50 ways to piss off a metalhead
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1. Ask him why all metal bands worship Satan?
2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss?
3. Ask him why he wears black...did his granmda die?
4. Ask him if he knows another awesome metal band like Evanescence
5. If he's listening to metal, tell him it sounds like another well-know band (Extreme f.e.)
6. Say that anything in metal is a copy of Iron Butterfly anyway
7. Ask him if he has already commited his soul to Jesus
8. Make him think you're gay and you want his company.
9. Change his cd of Cannibal Corpse for another cd of Cannibal Corpse and see if he tells the difference.
10. Don't accept their false name.
11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "Cookie Monster Vocals" and laugh as it's the most original thing in the world
13. If he's listening to metal, say "this guys have no talent!!!, but (instert a well known band...(N'Sync, Backstreet Boys) they do have talent!!!
14. Say what's an LP?
15. Make him see how gay is Manowar...if he agrees, say that the only thing that's more gay than Manowar...is Black Sabbath with Dio
16. Say that all metal sounds the same.
17. Say that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippie who had reached his musical peak.
18. If he loves 80's metal...ask what happened to Europe? (Posion, Ratt...)
19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would sell better with a coreographer.
22. Ask him if Mayhem it's Marylin Manson's band.
23. Send his cd's to the local church.
24. Write "God Loves You" in his Hermetica patch.
25. Say that every music genre has it's underground artists...not only metal.
26. Enter a power metal forum under his nick and say that Ray Alder drove crazy John Arch
27. Get his iron maiden cd out...and put a prince cd in.
28. Make him a punkpop haircut while he's sleeping.
29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly
30. If he's over 25...say that he can rock...even if he's old.
31. Remind him that Rob Halford is gay
32. Sit down and clap politely in a metal concert.
33. Keep him sober 5 min
34. Ask him if Rhandy Rhoads was in the same flight as John Denver.
35. Dile que Korn trajo de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
36. Rise the bass in his stereo
37. Make fun of Slayer because they took their name from Buffy.
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
39. Make fun of his terrible grammar
40. Remind him metal is partly derivated from Blues.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
42. If he's a guy with long hair talk to him as a "she" and don't take it back.
43. Impress yourself by saying how awesome Roadrunner Records has gotten.
44. Tell him you love Metallica's debut album, the Black Album.
45. Say that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in the 30 years he has played.
46. Say that all metal is about "kill your father, rape your mother."
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
48. Remind him when Billie Jean was a great hit.
49. Tell him you were also a metalhead, but you grew up when you started listening to serious music like Matchbox 20
50. Make a list of 50 ways to piss of a metalhead knowing they have no sense of humor
2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss?
3. Ask him why he wears black...did his granmda die?
4. Ask him if he knows another awesome metal band like Evanescence
5. If he's listening to metal, tell him it sounds like another well-know band (Extreme f.e.)
6. Say that anything in metal is a copy of Iron Butterfly anyway
7. Ask him if he has already commited his soul to Jesus
8. Make him think you're gay and you want his company.
9. Change his cd of Cannibal Corpse for another cd of Cannibal Corpse and see if he tells the difference.
10. Don't accept their false name.
11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "Cookie Monster Vocals" and laugh as it's the most original thing in the world
13. If he's listening to metal, say "this guys have no talent!!!, but (instert a well known band...(N'Sync, Backstreet Boys) they do have talent!!!
14. Say what's an LP?
15. Make him see how gay is Manowar...if he agrees, say that the only thing that's more gay than Manowar...is Black Sabbath with Dio
16. Say that all metal sounds the same.
17. Say that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippie who had reached his musical peak.
18. If he loves 80's metal...ask what happened to Europe? (Posion, Ratt...)
19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would sell better with a coreographer.
22. Ask him if Mayhem it's Marylin Manson's band.
23. Send his cd's to the local church.
24. Write "God Loves You" in his Hermetica patch.
25. Say that every music genre has it's underground artists...not only metal.
26. Enter a power metal forum under his nick and say that Ray Alder drove crazy John Arch
27. Get his iron maiden cd out...and put a prince cd in.
28. Make him a punkpop haircut while he's sleeping.
29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly
30. If he's over 25...say that he can rock...even if he's old.
31. Remind him that Rob Halford is gay
32. Sit down and clap politely in a metal concert.
33. Keep him sober 5 min
34. Ask him if Rhandy Rhoads was in the same flight as John Denver.
35. Dile que Korn trajo de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
36. Rise the bass in his stereo
37. Make fun of Slayer because they took their name from Buffy.
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
39. Make fun of his terrible grammar
40. Remind him metal is partly derivated from Blues.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
42. If he's a guy with long hair talk to him as a "she" and don't take it back.
43. Impress yourself by saying how awesome Roadrunner Records has gotten.
44. Tell him you love Metallica's debut album, the Black Album.
45. Say that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in the 30 years he has played.
46. Say that all metal is about "kill your father, rape your mother."
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
48. Remind him when Billie Jean was a great hit.
49. Tell him you were also a metalhead, but you grew up when you started listening to serious music like Matchbox 20
50. Make a list of 50 ways to piss of a metalhead knowing they have no sense of humor
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Wonderful! I liked that--I had saw it before a few years ago somewhere, I'm glad you posted that. Everyone will get a good laughfrom it, because it's sort of true! :headbang:
Wonderful! I liked that--I had saw it before a few years ago somewhere, I'm glad you posted that. Everyone will get a good laughfrom it, because it's sort of true! :headbang:
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Ok i give you some of those points, partly becauses its true partly because its fun!
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so funny
I remember I read some list about goths too, somewhere. It was hilarious as well
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43. Impress yourself by saying how awesome Roadrunner Records has gotten.
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When i saw it i just couldn't stop laughing of 44....because i've seen people who actually think the Black Album it's Metallica's debut :O
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So far, so true... however, I'd really like to know the answer to
"2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss? "
myself
"2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss? "
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Sort of true20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
Seriously, taking nightwish last cd, I don't think they can even be called metal anymore...
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Ohh..That one was good...I think I gonna try them on someone who says they are a "metalhead"...I hate those who say that :pissed2:
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead
Eh, how would you pronounce it incorrectly? As far as I know, both "seltic" and "keltic" are acceptable, though "keltic" is the original pronunciation.Stratobanger wrote: 29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly
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hehe i got to try this out at some forums, as i don't know any metalheads in my town who'd be pissed of by those questions
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My god, that one is SO true!Stratobanger wrote: 45. Say that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in the 30 years he has played.
<b>This is wrong</b>
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Timo Tolkki is one of the best guitarists I've ever seen and that I like to listen to. And if someone will say so before me...I don't want even think how he will looks like after that monumental mistake!38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
*joking, but it pisses me off*
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I think so too. Maybe I could pissed a bit at first. Well, Tolkki isn´t so honored character here in Finland since the awful period so maybe you can stand this kinda jokes ´bout him though just a joke or nonsense.MetalAngel wrote:Timo Tolkki is one of the best guitarists I've ever seen and that I like to listen to. And if someone will say so before me...I don't want even think how he will looks like after that monumental mistake!38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
*joking, but it pisses me off*
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HEY! I think we don't share this opinionCristiane wrote:Sort of true20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
Seriously, taking nightwish last cd, I don't think they can even be called metal anymore...
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Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
I really don't like these ones to hear. Mostly the last one. That is the typical way poplisteners try to tell you, how much your fav band sucks...
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Aye, most of my friends are sick of Stratovarius because I listen to them so much, but they think that strato is the only band I listen to, so whenever I show them a song they say "another stratovarius song"Beast_Pete wrote:Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
I really don't like these ones to hear. Mostly the last one. That is the typical way poplisteners try to tell you, how much your fav band sucks...
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!!!!!!!!!!!!Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
That's hilarious.
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But it can be true, in somewhere... orHvyMtlClickWitch wrote:!!!!!!!!!!!!Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
That's hilarious.
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That wasn't nice.Stratobanger wrote:11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
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Of course it's true in somewhere! Well, for example, let's take Evanescence and Stratovarius. Evanescence is more known than Stratovarius. So, if we go this way, Evanescence is mainstream and Stratovarius is a band from the underground...But, if you compare Stratovarius with Moonstone (a french band), Stratovarius is mainsteam and Moonstone is underground...that's the way how it goes.IceBreaker wrote:But it can be true, in somewhere... orHvyMtlClickWitch wrote:!!!!!!!!!!!!Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
That's hilarious.
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I guess it was a "mode effect"?Stratobanger wrote: 18. If he loves 80's metal...ask what happened to Europe? (Posion, Ratt...)
Some of these bands were nice though, and the others funny or ridiculous like Nitro...
But what about Guns'n'Roses who was in the same way in a sense? Cause they seem to be confirmed to the Grasspop festival in Belgium...
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Stratobanger wrote:11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
Harsh one...
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and why do they all worship satan?Stratobanger wrote:1. Ask him why all metal bands worship Satan?
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Because they have long hair, and that's satanic, of course. And don't forget that every metal band sings about Satan and his fellows.neonlightchild wrote:and why do they all worship satan?Stratobanger wrote:1. Ask him why all metal bands worship Satan?
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there you're wrong, actually the band that brought the metal stream back to the 90's was Marylin MansonStratobanger wrote:35. Dile que Korn trajo de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
*falls death, he couldn't tolerate such a sarcastic and senseless comment*
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jajajaja, nah...si fue korn no? asi de que al grado de que todos lo escuchaban? o bien igual y fueron los 2
pero tal vez...en realidad fue limp bizkit
nah ni idea
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pero tal vez...en realidad fue limp bizkit
nah ni idea
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lo looool this is sooo hilarious... hahaha manowar gay laugh
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ni a cual irle!Stratobanger wrote:jajajaja, nah...si fue korn no? asi de que al grado de que todos lo escuchaban? o bien igual y fueron los 2
pero tal vez...en realidad fue limp bizkit
nah ni idea
jaja
oh god, what a good thread
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