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Crazy german kid
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:33 am
by Shurik
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/cont ... echild.wmv
I don't know if it was posted here ...
Can the germans among us tell what the fuck is wrong with this kid and what does he scream? I only understood "spiele" and "scheisse"
BTW, here is bonus:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=44LX0SY0
The soundtrack mixed with Dillinger Escape Plan song ...
Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:50 pm
by Beast_Pete
I received this link too. I thought, maybe it was directed, but I'm not totally sure. I believe that it happens sometimes, but how come the camera was there?

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:13 pm
by JensJohansson
That's the funniest thing I've seen and heard in quite a while...
I don't care if it's set up or not. If it is the guy deserves an Oscar!
Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:43 pm
by Heiserich
Man... I hope that kid will become cooler when he grows up. Otherwise I'm afraid we gonna hear of him again in the news or somewhere

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:43 pm
by Dave
Heh funny i've seen this thing on a german forum yesterday.
This little kid wants to play Unreal Tournament, but his computer's just fucked up

I won't post the whole translation here..

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:43 pm
by nepi
What a psycho! I don't want to be in the same house as he when he plays a game on the computer!!!
Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:18 pm
by neonlightchild
"he....needs....some painkillers, this....kid.....needs painkillers..."

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:48 pm
by NeonVomit
Beast_Pete wrote:I received this link too. I thought, maybe it was directed, but I'm not totally sure. I believe that it happens sometimes, but how come the camera was there?

Webcams can be left on accidentally, with sometimes disasterous results.
My friend found out her boyfriend was cheating on her in this way

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:44 am
by neonlightchild
NeonVomit wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:I received this link too. I thought, maybe it was directed, but I'm not totally sure. I believe that it happens sometimes, but how come the camera was there?

Webcams can be left on accidentally, with sometimes disasterous results.
My friend found out her boyfriend was cheating on her in this way

your friend, right

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:55 am
by NeonVomit
neonlightchild wrote:NeonVomit wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:I received this link too. I thought, maybe it was directed, but I'm not totally sure. I believe that it happens sometimes, but how come the camera was there?

Webcams can be left on accidentally, with sometimes disasterous results.
My friend found out her boyfriend was cheating on her in this way

your friend, right

Okay, lets go over some basics...
1) I wouldn't cheat on my girlfriend
2) If I was, I wouldn't leave my webcam on

I mean, come on!
3) If my girlfriend found out about it, I wouldn't be able to type this as she'd break both my arms and each finger on both hands
I am NOT exaggerating about the last one, she studies 3 different martial arts

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:43 am
by Beast_Pete
Then NeonVomit's GF > NeonVomit.
Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:59 am
by Miguel_Ricardo
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah what the hell happens to this kid?????!!!!! funny&scary
Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:28 pm
by Warrior of Hell
the kid is angry, because his Computer sucks. He wants to play "Unreal Tournament", but its taking too much time while loading... than he gets crazy, when he kills somebody... he sucks....

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:57 pm
by Beast_Pete
I'd like to pawn his had in UT.

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:57 pm
by NeonVomit
Beast_Pete wrote:Then NeonVomit's GF > NeonVomit.
She could kill me with her bare hands. While blindfolded.
Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:09 pm
by stratobabius
The video is almost 8 MB, but it was worth it. Can't say it was that funny, but at least I learned how can keyboards break... First the keys...

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:11 am
by Warrior of Hell
i tell you the truth about this boy (the truth is based on prejudice about Germans

)
so.. this boy is angry, because his mother has not cocked sauerkraut with Onions and "Knödel"... there is no cold beer, too.... Although he is very assiduous, he hasnt got any humor, because he is an german asshole. He is a "Kraut", although he actually does not like Sauerkraut. Perhaps he is a fucking Nazi? I dont know! You probably have noticed, that he isnt from Bavaria, because he does not wear "Lederhosen". (yes we have 15 other states in Germany)
So this was it... a little joke from a german boy, who calls himself Commander Cool

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:09 am
by Beast_Pete
LOL. I like this little german joke. But you forgot to put the word führer and arbeit.

Re: Crazy german kid
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:02 pm
by Shurik
http://couchblogging.com/translations/g ... reaks-out/
This is the video with a translation. It is still funny even after on 100th time I've seen it ...
