Stratovarius Community

OK, I am back to the forums of the greatest band ever.

This is for those who care and remember me, for the others, stay away I am by no means friendly, seriously, were is the old regular people?

I will name a few, if you are not on the list do not post anything or you will get pwned by me and HvyMtlClckWtch (Still loving you .

1. HvyMtlClickWtch- where are you dammit? you are just dissapeared as always, you have been one of my favs users around here. So where in the blue hell are you?

2. Equinox- Is this guy in jail or what? I go with the first option, he always had cops in his pics, do not know why though. The only one besides me that is from Dominican Republic that makes him special

3. Beast_pete- one of the best/most helpful users around here, definitely a great guy, thanks for all the help you have given me man

4. Brown_eyed_girl (is this her real nick?) however, she was always obssed with Timo Tolkki, never had the chance to talk directly with her, but she was a nice/funny user, so yes I remember you.

5. Paola- this girl is from argentina isn't she? she speaks spanish like me, so she rulez.

6. Gom/goem/ (that old dude that had a kid and long hair) yes you, get a life now , seriously, you were a good user back then, so I remember you too.

Thats it.

Why I have been off for all that time? I moved to IGN/Gamefaqs boards as "DanteLink", posting gameplay videos/AMV/ everything gaming there, so I was kinda very busy.

But however, now I am back, yes, like the phoenix, and I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone here specially those mentioned before, and keep hearing the excellent music Stratovarius makes.

See you later

NOTE: I hope the ones I mentioned above still lurk aroung here, if not, I will be "teh complete stranga".

Now you did it dude! Don't you know that when you ask people not to do something just because you don't want to, you'll get the opposite result?

Anyway, I might be wrong on this one, but I always thought Paola was from Colombia.

You're right, you're totaly a stranger for me

Oh and PLEASE DON'T BAN MEEEEEEE for breaking your rules

just wanted to be annoying today...

Hey! About time you showed up! I had wondered where you had wandered off too! I thought you had run away scared because I was going to pwn you in Phantasy Star!!

No mention for me??? I knew it *sniff* i knew you never loved me

Unlike Equinox, HTCdude, I do not love guys, never have, never will, I luv hot chicks like HvyMtlClickWitch, because girls like the one metioned before, always have something in common with me, see, she is a sex beast, I am one sex beast too, though I rather to be called sex machine, sounds more... tech.

However, HvyMtlClickWitch get ready, we will have to make a pwnage tour through the Stravoarius Forums, we need to cleanse things up around here, seems we have a lot of Fresh Meat

hmm... well, welcome back, I hope you stay open-minded for other people, too.

^^^^LOL, I guess I suck at joking or you suck at noticing jokes, didnt all the spoiled the thing for you?

Take this as a different "I am back" thread, of course I will take others open-minded man

nice to hear... erm, read. Well, all the stuff that you wrote sounded quite serious. But, maybe I'm too much of a serious person.

Have fun!

wELCOME back! !:d


MY KEYBOARD IS SCREWED UP, BUT I AM TRYING TO SAY;

WELCOME BACK1 ;0 OOPS111

I BETTER QUIT WHILE I AM AHEAD


WE STILL HAVE FUN HERE AS USUAL.......NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT

BTW, I NOTICED A NEW--HA HA--USER NICKED '5TEA' HAS CAME ABOARD
LOL

^^^ Woah that is what I call an anime lover Icon , thanks for that kind of icon BrownEyedGirl, on a side note, where you able to bang Tolkki? or is it the other way? anyways, nice to see you around here .

Any of you know anything about Equinox?

StratoLink wrote:Any of you know anything about Equinox?

If you send him a pm, Equinox might be able to tell you something about Equinox.

Equi is on holidays, he has to refill his spamming powers too.

BTW, great to see you back. And if at anytime you need in something again, just feel free to ask me, I might be able to help.

StratoLink wrote:^^^ Woah that is what I call an anime lover Icon , thanks for that kind of icon BrownEyedGirl, on a side note, where you able to bang Tolkki? or is it the other way? anyways, nice to see you around here .

Any of you know anything about Equinox?

You mean the bikini girl? I just thought she was cute&in a drink---how refreshing!
WTF?

You were the missing LINK--Now you are the Found Link!

Gotta love that kind of jokes

Damn---you were gone 4 months---thats quite a long time. I did not realize it was that long! You like anime?
What characters do you like?

Really, my avatar is not anime--its just a cartoon doll.

Damn 4 months , time sure flies. You once where gone like that, and we all though that you got married (and maybe you were in your errr first married days :facial: ), OMG like what has this Stratovarius forums become in my absence, Stratovariusex? JENS RULEZ lol, BTW if there is any "Sex discussions in any language" part on the forum, let me know it

Jeez Jens is a God, he found the perfect formula. Power Metal+Sex= Teh heaven!!111 (or should I say teh Hell111! )

God bless us all sex lovers....

:buk: , 3 some time(not-normal, therefore interesting; For single-hot girls)>>>> 2 some time(normal, for girlfriends)>>>> 1 some time(loneliness, therefore hands-on-job) who's with me!?

on a side note, I know that girl is not from an anime , but "that cartoon doll" looks damn cool inside that drink .

Yeah--she is sitting in the drink cooling off!

Me married? Once was enough for me. Besides these days its OK for females to do the wild thing if they want---I mean, there are not that many narrowminded people left, thank God!

Yeah--all Jens has to do is start a church&he'd be another David koresh ! :sex1: :headbang:

Watch out for those flying bras!

And I'm just jokin' , us 43-year-old females

are allowed to joke like that, I reckon. Although I am positive its more permissable if I were 22 years younger!

Oh, shoot--we have a blast here--just relax&join the party, Stratolink!

Welcome back StratoLink!

oh and btw, i'm back, too

Stratolink, I like those Sexy smileys you use---they are so cute!
I'll have to get the link to those.

Crap, we are all back.

Now that all the members are back LET THE SPAMMING BEGIN

Dave wrote:oh and btw, i'm back, too

But I though that you said that you will not come to forum anymore...
I know that Jens made your "return", but still... promise is promise

Stratofanius wrote:

Dave wrote:oh and btw, i'm back, too

But I though that you said that you will not come to forum anymore...

Did I say that? Please quote me!

Stratofanius wrote:

Dave wrote:oh and btw, i'm back, too

But I though that you said that you will not come to forum anymore...
I know that Jens made your "return", but still... promise is promise

This makes me think that you don't want Dave here..?

Bones wrote:This makes me think that you don't want Dave here..?

I think, Stratofanius hates Engarians.

Beast_Pete wrote:

Bones wrote:This makes me think that you don't want Dave here..?

I think, Stratofanius hates Engarians.

But then he had to hate also you, htcdude, stratohawk, and many others on this forum.

Nobody hates me, i'm loved by all.

As your avatar.