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Best blonde joke ever

Post by Dave » Wed Jan 04, 2006 10:47 pm

Usually i can't laugh about these kind of jokes--but this one is for sure the best i've ever read:

*click me*

Man this is so awesome.



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Post by Beast_Pete » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:46 am

Before Dave gets banned again, he apologizes to all blondes in advance. :lol:
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:15 am

LOL!!!! :rotflmao2: I should not laugh because there are jokes about redheads, too! :lol: AND SOME ARE TRUE---THE GOOD JOKES, THAT IS! =p

But, I think those blonde jokes are God's way of preserving the self-esteem of the rest of us! :lol:
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Post by iron_thunder » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:56 am

it's one of those things where you get it when you click on dave's link, but you want to see how fucking far it goes.

that is SO clever!
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by Dave » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:58 am

now you have something to do when you wake up in the night and can't fall asleep again.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by stratohawk » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:22 am

am I too stupid? or too tired? I don't get it... is THIS the joke:



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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by Dave » Thu Jan 05, 2006 5:24 am

No no.. On the page there's the sentence

I’ve heard a lot of blonde jokes in my lifetime, but this one is definatelly the best.

and the phrase "this one" is linked to the page, where u can find the ultimate blonde joke.

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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by stratohawk » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:11 am

yeah I tried that, but after the twenty-somewhat page I gave up. If this is all, I don't think it's funny. At least it's not my taste of humour.

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Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:36 am

I guess the joke is that a true blonde would keep following the links, on&on&on! :lol: And, I did :red: for about 10 times before I caught on! :lol:
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by stratoplayer » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:24 am

Clever but not really funny...
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by StratoLink » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:29 am

Like who the hell clicked more than one time here?

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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by Beast_Pete » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:18 pm

I clicked once, then I got a similar page on a different board. It was suspicious. Why didn't the guy just simply post the joke there? Then I clicked again, and the same came, so I knew then, that I was right, it's just a stupid joke. :)
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by Dave » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:50 pm

stratohawk wrote:yeah I tried that, but after the twenty-somewhat page I gave up. If this is all, I don't think it's funny. At least it's not my taste of humour.
Hah that's interesting :wink: I posted it on a german board and everybody said the same :lol:
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Post by Kain´s seventh son » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:04 pm

SOmebody once said to me that blondes and bassplayers are equals in the counter of IQ... well... followed 37 links!!!! :lol: quess I'm true to my instrument :lol:
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by Dave » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:06 pm

Haha that's awesome :P I just did 20 :lol:

and @stratohawk: Seems like i'm still the master of bad jokes :wink:
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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by stratohawk » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:32 pm

stratoplayer wrote:Clever but not really funny...
yes.

@Dave: Maybe. :lol: And that's funny, that the posters on the German board thought the same. Maybe we don't have that much sense of humour.

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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by NeonVomit » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:53 pm

Let me clarify that I did not read this thread before clicking on the link. I clicked a total of 2 times. Then looked at the url of where I'd go if I clicked again, and noticed it was almost identical to the one where I already was.

I proved to be too clever for this joke. Dave, you have failed.



















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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by StratoLink » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:17 am

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Re: Best blonde joke ever

Post by Dave » Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:19 pm

Yeah. I'll go in the corner and cry.

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