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Okay, let's hear it! All your non-metal doings! What is your reason for Joey DeMaio wanting to sweep down from the sky on a fiery steed of fire and smite you into oblivion with his celestial-forged steel of metal?? What are your non-true vices?? Wimps and posers, sign your name here! What's your excuse for not hailing and killing?!?!!

I'll start off by saying that I love Mylo's "Destroy Rock And Roll", and also that I don't own a single thing that is made of leather.

I've honestly never heard Manowar before...only heard of them.

I like plenty of artists who aren't particularly metal. Heck, Chris Rea is probably my favourite guitarist, and he's so not metal it's not even funny.

Hm. I love U2. Plus there's some Greek songs that I actually enjoy listening to.

I honestly can't think of much else.

A pack of uncreative cads, the lot of you!

It doesn't have to be just other music you like; I think we've pretty well established that, as a collective, we've got pretty well diverse musical taste. It would be equally suitable to say something like "Manowar would kick my ass because I don't like having sex" or "because I've never been on a motorcycle" or "because I pick my nose in the mosh pit". Savvy?

*sigh* I never can seem to get my point across. I must be a real fucking weirdo.

oh THATS what u mean!

Well I've never ridden a motorbike, I sometimes avoid moshpits if I'm at a gig with my girlfriend, I dont own leather trousers (YET!) and I dont send death threats to anyone who doesnt like metal...

hmm...Manowar would kick my ass because i dont like to wear tight pants showing my ass

I LIKE RAP !

Beastie Boys and Run DMC

Manowar would kick my ass because NANOWAR is better

check it

www.nanowar.it

I think they're a bunch of poser clowns ...

Shurik wrote:I think they're a bunch of poser clowns ...

What??????

BLASPHEMER!!!!!

well...first of all..I'm not a Manowar fan.....I find them purely humerous....

I play oboe...that's pretty non-metal
I'm in marching band...that's pretty non-metal

DestinyDream wrote:I'm in marching band...that's pretty non-metal

LMAO!!!! I'm a band nerd too!! I play the trumpet! HA! This is too funny.

You play the trumpet? Cool. I used to play the trumpet in junior high (or the Finnish equivalent thereof) 7 or 8 years ago. Then I got braces, so I got screwed on that...

I played in a marching band too, in the Army. But then the whole 'warrior' aspect comes into play, so i think Manowar couldn't kick my ass for that...
I currently play double bass (contrabasso) in the Orchestra, so that's not very metal :/

i think manowar is boring

joey would kick my ass into last week because...


i haven't killed anybody for listening to nu metal.

NeonVomit wrote:
I currently play double bass (contrabasso) in the Orchestra, so that's not very metal :/

no no, i think they'd appreciate it!

I think so too...after all, Eric Adams did sing Music Of The Night with that chick from Holyhell on the last tour...

Manowar would kick my ass because I had a crush on a fat kid that worked at The Gap.

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote: Manowar would kick my ass because I had a crush on a fat kid that worked at The Gap.

should that be under the confessions topic too? i don't care about the fat part. it's the gap thing... ha... ok, enough.

manowar would kill me because i made a joke to timo tolkki about their ass-pants and we both laughed. then i got really distracted and zoned out for about five seconds wondering how manowar could get away with wearing pants with no ass, and not ever realizing for one second that the whole metal-leather thing has to do with the gay scene in the 70s...


what the fuck am i talking about...

.....i don't have a clue.

htcdude wrote:.....i don't have a clue.

noooow you have!




okay...i wont post nothing more today haha...im boooooored.

He would kick my ass because I cut my hair in a monthly bases and cut my nails too...from time to time, plus I follow sports as most ppl follow business....( )

I like the movie called The Sound Of Music and I've seen The Sleepy Beauty more times that I can remenber.

Ok, a lighting should fall on me right now...

iron_thunder wrote:

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote: Manowar would kick my ass because I had a crush on a fat kid that worked at The Gap.

should that be under the confessions topic too? i don't care about the fat part. it's the gap thing... ha... ok, enough.

manowar would kill me because i made a joke to timo tolkki about their ass-pants and we both laughed. then i got really distracted and zoned out for about five seconds wondering how manowar could get away with wearing pants with no ass, and not ever realizing for one second that the whole metal-leather thing has to do with the gay scene in the 70s...


what the fuck am i talking about...

Hey, I know what you're talking about! I wonder the same thing! HA. Poor Manowar.

Manowar?
More like MANOWHORE nyahahahaha.
I'm sorry, I've never heard the band in my life, but the pun was simply irresistable.

Equinox wrote:I've seen The Sleepy Beauty more times that I can remenber. :lol:

I own the DVD.

I like to play basketball and football.

And... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 2190564128

}:-)>

@ static j: is that you in the video? sadly my speakers don't work, but the video looks like lots of fun. kind of reminiscent of the numa numa video...

manowar would hate me because... they are not attractive to me in the least (even if i did swing that way!) Yep, the "may your sword stay wet like a young girl in her prime" line does NOTHING for me! hah...

No thats not me lol.

}:-)>

OK i heard one Manowar song yesterday called 'The Gods Made Heavy Metal' or something...it was ok. Nothing great.