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We're all gonna die

Post by NeonVomit » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:32 am

Swine flu cases confirmed here

Tacos, nachos, mariachis, Antonio Banderas, tequila, jumping beans, the end of civilization as we know it.

Thanks, Stratoplayer.

I pose this question to you: If a Muslim or a Jew die from a virus that had its genesis inside a swine, do they still get to go to heaven?
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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by Babylon » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:36 am

Antonio Banderas is NOT mexican :wink:

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Post by NeonVomit » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:51 am

Babylon wrote:Antonio Banderas is NOT mexican :wink:
Nachos aren't either. You miss the point!
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Post by emperor_black » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:17 am

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Post by Carcass » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:16 am

NeonVomit wrote:I pose this question to you: If a Muslim or a Jew die from a virus that had its genesis inside a swine, do they still get to go to heaven?
Another tricky question: if you masturbate with a sausage, is that necrophilia or zoophilia? Or both?

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Post by Carcass » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:20 am

Babylon wrote:Antonio Banderas is NOT mexican :wink:
Neither is civilization as we know it. :wink:

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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by Ragehead91 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:55 am

Does someone remember the bird flu? According to the media half of the Earth should be dead now because of this...

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Post by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:54 am

:( It is kind of wrong to call it "Swineflu". No swines are sick and it would rather be called Panicflu or Mediaflu. And you are allowed to think by yourself. Maybe it is a good idea to skip the funjourney to Mexico and awoid kissing persons from there. Wash hands is allways good .But don't panic and take it easy. The world will survive this trying times even if the media don't believe so.

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Post by NeonVomit » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:07 pm

Carcass wrote:
Babylon wrote:Antonio Banderas is NOT mexican :wink:
Neither is civilization as we know it. :wink:
Yes, but the end of civilization as we know it seems to be!
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Post by Ragehead91 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:51 pm

And again I'd like to refer to the bird-flu from 2006 and the horror scenarios the media had back then. Did anything happen?

I'm not saying that we should not take it seriously and that there isn't a chance that something very bad like a Influenza pandemic might could happen, but I don't think spreading panic is the right thing to do.

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Post by sanichi » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:19 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:
And again I'd like to refer to the bird-flu from 2006 and the horror scenarios the media had back then. Did anything happen?

I'm not saying that we should not take it seriously and that there isn't a chance that something very bad like a Influenza pandemic might could happen, but I don't think spreading panic is the right thing to do.
exactly...but most people fuss around like mad already, some friends of mine are even scared of leaving the house though there's not even yet been a confirmed case over here in Germany. It is to be taken serious, yeah, but that's kind of exaggerated...Every year about 1000 people in Germany die due to various forms of influenza but nobody's mentioning that.

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Post by Ragehead91 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:54 pm

sanichi wrote:Ragehead91 wrote:
And again I'd like to refer to the bird-flu from 2006 and the horror scenarios the media had back then. Did anything happen?

I'm not saying that we should not take it seriously and that there isn't a chance that something very bad like a Influenza pandemic might could happen, but I don't think spreading panic is the right thing to do.
exactly...but most people fuss around like mad already, some friends of mine are even scared of leaving the house though there's not even yet been a confirmed case over here in Germany. It is to be taken serious, yeah, but that's kind of exaggerated...Every year about 1000 people in Germany die due to various forms of influenza but nobody's mentioning that.
Indeed. But then again, we're taking about the media. So what do we expect? I mean, a story like this is just what they were waiting for...

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Post by Mormegil » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:06 pm

NeonVomit wrote:I pose this question to you: If a Muslim or a Jew die from a virus that had its genesis inside a swine, do they still get to go to heaven?
Haha, that's the first question I pondered right after: "Does this mean bacon is on sale?"

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Post by Shurik » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:51 pm

If a Muslim or a Jew die from a virus that had its genesis inside a swine, do they still get to go to heaven?
That's an interesting theological question. I'll ask a religious person and get back to you with an answer.
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Post by mister_kilmister » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:56 pm

quote from topic: "We're all gonna die"

That is right. No one lives forever and who the hell would like to.
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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by Lightyear » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:54 am

NeonVomit wrote:Swine flu cases confirmed here

Tacos, nachos, mariachis, Antonio Banderas, tequila, jumping beans, the end of civilization as we know it.

Thanks, Stratoplayer.

I pose this question to you: If a Muslim or a Jew die from a virus that had its genesis inside a swine, do they still get to go to heaven?
No ofcourse they go to hell :twisted: like all of us metal people.. :twisted:

Just kidding, but I think that some of the more extreme muslim and jewish people are so fucking happy right now. They are thinking that "I told you so, you shouldn't eat pork.. blah blah" and all that bullshit..
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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by NeonVomit » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:09 am

I was expecting the vegetarians to get all like that, seeing as how bird flu was the last big scare. They will soon.

Assuming we don't all die before then.
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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by miditek » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:21 am

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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by NeonVomit » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:34 pm

"Beneath the freezing sky arrives Winter's Verge..."

http://www.wintersverge.com


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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by Hubble86 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:46 pm

:( What can we do?? Hide in a cave?? :(

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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:08 pm

OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! THIS IS THE AND OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Post by NeonVomit » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:24 pm

Wait, false alarm. The child was not American or white.

As you were.
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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by Hubble86 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:08 pm

:) A Stratocave could that be something to ponder over? We could borrow "Polaris" and bring some beer... :)

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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:58 pm

NeonVomit wrote:Wait, false alarm. The child was not American or white.

As you were.
BUT WE'RE STILL GOING TO DIE!

Seriously, I thought it was funny for the first few days but now it is just fucking annoying. IT IS THE FUCKING FLU GOD DAMNOT! When a friend of yourself tells you that he can't come to school because he has the Flu you also don't go "OH MY GOD? AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!". IT IS THE FUCKING FLU! GET THE HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASSES!

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Post by NeonVomit » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:53 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:
NeonVomit wrote:Wait, false alarm. The child was not American or white.

As you were.
BUT WE'RE STILL GOING TO DIE!

Seriously, I thought it was funny for the first few days but now it is just fucking annoying. IT IS THE FUCKING FLU GOD DAMNOT! When a friend of yourself tells you that he can't come to school because he has the Flu you also don't go "OH MY GOD? AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!". IT IS THE FUCKING FLU! GET THE HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASSES!
50 million people died in the Spanish Flu pandemic in 1918, most of them healthy young adults. About half the world's population was infected by it, and this was before the advent of mass air travel. Worth thinking of!

Then again, with today's technology and knowledge, and better medical understanding, it's unlikely that's going to happen again.
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Post by icecab21 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:07 pm

There are different strains of viruses that evolve.
http://www.college.ucla.edu/webproject/ ... lution.htm

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Post by NeonVomit » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:40 pm

icecab21 wrote:There are different strains of viruses that evolve.
http://www.college.ucla.edu/webproject/ ... lution.htm
And the tv just told me this one isn't as virulent as other strains!

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Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:10 pm

NeonVomit wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:
NeonVomit wrote:Wait, false alarm. The child was not American or white.

As you were.
BUT WE'RE STILL GOING TO DIE!

Seriously, I thought it was funny for the first few days but now it is just fucking annoying. IT IS THE FUCKING FLU GOD DAMNOT! When a friend of yourself tells you that he can't come to school because he has the Flu you also don't go "OH MY GOD? AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!". IT IS THE FUCKING FLU! GET THE HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASSES!
50 million people died in the Spanish Flu pandemic in 1918, most of them healthy young adults. About half the world's population was infected by it, and this was before the advent of mass air travel. Worth thinking of!

Then again, with today's technology and knowledge, and better medical understanding, it's unlikely that's going to happen again.
That is the point. We're not living in 1918 anymore. I know what happened back then but we have 2008. This is why i didn't mentioned it.

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Re: We're all gonna die

Post by NeonVomit » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:27 pm

Stage 5 motherfuckers!


I've started building a suvival bunker in our parking lot. Well, I'm planning on it but it was raining today and I didn't want to get wet so maybe I'll start tomorrow.

In other news, Sarah Jessica Parker is having twins by a surrogate mother.
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Post by NeonVomit » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:33 pm

The Mexican government is urging against jumping to conclusions and is suggesting the possibility remains that the virus originated outside the country.
Right, we didn't see that coming! The 'don't look at me!' ploy.

Maybe we can blame Iran for this one! :eek:
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