50 ways to piss off a metalhead
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:40 am
1. Ask him why all metal bands worship Satan?
2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss?
3. Ask him why he wears black...did his granmda die?
4. Ask him if he knows another awesome metal band like Evanescence
5. If he's listening to metal, tell him it sounds like another well-know band (Extreme f.e.)
6. Say that anything in metal is a copy of Iron Butterfly anyway
7. Ask him if he has already commited his soul to Jesus
8. Make him think you're gay and you want his company.
9. Change his cd of Cannibal Corpse for another cd of Cannibal Corpse and see if he tells the difference.
10. Don't accept their false name.
11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "Cookie Monster Vocals" and laugh as it's the most original thing in the world
13. If he's listening to metal, say "this guys have no talent!!!, but (instert a well known band...(N'Sync, Backstreet Boys) they do have talent!!!
14. Say what's an LP?
15. Make him see how gay is Manowar...if he agrees, say that the only thing that's more gay than Manowar...is Black Sabbath with Dio
16. Say that all metal sounds the same.
17. Say that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippie who had reached his musical peak.
18. If he loves 80's metal...ask what happened to Europe? (Posion, Ratt...)
19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would sell better with a coreographer.
22. Ask him if Mayhem it's Marylin Manson's band.
23. Send his cd's to the local church.
24. Write "God Loves You" in his Hermetica patch.
25. Say that every music genre has it's underground artists...not only metal.
26. Enter a power metal forum under his nick and say that Ray Alder drove crazy John Arch
27. Get his iron maiden cd out...and put a prince cd in.
28. Make him a punkpop haircut while he's sleeping.
29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly
30. If he's over 25...say that he can rock...even if he's old.
31. Remind him that Rob Halford is gay
32. Sit down and clap politely in a metal concert.
33. Keep him sober 5 min
34. Ask him if Rhandy Rhoads was in the same flight as John Denver.
35. Dile que Korn trajo de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
36. Rise the bass in his stereo
37. Make fun of Slayer because they took their name from Buffy.
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
39. Make fun of his terrible grammar
40. Remind him metal is partly derivated from Blues.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
42. If he's a guy with long hair talk to him as a "she" and don't take it back.
43. Impress yourself by saying how awesome Roadrunner Records has gotten.
44. Tell him you love Metallica's debut album, the Black Album.
45. Say that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in the 30 years he has played.
46. Say that all metal is about "kill your father, rape your mother."
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
48. Remind him when Billie Jean was a great hit.
49. Tell him you were also a metalhead, but you grew up when you started listening to serious music like Matchbox 20
50. Make a list of 50 ways to piss of a metalhead knowing they have no sense of humor
2. Ask him why Black Metal bands try to copy Kiss?
3. Ask him why he wears black...did his granmda die?
4. Ask him if he knows another awesome metal band like Evanescence
5. If he's listening to metal, tell him it sounds like another well-know band (Extreme f.e.)
6. Say that anything in metal is a copy of Iron Butterfly anyway
7. Ask him if he has already commited his soul to Jesus
8. Make him think you're gay and you want his company.
9. Change his cd of Cannibal Corpse for another cd of Cannibal Corpse and see if he tells the difference.
10. Don't accept their false name.
11. Ask him how much Dio was paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "Cookie Monster Vocals" and laugh as it's the most original thing in the world
13. If he's listening to metal, say "this guys have no talent!!!, but (instert a well known band...(N'Sync, Backstreet Boys) they do have talent!!!
14. Say what's an LP?
15. Make him see how gay is Manowar...if he agrees, say that the only thing that's more gay than Manowar...is Black Sabbath with Dio
16. Say that all metal sounds the same.
17. Say that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippie who had reached his musical peak.
18. If he loves 80's metal...ask what happened to Europe? (Posion, Ratt...)
19. Tell him you also like underground music like Stratovarius (it can be Rhapsody, Sonata Arctica, etc)
20. Say that Tarja Turunen can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would sell better with a coreographer.
22. Ask him if Mayhem it's Marylin Manson's band.
23. Send his cd's to the local church.
24. Write "God Loves You" in his Hermetica patch.
25. Say that every music genre has it's underground artists...not only metal.
26. Enter a power metal forum under his nick and say that Ray Alder drove crazy John Arch
27. Get his iron maiden cd out...and put a prince cd in.
28. Make him a punkpop haircut while he's sleeping.
29. Pronounce Celtic Frost correctly
30. If he's over 25...say that he can rock...even if he's old.
31. Remind him that Rob Halford is gay
32. Sit down and clap politely in a metal concert.
33. Keep him sober 5 min
34. Ask him if Rhandy Rhoads was in the same flight as John Denver.
35. Dile que Korn trajo de vuelta al metal en los 90s.
36. Rise the bass in his stereo
37. Make fun of Slayer because they took their name from Buffy.
38. Say that Timo Tolkki/Yngwie Malmsteen/ Michael Romeo are fat talentless guys who try to copy Jimmy Page.
39. Make fun of his terrible grammar
40. Remind him metal is partly derivated from Blues.
41. Say that power metal singers scream too much.
42. If he's a guy with long hair talk to him as a "she" and don't take it back.
43. Impress yourself by saying how awesome Roadrunner Records has gotten.
44. Tell him you love Metallica's debut album, the Black Album.
45. Say that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in the 30 years he has played.
46. Say that all metal is about "kill your father, rape your mother."
47. Ask him how if his favorite band is sooooo good no one has ever heard of them
48. Remind him when Billie Jean was a great hit.
49. Tell him you were also a metalhead, but you grew up when you started listening to serious music like Matchbox 20
50. Make a list of 50 ways to piss of a metalhead knowing they have no sense of humor
I liked that--I had saw it before a few years ago somewhere, I'm glad you posted that. Everyone will get a good laughfrom it, because 
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Well, Tolkki isn´t so honored character here in Finland since the awful period so maybe you can stand this kinda jokes ´bout him though just a joke or nonsense.
I think we don't share this opinion 