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please, please, for those "weak" ones, do not read this "news"

http://john.petrucci.swellserver.com/ne ... auto80.php

i was so confused until i noticed everything was a total joke

OH MAN, this one had me. I almost had a fricken heart attack (it's ok, I'm fine).

Man, that would be a HUGE tragedy if that really happened.

Wow, am I stupid.

hahaha, yeah, i felt the same, but now i try to make sure about "real" new before i freak out, and the funny thing about that news is this:


http://neorave.swellserver.com/news/top ... auto80.php

or

http://your.cheating.wife.swellserver.c ... auto80.php

or

http://a.beautiful.bitch.swellserver.co ... auto80.php

Haha, mean but it worxx. Could Spam though have been more better category for that?

It works with browneyedgirl, too!

I think I will send this to my Ex-husband, and give him a thrill. Then a couple hours later walk through the door&burst his egotistical bubble!

Seriously, that does look authentic!

a different one:

http://htcdude.swellserver.com/news/top ... record.php

http://The.Everlasting.Gobstopper.swell ... auto80.php

NO, not the Everlasting Gobstopper!!!

XD XD XD

Damn, that would be the worst news I've ever gotten..