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Post by JensJohansson » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:10 am

MMay I just point out to you all that you at the moment are in the (virtual) company of the number one Jens in the known universe!!! That's right.... typing 'jens' into google at the moment gives my retarded not-updated-in-ten-years homepage on panix as the NUMBER ONE HIT of about 43,000,000 or so.

You may dutifully congratulate me as I enjoy this moment and sit back and bask in the glory of my own infamy. I know that this glory, albeit sweet, is a fleeting one, because this has happened before, and for some reasons the fucking bastards at google seem intent of robbing me of my WELL DESERVED SPOT IN THE FUCKING SUN. I don't know how they calculate their fucking pagerank but it seems sometimes they get their numbers and wires and shit all messed up.. and my page is NOT number one... bah.

So – at the moment I will not harbor too much pride, or gloat too much with respect to the other 43,000,000 pages... many of which, sadly enough, actually have nothing whatsoever to do with me. Imagine that!! For example, that loser who's the prime minister of Norway

Carry on with the spamming
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Post by Stealth » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:49 am

Jens, there's a spam section in this forum. From now on, I would advise you to post topics like these in that section.


HA! Fucking awesome! I always wanted to say something like that to a moderator/administrator!! Jens, you had your beautiful moment of pride with Google; now, as an insignificant forum poster, it is my moment to feel powerful and influential...

Ok, the moment passed, but the memories will stay with me forever.
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Post by MetalOctopus » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:25 am

Stealth wrote:Jens, there's a spam section in this forum. From now on, I would advise you to post topics like these in that section.


HA! Fucking awesome! I always wanted to say something like that to a moderator/administrator!! Jens, you had your beautiful moment of pride with Google; now, as an insignificant forum poster, it is my moment to feel powerful and influential...
You try to sound sarcastically funny, but in the end you don´t see Jens´s point at all. Asshole.

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Post by Carcass » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:28 am

:huh:

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:49 pm

MetalOctopus wrote:
Stealth wrote:Jens, there's a spam section in this forum. From now on, I would advise you to post topics like these in that section.


HA! Fucking awesome! I always wanted to say something like that to a moderator/administrator!! Jens, you had your beautiful moment of pride with Google; now, as an insignificant forum poster, it is my moment to feel powerful and influential...
You try to sound sarcastically funny, but in the end you don´t see Jens´s point at all. Asshole.
I see the Gremlin is back again. :roll: Under yet ANOTHER Username. Very original this time. :D
I bet YOU are some sneaky Mod trying to hide under an Alias! =P
You waited over a month to use your alias. How thoughtful! :D

But, yes, Jens is right&he should be proud! :)
Congrats, Jens! :funhi:
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Post by vanustrato » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:28 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
In comparation u are the best hehehe

FELICITACIONES CHE!!! :lol:
Congratz;)

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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:47 pm

@Jens, this is an interesting link about how Search Engines get their results:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/c ... 526393.stm

Interesting. :)
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Post by Stealth » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:14 pm

MetalOctopus wrote:You try to sound sarcastically funny, but in the end you don´t see Jens´s point at all. Asshole.
Your thirst for anger is both cute and amusing. :) I love you!
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Post by MetalAngel » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:33 pm

My post has been deleted, why? :(
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Post by Beast_Pete » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:14 pm

MetalOctopus gave a good second of laugh. :P

Anyway, congratulations Jens!
But it seems google has already fucked up your first place. :(
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Post by JensJohansson » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:44 pm

Beast_Pete wrote:But it seems google has already fucked up your first place. :(
Not here (here = the US at the moment)

I've seen this before. Google does not give the same search results all over the world, it seems to depend on a few things.. sometimes it's due to local laws (eg China), sometimes it's just completely random. I suppose they have a lot of interconnected machines, it's not just one big web server. :)

edit: someone estimated google runs more than 100000 machines..... and that was in 2004.

http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl ... /02/171243
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Post by tkbdadsgshim » Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:21 pm

LoL :lol:
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Post by stratoplayer » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:53 am

Consider yourself the Alpha Jens at the moment then.

Enjoy. :lol: :lol:
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Post by MetalAngel » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:15 pm

Jensus is really the Master Of Google rings... :D Congratulations!!! :wink:

Btw, hasn't Jensus an other website : http://www.jensus.com/ ? :shock:
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Post by browneyedgirl » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:29 pm

There are many Jens Johannson/Johansson's. I remember on the Stato Pic Topic posting several pics of guys of all ages having that name, or slight varients.

On that Jensus site, are those guys sailors or something? ??? They semed to be really enjoying themselves! :rvd:
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Post by IceBreaker » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:45 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:On that Jensus site, are those guys sailors or something? ??? They semed to be really enjoying themselves! :rvd:
Good 'ol Heinekin! :beer:
Looks like working in offshore for oil & gas industry.
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Post by Lapazeus » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:15 pm

How about an update, Jens?

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Post by NeonVomit » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:36 pm

Apparently it has to be a band member heckling him to get him to update his website :D
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