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MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:31 pm
by StragOvariuS
Because they were worse than poison!

hahahah

Somehow, reminds me Type O negative hard rock version...

PINK, MAKEUP, ACTION!
I really love manowar, but thats CHEEESY AS HELL!!!
EDIT: Kill looks better

Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:19 pm
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Wow, Eric Adams' pose in that last one is quite flamingly queer. But that's okay. I still love them all.

Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:24 pm
by NeonVomit
I can never forgive them for those ass-less leather trousers.
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:25 pm
by Shurik
They have the "no closet can hold me" look

Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:54 pm
by Dave
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:12 pm
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Oh my. This isn't so good..
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:16 pm
by StragOvariuS
Dude...where are their parents?

Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:19 pm
by iron_thunder
wow, i'm so glad i'm gay, i can't tell you...
@ hvymtletc: Those are the kinds of photos I was telling you about-- the ones in those magazines from the 80s. i should try to dig those up..
Shurik wrote:They have the "no closet can hold me" look

Brilliantly said
This is devastating. Dave, where did you find that?? Well, from the top ten worst BM poses or whatever, but... I mean, where the fuck did THEY find it? god damnit!
*pukes*
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:11 pm
by Shurik
Shurik wrote:
They have the "no closet can hold me" look
Brilliantly said
It's not mine, it's from Married with Children, an episode where Al's barber died (AFAIR)

Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:03 pm
by iron_thunder
Shurik wrote:Shurik wrote:
They have the "no closet can hold me" look
Brilliantly said
It's not mine, it's from Married with Children, an episode where Al's barber died (AFAIR)

ok, then... brilliantly quoted!
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:22 pm
by neonlightchild
StragOvariuS wrote:Because they were worse than poison!

hahahah

Somehow, reminds me Type O negative hard rock version...

PINK, MAKEUP, ACTION!
I really love manowar, but thats CHEEESY AS HELL!!!
EDIT: Kill looks better

I thought Cinderella and Poison were the "top sissy" bands

Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:11 am
by StragOvariuS
Shurik wrote:Shurik wrote:
They have the "no closet can hold me" look
Brilliantly said
It's not mine, it's from Married with Children, an episode where Al's barber died (AFAIR)

Al is AWESOME!!! an example of modern man!

Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:11 am
by Shurik
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:12 am
by iron_thunder
but like... manowar isn't "sissy" in that genderbending way that was so prevalent and charming in the 80s (i.e. Poison). They're effeminate in that way where they've gone all the way around the stereotype wheel, starting at this hyper-masculine point, and have circled around to cheesily ridiculous. or "sissy" as someone said.
manowar is just... manowar.
sometimes i sit back and i just can't believe that these people exist.
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:04 am
by HvyMtlClickWitch
Yes, but they love metal! The way we do!
We have to come to grips with the fact that these same guys are sitting on the same side of the proverbial wheel of life that we are. I mean, in some small way, we ARE the Manowar.
Oh god. Shut up. SHUT UP!!!
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:01 am
by Jester
Actually, they look like they might have been extras on the set of "Conan the Barbarian". Maybe the scene in the temple where they all start fighting and that cauldron gets knocked over and the green soup with all the arms and legs in it goes everywhere? LOL

. I thought a Manowar was a jellyfish or something that lives in the ocean that can sting the shit out of you. I have seen signs at the beach to beware of them.
All jokes aside, I have never been a big Manowar fan, they have a couple of songs that are OK, but in general......
Jesse
Re: MANOWAR would kill themselves...
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:56 pm
by stratoplayer
Jester wrote:Actually, they look like they might have been extras on the set of "Conan the Barbarian".
i thought the exact same thing!!
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Yes, but they love metal! The way we do!
We have to come to grips with the fact that these same guys are sitting on the same side of the proverbial wheel of life that we are. I mean, in some small way, we ARE the Manowar.
Oh god. Shut up. SHUT UP!!!
please do so, youve given me yet another reason to hate humanity!