Perhaps The Cage a little less but Vicoria's Secret is total crap.

I looked just few seconds ago some old Godzilla movie's clip. Godzilla destroyed ships by his mouth-laser and fight with robots... that was,terrible crap but also very funny, even they aren't mean to be fun...

Godzilla ownz you

I think Hilary Duff should get an award for worst ever-made movies !
Lizzie Mc Guire in Roma, Cheap By The Dozen, Raise Your Voice.
I dunno if she did many movies in her carrier, but at least those 3 ones were particulary crap !!!
I think "The Sweetest" Thing with Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair could get an award too !

Im a very tough movie observer, and i don't quite usually like to say that a movie sucks or something like that, coz i think every movie that has been made, it has a lot of work behind it, so when the ppl finally got their film on screen and suddenly came other ppl who said their films sucks, i think it's too fucking bad, to shit on others ppl work imo

Oh, I get it..."if u do something bad, it's good 'cuz someone spend time on it?"

I mean...'cuz to destroy 2 towers in the capital of the world is not any kids' game. And "they" did it. But it was bad. Does the fact that they used their brain actually make it good?

I hate when directors spend $ in crappy movies. 'Cuz it's like...there's no spirit into it.

And I'm feeling tired.

On:

X-men was really bad.
BSB's video "imcomplete" was disgustinly stupid.
And my last haircut made me cried.

Equinox wrote:Oh, I get it..."if u do something bad, it's good 'cuz someone spend time on it?"

I mean...'cuz to destroy 2 towers in the capital of the world is not any kids' game. And "they" did it. But it was bad. Does the fact that they used their brain actually make it good?

I hate when directors spend $ in crappy movies. 'Cuz it's like...there's no spirit into it.

And I'm feeling tired.

On:

X-men was really bad.
BSB's video "imcomplete" was disgustinly stupid.
And my last haircut made me cried.

I didn't know the wolrd had a "capital"...but you are right about the main point

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alien v.s. predator; shaolin soccer; memento; vanilla sky; all about Scream, The Punisher.

song

luminous (stratovarius); just a little sign (helloween); all hammerfall's from renegade til' now.

videogame

X-Box's "Rocky"

There's too many of each, so I'll keep it down to 2.
Movies

The Cell. What crap.
Dumb and Dumberer. Even more crap.

Metal Albums

Metallica - St. Anger. I hated it. I WANTED to like it. I TRIED.
But i couldnt. So sad. Ride The Lightning sends shivers up my spine, I love Metallica's old stuff.
Cradle of Filth - Midian. Ack. Fortunately Nymphetamine was excellent.

Games

Pokemon. Arg.

Smash Tv, old Sega Game Gear thing. What a load of shit.

NeonVomit wrote:The Cell. What crap.

Hehehe I like this movie.
It is one of the strangest movies ever, but still, J-lo is hot.