Re: Message to Icecab21
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:58 pm
Trolling a troll's thread is always the best thing you can do for mother gaia!
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:Dear Icecab21.
You have not returned my calls in weeks.
I implore you- please do not miss the next child support payment. My house in India is being foreclosed. I was laid-off from my tech-support job (they asked me how to setup java and I sent them a coffee machine). Ever since I went on national television and claimed that concentration camps are where juice is made, any glimmer of hope for regular employment has vanquished into thin air.
Since our extremely passionate relationship I have been thinking constantly about you. How you'd whisper sweet broken grammar into my ears all night! A blessing for both of us that there is no punctuation in spoken word.
It was just me, you, and your Timo Tolkki inflatable doll, and love was in the air. All that is past now, and the only thing I have to remind me of you is my sweltering, lumpy belly.
Please make the next payment. I'm not sure what the product of two Y chromosomes is, but whatever is going to come out of our relationship (literally) is going to need a diaper change. I cannot simply dip his bottom into the Ganges river as you did for me when I had the stomach flu.
Kisses,
Stinky Pregnant Man
:ola: Great news! Congratulations! You made it! Must have been a big surprise that they were triplets. Sorry about the one that went back to you but I'm sure he will leave for more fresh air when the weather is as he prefers it. Have you named them yet? Stinky jr goes without saying and maybe Trollky and Altarcary would suit the other two. You know best there and I'm sure you are welcome to baptize them here in our Stratochurch. We can ask Altarboy to sing for us all behind his mask.STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:Hello Stratowarius! I had some similar questions for you! Did you go and meet the RR guys again? Have you or any of your friends seen them in the bar? Did you buy them drinks and sing and dance with them well into the night...telling stories of your childhood and playfully slapping each others butts as the Negroes in the "NBA" often do?
As far as my personal issues, I gave birth to three beautiful, brown boys! Well, technically two. One came out then crawled back in. At this point I cannot ascertain whether or not brown is their natural skin tone, I will confirm this for you at a later occasion.
Beast_Pete wrote:PENIS
Who made you the expert? I guess it is possible to get a degree in cockology.Stratowarius wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:PEN1S
I have talked with an expert about your green penis and you dont need to worry. It is almost normal and you shall only take care if the colour changes to very dark green. He also told me that in some families in Hungaria every other man had just a green pen1s. So be happy and dont worry
ZOMG, we need to perform an emergency C-Section! Get teh hacksaw!STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:As far as my personal issues, I gave birth to three beautiful, brown boys! Well, technically two. One came out then crawled back in. At this point I cannot ascertain whether or not brown is their natural skin tone, I will confirm this for you at a later occasion.
Neorave wrote:HOLY JEBUS!!! I leave for a couple of months, and this happens!?!?
Who made you the expert? I guess it is possible to get a degree in cockology.Stratowarius wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:PEN1S
I have talked with an expert about your green penis and you dont need to worry. It is almost normal and you shall only take care if the colour changes to very dark green. He also told me that in some families in Hungaria every other man had just a green pen1s. So be happy and dont worry
ZOMG, we need to perform an emergency C-Section! Get teh hacksaw!STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:As far as my personal issues, I gave birth to three beautiful, brown boys! Well, technically two. One came out then crawled back in. At this point I cannot ascertain whether or not brown is their natural skin tone, I will confirm this for you at a later occasion.
All I can say is, someone must've lost a battle with fiber.
Neorave wrote:HOLY JEBUS!!! I leave for a couple of months, and this happens!?!?
Who made you the expert? I guess it is possible to get a degree in cockology.Stratowarius wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:PEN1S
I have talked with an expert about your green penis and you dont need to worry. It is almost normal and you shall only take care if the colour changes to very dark green. He also told me that in some families in Hungaria every other man had just a green pen1s. So be happy and dont worry
ZOMG, we need to perform an emergency C-Section! Get teh hacksaw!STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:As far as my personal issues, I gave birth to three beautiful, brown boys! Well, technically two. One came out then crawled back in. At this point I cannot ascertain whether or not brown is their natural skin tone, I will confirm this for you at a later occasion.
All I can say is, someone must've lost a battle with fiber.
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY FEELINGS! I feel offended. I'm trying to help this poor man, and here you are slandering me?Stratowarius wrote:Neorave wrote:HOLY JEBUS!!! I leave for a couple of months, and this happens!?!?
Who made you the expert? I guess it is possible to get a degree in cockology.Stratowarius wrote:Beast_Pete wrote:PEN1S
I have talked with an expert about your green penis and you dont need to worry. It is almost normal and you shall only take care if the colour changes to very dark green. He also told me that in some families in Hungaria every other man had just a green pen1s. So be happy and dont worry
ZOMG, we need to perform an emergency C-Section! Get teh hacksaw!STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:As far as my personal issues, I gave birth to three beautiful, brown boys! Well, technically two. One came out then crawled back in. At this point I cannot ascertain whether or not brown is their natural skin tone, I will confirm this for you at a later occasion.
All I can say is, someone must've lost a battle with fiber.
How can you joke about so serious things???
Cant you see that those persons are in big trouble?Symphaty is on its place here.
1) You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things. Now we know that God's judgment against those who do such things is based on truth. So when you, a mere man, pass judgment on them and yet do the same things, do you think you will escape God's judgment? Or do you show contempt for the riches of his kindness, tolerance and patience, not realizing that God's kindness leads you toward repentance?Stratowarius wrote: I have all the reasons in the world to question your feelings for those TWO poor men. One has problem with his three children (and one more in his stomach that refuses to come out with all the paine that goes with that delay)...AND the poor other one that supposedly is born with a green penis. I hope you at least can have a dim recollection of what he is going through. And by the way Im not an expert on green(or other colored penises)so I have asked a medical man that in all secrecy entrusted me with his knowledge so I could give some comfort to the greenpenised hungarian man.
You on the other hand only put more stones on their shoulders and I hope you will think in a new direction when you have thougt this over in your chamber by yourself
Simple answer: MIND GAMES!Stratowarius wrote: A simple question to some computerfreak.How can a green PENIS change to a lightgreen PARIS ? It goes over my intellectual powers. I mean Paris is a town and a penis is you know what I mean...
I think I distorted your intelligence. Now you're not making any sense at all.Stratowarius wrote: Roman who? Gore who? Stevens who? Are you trying to hide your inhumanity behind those persons or what?? You cant deny that you have nothing nice to tell those poor persons and is it maybe you that distorted the green PENIS to PARIS. Tell me in that case how you did it. I like to try something likewise in some other thread here.
*facepalm*...yeah, I think I came back at the wrong time.AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I demand to know the truth about the operating practices of the forum police. The previously outlined rules stated that one can attack someone else via their forum alias, as long as their personal identity is not lambasted. And where has my hero Stinky Pregnant Man done such a vile thing? It seems he is now subject to moderation.
The only practical explanation that I can consider is that icecab truly has impregnated Stinky Pregnant Man and these exchanges reflect the unbridled, harrowing truth!!
Anyway it seems as though the forum rules have changed from "don't attack a users real-life persona" to "don't be a jackass". The former I can deal with. The latter? Time will tell.
And the Epic Movie is hilarious!Mormegil wrote:It might be because:browneyedgirl wrote:Actually, TWO someones. And thats why some people find it funny. The same people who thought it catastrophic when those funny pics were posted about TT, etc.This thread is quite funny even though there is a hint of personal attack toward someone else here.
This thread: Monty Python And The Holy Grail
That thread: Epic Movie
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:
MESSAGE FROM THE FORUM POLICE : Don't attack anybody else anymore
The hacker hates pretty females too. All of my links to the pretty women are gone. The hacker must be some prudish, ugly female who doesn't like fun.A "By the book" bitch, in other words.Stratowarius wrote: Dear mr Hacker. Wouldnt you please consider your policeactivity a bit when it concerns Stinky. I see him almost as a friend and I think he has to have some place where he can talk freely. Now you have rubed out him totally and even the green Paris has gone from this place.Dont we have a free speak here anymore and cant you please go and hack somewhere else???
I think it might be MetalAngel.AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I don't think its a hacker If someone "broke in", they wouldn't just edit a few borderline-inappropriate posts; they would do more serious damage. Maybe its one of the many mod-lurkers who decided to come out of hibernation and make themselves useful. This is fine, but I for one would prefer to know who the moderators are and what are the rules we must post by.
If they want to change someones posts, they should stand firmly by their decision and do so under their main alias, rather than hiding under the mask of "forum police" and leaving strange messages in giant red font without any further communication or explanation. Especially if this change is one month after the original post...
Well, OK. It was just weird when it happened. Like I say, there is no need for sneaky moderator bizness or forum police. Whoever this dumbass is, they need to just write a polite PM and tell someone they have "broken the rules". No threats, no smartassness, just inform. In my case, I think some insecure female or narrowminded male bordering on gayness is responsible.MetalAngel wrote:@ BEG : You're right about one thing : some months ago everybody on this forum could delete or edit the posts of the others and WHEN IT HAPPENED that I've changed a spam topic from one place to the other. But, now, I've not this power and if I've had it, I wouldn't do what the "hacker forum police" done to Stinky and you. Your pics were funny and the Stinky's message too. So, why should I've done this ? Yes, I tell it today : IT's NOT ME the responsible for this "hacking".
You're free to believe me or not, but this time, I'm not guilty.
I was not part of Stinky's scheme!!!!!!He attacked me, remember. He tried to be funny about it but it was still a semi-masked personal attack.Stratowarius wrote: I think the fun-destroyer can be Stinky himself. He bluffed us with all his problems and I sort of took him to my heart. When it went to far with my kindness he wanted to get out of it all and found no other way than selfdestruction. To make it more plauseble he draged Beg into his nasty scheme and now his joke has gone to far for him to back out. We ought to give him some punishment and I have decided to never talk to him again and to close my heart to pregnant stinky men in need.
I'm thinking someone does not know the concept of teh Internets.Stratowarius wrote: Maybe he has a crush on you.And the attacks is his way of flirting with you. Such things happen you know..
No way! Its the opposite! Whenever I post anything that irks him he will take on another nick just to bash me/get even with me! At first it pissed me off, now its grown somewhat amusing that someone would go to this length just to "tell someone off" on a forum. Lots of posts here irk me, but I do the normal thing&just ignore them, or have the gonads to confront them..... real nick-to-real nick.Stratowarius wrote: Maybe he has a crush on you.And the attacks is his way of flirting with you. Such things happen you know..