50 ways to piss off a metalhead

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50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by Stratobanger » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:40 am

1. Ask him why all metal bands worship Satan?
2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss?
3. Ask him why he wears black...did his granmda die?
4. Ask him if he knows another awesome metal band like Evanescence
5. If he's listening to metal, tell him it sounds like another well-know band (Extreme f.e.)
6. Say that anything in metal is a copy of Iron Butterfly anyway
7. Ask him if he has already commited his soul to Jesus
8. Make him think you're gay and you want his company.
9. Change his cd of Cannibal Corpse for another cd of Cannibal Corpse and see if he tells the difference.
10. Don't accept their false name.
11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "Cookie Monster Vocals" and laugh as it's the most original thing in the world
13. If he's listening to metal, say "this guys have no talent!!!, but (instert a well known band...(N'Sync, Backstreet Boys) they do have talent!!!
14. Say what's an LP?
15. Make him see how gay is Manowar...if he agrees, say that the only thing that's more gay than Manowar...is Black Sabbath with Dio
16. Say that all metal sounds the same.
17. Say that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippie who had reached his musical peak.
18. If he loves 80's metal...ask what happened to Europe? (Posion, Ratt...)
19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would sell better with a coreographer.
22. Ask him if Mayhem it's Marylin Manson's band.
23. Send his cd's to the local church.
24. Write "God Loves You" in his Hermetica patch.
25. Say that every music genre has it's underground artists...not only metal.
26. Enter a power metal forum under his nick and say that Ray Alder drove crazy John Arch
27. Get his iron maiden cd out...and put a prince cd in.
28. Make him a punkpop haircut while he's sleeping.
29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly
30. If he's over 25...say that he can rock...even if he's old.
31. Remind him that Rob Halford is gay
32. Sit down and clap politely in a metal concert.
33. Keep him sober 5 min
34. Ask him if Rhandy Rhoads was in the same flight as John Denver.
35. Dile que Korn trajo de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
36. Rise the bass in his stereo
37. Make fun of Slayer because they took their name from Buffy.
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
39. Make fun of his terrible grammar
40. Remind him metal is partly derivated from Blues.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
42. If he's a guy with long hair talk to him as a "she" and don't take it back.
43. Impress yourself by saying how awesome Roadrunner Records has gotten.
44. Tell him you love Metallica's debut album, the Black Album.
45. Say that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in the 30 years he has played.
46. Say that all metal is about "kill your father, rape your mother."
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
48. Remind him when Billie Jean was a great hit.
49. Tell him you were also a metalhead, but you grew up when you started listening to serious music like Matchbox 20
50. Make a list of 50 ways to piss of a metalhead knowing they have no sense of humor

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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by browneyedgirl » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:22 am

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Wonderful! :lol: I liked that--I had saw it before a few years ago somewhere, I'm glad you posted that. Everyone will get a good laughfrom it, because :lol: it's sort of true! :D :headbang:
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by stratoplayer » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:57 am

Ok i give you some of those points, partly becauses its true partly because its fun! :lol:
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by Lilith » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:02 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

so funny :D

I remember I read some list about goths too, somewhere. It was hilarious as well :lol:

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Post by iron_thunder » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:39 am

Stratobanger wrote:
43. Impress yourself by saying how awesome Roadrunner Records has gotten.
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Post by Stratobanger » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:03 pm

When i saw it i just couldn't stop laughing of 44....because i've seen people who actually think the Black Album it's Metallica's debut :O

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Post by Heiserich » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:01 pm

So far, so true... however, I'd really like to know the answer to
"2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss? "
myself :lol:
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by Cristiane » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:53 pm

20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
Sort of true :P

Seriously, taking nightwish last cd, I don't think they can even be called metal anymore... :roll:
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by Leo » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:59 pm

Ohh..That one was good...I think I gonna try them on someone who says they are a "metalhead"...I hate those who say that :pissed2:

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Post by NordicStorm » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:37 pm

Stratobanger wrote: 29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly
Eh, how would you pronounce it incorrectly? As far as I know, both "seltic" and "keltic" are acceptable, though "keltic" is the original pronunciation.
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by Dave » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:44 pm

hehe i got to try this out at some forums, as i don't know any metalheads in my town who'd be pissed of by those questions :lol:
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by cliff » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:34 pm

Stratobanger wrote: 45. Say that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in the 30 years he has played.
My god, that one is SO true! 8)
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Post by MetalAngel » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:41 pm

38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
Timo Tolkki is one of the best guitarists I've ever seen and that I like to listen to. And if someone will say so before me...I don't want even think how he will looks like after that monumental mistake! :D

*joking, but it pisses me off*
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Post by IceBreaker » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:45 pm

MetalAngel wrote:
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
Timo Tolkki is one of the best guitarists I've ever seen and that I like to listen to. And if someone will say so before me...I don't want even think how he will looks like after that monumental mistake! :D

*joking, but it pisses me off*
I think so too. Maybe I could pissed a bit at first. :wink: Well, Tolkki isn´t so honored character here in Finland since the awful period so maybe you can stand this kinda jokes ´bout him though just a joke or nonsense.
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by nepi » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:27 pm

Cristiane wrote:
20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
Sort of true :P

Seriously, taking nightwish last cd, I don't think they can even be called metal anymore... :roll:
HEY! :) I think we don't share this opinion :D

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Post by Beast_Pete » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:33 am

Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
:x

:)

I really don't like these ones to hear. Mostly the last one. That is the typical way poplisteners try to tell you, how much your fav band sucks...
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by stratoplayer » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:14 am

Beast_Pete wrote:
Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
:x

:)

I really don't like these ones to hear. Mostly the last one. That is the typical way poplisteners try to tell you, how much your fav band sucks...
Aye, most of my friends are sick of Stratovarius because I listen to them so much, but they think that strato is the only band I listen to, so whenever I show them a song they say "another stratovarius song" :roll:
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Post by HvyMtlClickWitch » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:06 am

Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hilarious.
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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by IceBreaker » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:16 am

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:
Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hilarious.
But it can be true, in somewhere... or :wink:
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Post by Mormegil » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:55 pm

Stratobanger wrote:11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
:D That wasn't nice.

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Post by MetalAngel » Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:45 pm

IceBreaker wrote:
HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:
Stratobanger wrote:19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hilarious.
But it can be true, in somewhere... or :wink:
Of course it's true in somewhere! Well, for example, let's take Evanescence and Stratovarius. Evanescence is more known than Stratovarius. So, if we go this way, Evanescence is mainstream and Stratovarius is a band from the underground...But, if you compare Stratovarius with Moonstone (a french band), Stratovarius is mainsteam and Moonstone is underground...that's the way how it goes.
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Post by Patricia » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:11 pm

Stratobanger wrote: 18. If he loves 80's metal...ask what happened to Europe? (Posion, Ratt...)
I guess it was a "mode effect"? :lol:
Some of these bands were nice though, and the others funny or ridiculous like Nitro...:lol:

But what about Guns'n'Roses who was in the same way in a sense? Cause they seem to be confirmed to the Grasspop festival in Belgium...
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Post by Dave » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:43 pm

BTW: Rick Rubin is producing the new Linkin Park record :P
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Post by MetalAngel » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:11 pm

Stratobanger wrote:11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Harsh one... :lol: :lol:
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Post by neonlightchild » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:16 pm

Stratobanger wrote:1. Ask him why all metal bands worship Satan?
and why do they all worship satan?
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neonlightchild wrote:
Stratobanger wrote:1. Ask him why all metal bands worship Satan?
and why do they all worship satan?
Because they have long hair, and that's satanic, of course. And don't forget that every metal band sings about Satan and his fellows.
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Post by neonlightchild » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:22 pm

Stratobanger wrote:35. Dile que Korn trajo de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
there you're wrong, actually the band that brought the metal stream back to the 90's was Marylin Manson :roll:

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Post by Stratobanger » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:33 pm

jajajaja, nah...si fue korn no? asi de que al grado de que todos lo escuchaban? o bien igual y fueron los 2 :P

pero tal vez...en realidad fue limp bizkit :P

nah ni idea :D

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Re: 50 ways to piss off a metalhead

Post by Painless_Cry » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:50 am

lo looool this is sooo hilarious... hahaha manowar gay laugh

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Post by neonlightchild » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:20 am

Stratobanger wrote:jajajaja, nah...si fue korn no? asi de que al grado de que todos lo escuchaban? o bien igual y fueron los 2 :P

pero tal vez...en realidad fue limp bizkit :P

nah ni idea :D

jaja
ni a cual irle!

oh god, what a good thread :D
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