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Talk about everything else besides Stratovarius here in English. Please try to put more serious topics here, and silly topics in the Spam section.
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Message to Icecab21

Post by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:50 am

Dear Icecab21.
You have not returned my calls in weeks.
I implore you- please do not miss the next child support payment. My house in India is being foreclosed. I was laid-off from my tech-support job (they asked me how to setup java and I sent them a coffee machine). Ever since I went on national television and claimed that concentration camps are where juice is made, any glimmer of hope for regular employment has vanquished into thin air.

Since our extremely passionate relationship I have been thinking constantly about you. How you'd whisper sweet broken grammar into my ears all night! A blessing for both of us that there is no punctuation in spoken word.

It was just me, you, and your Timo Tolkki inflatable doll, and love was in the air. All that is past now, and the only thing I have to remind me of you is my sweltering, lumpy belly.

Please make the next payment. I'm not sure what the product of two Y chromosomes is, but whatever is going to come out of our relationship (literally) is going to need a diaper change. I cannot simply dip his bottom into the Ganges river as you did for me when I had the stomach flu.

Kisses,
Stinky Pregnant Man

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Re: Message to Icecab21

Post by stonedphoenix » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:50 am

:?

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Post by Stratowarius » Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:56 am

:shock: Poor poor Icecar you are in deep trouble but there is help for you. Saaaana-production is made for just persons like you and Pregnant and dont hesitate to ask for it. You if anyone is worth a contribution. And remember that a new child, a new little Icecar is a happy occation. :D :D

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Post by Stratowarius » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:25 pm

:)Pregnant! I have been counting on my fingers. All ten! In May you were VERY pregnant and that child must have been born latest in June. So how can you be in that condition again? Icecar is very particular with TIMETABLES and he will never buy your statement. If it is the Saaanamoney you are after you ougth to go to the real source and not accuse a poor teenager from US. Icecar you shall not take this.

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Re: Message to Icecab21

Post by AGAG » Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:15 pm

Well, that's weird...
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Post by hiro23 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:06 pm

I may not agree with everything Icecab says but I at least show him some respect.

This feels like your attacking his character.

Please let me know if I'm wrong.
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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:39 pm

we need proofs!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:13 am

I thought that pregnant man was from South America when he was picking on my ass. :?
Hey, whats the big idea? Is he the Forum police? ???

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Post by JensJohansson » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:01 am

browneyedgirl wrote:I thought that pregnant man was from South America when he was picking on my ass. :?
Hey, whats the big idea? Is he the Forum police? ???
the forum police very much is the really lazy donut eating variety ..

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Re: Message to Icecab21

Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:22 am

if he's pregnant, he doesn't need to be eating donuts! :lol:
Too much sugar is bad for a mommy?-to-be. :D

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Re: Message to Icecab21

Post by Malteada » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:50 pm

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:
I thought that pregnant man was from South America when he was picking on my ass. Confused
I had a change of lifestyle. The Venezuelan pollution was not good for the baby. And I certainly did not "pick on your ass". I referred to you as "brown eye girl" which I suppose is ass-related (asinine?) humor. Besides this, I moved to India because there was too much ass-bestos in my old home. Ha-ha. Oh, I slay me with my pregnant wit! They say that pregnant men are the most cunning, after all. I believe I have read that somewhere.

I can however make peace with Icecab21, for the sake of the baby, and we can resume our battles if that is what you wish! But for the record miss Brown Eyed Girl I do not recall ever picking a fight with you. I merely reaffirmed that you are old, (something which you had remarked about in the same context) before you jumped my big brown butt with your harsh words and confrontational "american-south" language, and as you Americans say "scared me straight" Although lets face it, as a pregnant man I would not dare call myself straight.

I on the other hand have it far worse than you, because when that baby comes out, it will take a thousand surgeons working round the clock to sew my anus back together. Please do not feel bad, it is my belief that you have many traits that greatly enhance the enjoyment and experience of this online community and it is a pleasure conversing with you here.

I leave with one last note. Whenever I think about this fact it leaves me in tears of laughter, and even the neighbors can hear the tremors of my round belly as I giggle.

Jens, if you are not unwilling to converse with a man as sweaty, stinky, smelly, and pregnant as me, please answer one question. When I first arrived at this modest forum and made my initial posts, did you, or did you not, rush to check my IP address to verify that I am not Timo Tolkki?

Posting at this forum is dangerous to your baby.
My grandmother don't let me see Chabelo.

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Post by JensJohansson » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:51 pm

This thread is quite funny even though there is a hint of personal attack toward someone else here. :)

Stratowarius, i'm sure the offspring will have more than eleven fingers? Quadruple Y chromosomes, plus some K chromosomes and a few other russian letter chromosomes (like chromosome ХУЙ.) Probably 20 fingers. Child will be born after a fifty-two month gestation period (one for each chromosome) and immediately start playing Liszt's B minor piano sonata.
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:When I first arrived at this modest forum and made my initial posts, did you, or did you not, rush to check my IP address to verify that I am not Timo Tolkki?
Well, no. I have known TT long enough that it seemed quite unlikely.

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Post by NeonVomit » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:46 pm

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I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!

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Post by Carcass » Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:55 pm

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

What the hell: :lol:

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Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:10 pm

This thread is quite funny even though there is a hint of personal attack toward someone else here.
Actually, TWO someones. And thats why some people find it funny. The same people who thought it catastrophic when those funny pics were posted about TT, etc. :)

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Post by Stratowarius » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:28 pm

JensJohansson wrote:This thread is quite funny even though there is a hint of personal attack toward someone else here. :)

Stratowarius, i'm sure the offspring will have more than eleven fingers? Quadruple Y chromosomes, plus some K chromosomes and a few other russian letter chromosomes (like chromosome ХУЙ.) Probably 20 fingers. Child will be born after a fifty-two month gestation period (one for each chromosome) and immediately start playing Liszt's B minor piano sonata.
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:When I first arrived at this modest forum and made my initial posts, did you, or did you not, rush to check my IP address to verify that I am not Timo Tolkki?
Well, no. I have known TT long enough that it seemed quite unlikely.
:lol: Sorry!I wasn't counting the coming childs fingers! :shock: I counted mine! And the month between Stinkys pregnancies. I came to the conclusion that Stinky either lies or has a riskconduct and will have poor Icecar involved...He has found him here and heard that he is a nice altarboy and simply would like him as a father for the new child. He hasn't told us WHO is the father of his first child. Something that maybe is of some interest...But if he only wants childsupport Saaaanamoney could be accessible. Some here even thougt Stinky was the composer... :roll:

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Post by neonlightchild » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:05 pm

Carcass wrote:I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

What the hell: :lol:
try both! i did and it worked hahaha

wth?!?!?! :lol:
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Post by Mormegil » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:50 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:
This thread is quite funny even though there is a hint of personal attack toward someone else here.
Actually, TWO someones. And thats why some people find it funny. The same people who thought it catastrophic when those funny pics were posted about TT, etc. :)
It might be because:

This thread: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
That thread: Epic Movie

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Post by Stratowarius » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:08 pm

:( Im not so sure this is something to laugh at.This person-Stinky-is an alone-mother-father and he is looking for someone that can help him with the support of his soon two children. He happened to know about this Forum and when he came here he discoverd the praise over our own altarboy Icecar and his connection with Saaana and the money for starving children. He took his chance-who wouldn't in his situation. I think he jumped in the wrong barrel, but we dont know how Icecar will adjust. Let us anyway wish Stinky a happy delivery and not that tricky one he expects.

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Post by icecab21 » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:44 pm

Stratowarius, post more like stinky and less like a mosquito.

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:12 pm

*sigh*
:roll:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Message to Icecab21

Post by Stratowarius » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:15 pm

icecab21 wrote:Stratowarius, post more like stinky and less like a mosquito.



:lol: Your post goes over my head ! :lol: Why on earth should I post like a mosquito??? I hate mosquitos :evil:

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Post by Stratowarius » Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:11 am

Beast_Pete wrote:PARIS


:shock: A GREEN one.You must talk to the doctor. :shock:

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Post by Beast_Pete » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:45 am

Didn't you know I'm a Snake? :lol:
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

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Post by Stratowarius » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:59 am

:lol: A green Maaaamba. Huuuu you are dangerous. I will take care. :lol:

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Post by Beast_Pete » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:13 pm

I will have relationship with your dog in its bottom! :lol:
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Akkor is van még remény,
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Re: Message to Icecab21

Post by Stratowarius » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:15 pm

:lol: Sorry I have no dog. But I have a maleelefant so you are welcome :evil: :evil:

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Post by Stratowarius » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:37 pm

:) :( We have so many human-beings on the earth because we are so cheap to produce. :)

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Post by Beast_Pete » Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:36 pm

Just need to have relationships with some more dogs -> more humans produced.
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S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

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Post by emperor_black » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:30 pm

spam makes me sad :(

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