Most annoying poster

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Who is the most annoying poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

AAAAAAAAAA (will kick a man when he's down, or not even wait till then)
5
2%
icecab21 (the RR saga)
6
3%
miditek (the world is about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
3
1%
browneyedgirl (misses the point)
2
1%
NeonVomit (some idiot who keeps making stupid polls and starting trouble)
2
1%
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN (posts make little sense, ALLCAPS)
4
2%
Chris P. Bacon (cannot spell or use correct grammar, KKK)
0
No votes
Bathory Killcraft (closet case)
5
2%
stratoplayer (wants to work in IT so is a natural target)
0
No votes
Xelrog T. Apocalypse (I hate metal/live shows are useless/Dragonforce are the best band ever)
3
1%
George Zimmer (only one post, but possibly the best/worst ever)
0
No votes
5th Tea Sausage (or variants thereof)
1
0%
Ragehead91 (I dunno, why not)
7
3%
JensJohansson (because he is a poll-modifying asshole)
184
83%
 
Total votes: 222

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Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:57 am

Go on, be honest. Whose posts make you want to break stuff?

I've included the classic trolls in here.



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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:00 am

I object, It should be Bathory Killcraft closet case Nazi Fascist racist!

Please make ammends!
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by mayhem-for-all » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:02 am

Hey I'm not on the list 8)

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:03 am

I object, It should be Bathory Killcraft closet case Nazi Fascist racist!

Please make ammends!
The wheels have been set in motion, there's no stopping it now. You should've shown more National Socialist tendancies earlier.
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by rikkertje » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:04 am

Of course I voted for Bathory Killcraft. He's in serious mental problems because he is still in the closet and he is too afraid to come out. What a shame... He could live a nice gay life if he had the guts to come out.:)

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:06 am

mayhem-for-all wrote:Hey I'm not on the list 8)
Yeah I knew I forgot someone

Aw crap, forgot Firedance 22423 too...
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:08 am

NV you little jew :)

Thank you rikkertje for honouring me with your vote :) I expect a landslide victory for my party!

People, move your ass and vote. It's your democratic obligation!
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Morgana » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:36 am

Fuffff there's no my name in this list :D

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by browneyedgirl » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:03 pm

What point? ???

:evil:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:04 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:What point? ???

:evil:
Exactly!
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Beast_Pete » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:11 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:What point? ???

:evil:
:lol: nice one, BEG :P

I voted for the most obvious troll with the most troll acounts. :lol:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by browneyedgirl » Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:01 pm

NeonVomit wrote:
browneyedgirl wrote:What point? ???

:evil:
Exactly!
:err: I resemble that remark!

On behalf of Goldie Hawn, The Three Stooges, Chrissy Snow, Gilligan, and Homer---I resent that! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:31 pm

Hey, who voted for me?

Anyway, I'll go with Bathory.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Burning Reflection » Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:08 pm

where is the stratowarius option? :P :lol:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:24 pm

My all time favorite is Stratowarius, he really is my greatest inspiration :jump2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :viking: :w00t:
Neonvomit wrote:AAAAAAAAAA (will kick a man when he's down, or not even wait till then)
You aint seen nothin' yet :lol: :x :evil:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:34 pm

I would go for A10. No offense, big guy! :)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:01 pm

HELLO DEAR FRIENDS!

I HAVE FOUND THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER. HERE IT IS:

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...AND WHO ARE THEY TO PLAY GOD!?!?
KEEP THE BABIES COMING, FRIENDS!! INTERCOURSE FOREVER!!!

KISSES!!
STINKY

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Chris P. Bacon » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:06 pm

why git dang, i was thinkin you was plumb stupid till i read dat dere posta yahz!! i reckon we halfa lot in common, sept you be pumpin' out southan babies like dems no tomorroaz!! git me some mo o dem slaves, i reckon!! out on dat dea plantation , pickin me tobacco!!!

i agree wich y'all...i reckon der aint nothin wrong wit da teen pregnancy, so long as dems kids be married before dat der god o yaz!!

i reckon ima go git me some bacon n grits now, you keep pumpin out dem kids an if i hear one mah peep outta y'alll bout dems homa-sexhals i reckon i'll ring ya neck, ya heah?!?

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN » Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:13 pm

I DO NOT NEED YOUR COMPLEMENTS, YOU SOUTHERN HICK! WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE MY LIFESTYLE!! I AM FREE TO MAKE MY OWN LIFE DECISIONS!! I AM BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE IN MY OWN DISTINCT, SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE WAY! I LEARNED THAT FROM BARACK OBAMA. WHAT AN INSPIRATION!!!! THAT A BLACK PERSON COULD GROW UP AND BECOME ARTICULATE AND SUCCESSFUL! IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!!!! YOU COULD LEARN A THING Or TWO FROM HIM.

MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES ARE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE LIBRARIANS, COUNSELORS FOR INNER-CITY CHILDREN, AND DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS. THEY WILL NOT BE PICKING TOBACCO ON THAT PLANTATION OF YOURS WHICH MAKES MY BUTT SMELL LIKE COCONUT SCENTED DOVE SOAP IN COMPARISON.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by sanichi » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:13 pm

hey, I'm nowhere on that list?! :lol:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by browneyedgirl » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:28 pm

YIPPEE! I got a vote! :D I haven't lost my touch yet! :evil:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:56 pm

sanichi wrote:hey, I'm nowhere on that list?! :lol:
Try insulting more people to raise your annoyance factor.
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Stratowarius » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:06 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:My all time favorite is Stratowarius, he really is my greatest inspiration :jump2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :viking: :w00t:
Neonvomit wrote:AAAAAAAAAA (will kick a man when he's down, or not even wait till then)
You aint seen nothin' yet :lol: :x :evil:
:luv1: Thank you A10. At last someone who has noticed my frenzied attempts to get attention .

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Stealth » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:52 am

NeonVomit wrote:
sanichi wrote:hey, I'm nowhere on that list?! :lol:
Try insulting more people to raise your annoyance factor.
Fuck you!!
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:59 am

Too little, too late 8)
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Stealth » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:22 am

NeonVomit wrote:Too little, too late 8)
:cry:
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by miditek » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:48 am

No Tolkki option? Dammit. ;)






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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:38 am

icecab21 - Has been encouraged too many times in his youth to expression his opinion, will not shut the hell up about things no one cares about. I wish Chris P. Bacon would give him an "ol' fashion' suthan whuppin." His grammar has gotten way better though, anyone else noticed that? I give credit where credit is due :D

Stratowarius - His posts are funny as is, but the strange word choice and unconventional grammar makes it even better. Obviously doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. Says whats on his mind and doesn't seem to care if anyone else likes it or not. Excessive use of smilies frustrates anyone who disagrees with him into submission.

miditek - Somewhat of a snob. If this was elementary school, I would beat him up and take his lunch. I suspect he's a racist and a xenophobe, but his interpretation of many issues is fairly close to mine. I'd hate to admit it, but he's a pretty smart guy. I'd still beat him up and take his lunch though.

browneyedgirl - Definitely has a chip on her shoulder, sometimes doesn't "get" jokes, like when she actually tried to order some stratovarius pens from jens. Obsessed with strange daytime crime dramas, always talks about the "Sara Conner Chronicles". But she's pretty awesome actually, really friendly and level headed, always good to PM with.

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN/Chris P. Bacon/George Zimmer/Etc - Nothing too profound, but it beats talking about Timo Tolkki. Although, not by much.

Hiro23 - Insists on posting when he has absolutely nothing meaningful to contribute to the thread. Typical post is about 8 words and might be something like "I agree, we should wait until the album comes out before we speculate about it" or maybe "you can support RR and I can support Strato and we can get along." I don't skip his posts but I skim them. Sometimes he gets very upset about trivialities such as internal strife in the band. I'm not sure why he takes everything so seriously.

Bathory Killcraft
I like his name. I don't read his posts because they're too long and for some reason are not structured in way which is easy to follow.

Morgana - Always posting cheesy pictures, a few people "ooh" and "ahh" over them. My constant attempts to "bait" her into a flame war always fail. That disappoints me, but i'll keep trying.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by mayhem-for-all » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:05 am

Chris P. Bacon wrote:why git dang, i was thinkin you was plumb stupid till i read dat dere posta yahz!! i reckon we halfa lot in common, sept you be pumpin' out southan babies like dems no tomorroaz!! git me some mo o dem slaves, i reckon!! out on dat dea plantation , pickin me tobacco!!!

i agree wich y'all...i reckon der aint nothin wrong wit da teen pregnancy, so long as dems kids be married before dat der god o yaz!!

i reckon ima go git me some bacon n grits now, you keep pumpin out dem kids an if i hear one mah peep outta y'alll bout dems homa-sexhals i reckon i'll ring ya neck, ya heah?!?
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:I DO NOT NEED YOUR COMPLEMENTS, YOU SOUTHERN HICK! WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE MY LIFESTYLE!! I AM FREE TO MAKE MY OWN LIFE DECISIONS!! I AM BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE IN MY OWN DISTINCT, SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE WAY! I LEARNED THAT FROM BARACK OBAMA. WHAT AN INSPIRATION!!!! THAT A BLACK PERSON COULD GROW UP AND BECOME ARTICULATE AND SUCCESSFUL! IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!!!! YOU COULD LEARN A THING Or TWO FROM HIM.

MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES ARE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE LIBRARIANS, COUNSELORS FOR INNER-CITY CHILDREN, AND DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS. THEY WILL NOT BE PICKING TOBACCO ON THAT PLANTATION OF YOURS WHICH MAKES MY BUTT SMELL LIKE COCONUT SCENTED DOVE SOAP IN COMPARISON.

Here we have it.
Pathetic trolls part 1.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Morgana » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:41 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:My constant attempts to "bait" her into a flame war always fail. That disappoints me, but i'll keep trying.
I don't like wars :) those who know me will say that I'm the most friendly person ever, and my motto is "Make love, not war" :D But about pics - okay, I won't post them anymore :roll:

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