Most annoying poster

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Who is the most annoying poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

AAAAAAAAAA (will kick a man when he's down, or not even wait till then)
5
2%
icecab21 (the RR saga)
6
3%
miditek (the world is about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
3
1%
browneyedgirl (misses the point)
2
1%
NeonVomit (some idiot who keeps making stupid polls and starting trouble)
2
1%
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN (posts make little sense, ALLCAPS)
4
2%
Chris P. Bacon (cannot spell or use correct grammar, KKK)
0
No votes
Bathory Killcraft (closet case)
5
2%
stratoplayer (wants to work in IT so is a natural target)
0
No votes
Xelrog T. Apocalypse (I hate metal/live shows are useless/Dragonforce are the best band ever)
3
1%
George Zimmer (only one post, but possibly the best/worst ever)
0
No votes
5th Tea Sausage (or variants thereof)
1
0%
Ragehead91 (I dunno, why not)
7
3%
JensJohansson (because he is a poll-modifying asshole)
184
83%
 
Total votes: 222

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:29 pm

JensJohansson wrote:
Bathory Killcraft wrote:Vote for me you fags or I 'll gas you.
:lol:

:heil:
OMG! A Hitler emoticon!!!! I did not know that little jewel existed, Ill use him sometime! =P

Thanks, Jens! :D

Yeah, off-topic. Another one of my forum sins, so........

@sanichi, glad to be of help. Its better to laugh than cry, I reckon. :D

WTF? ??? I just noticed Jens on that list! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by stratoplayer » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:43 pm

Goddamned Jenstocracy and admin rights! You'll never get away with it!

FIGHT THE POWA! :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by sanichi » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:50 pm

BEG wrote:@sanichi, glad to be of help. Its better to laugh than cry, I reckon. :D
thanks BEG! :)
Actually they forgot your obsession with houshold chores like vacuum cleaning and dish washing :wink: . Just kidding, you rock and you're invited to come clean at my place anytime you want :D

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:03 pm

Ehhhm Jens, since you are like, so "influential" to the outcome of this poll could you like...eehhm...you know...gimme a few extra votes to pump up my vote count abit? Like, 40-50 votes would be good, I 'm not greedy! :)

Unfortunatelly people here do not acknowledge my greatness! :(
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by stratoplayer » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:46 pm

Bathory Killcraft wrote:Ehhhm Jens, since you are like, so "influential" to the outcome of this poll could you like...eehhm...you know...gimme a few extra votes to pump up my vote count abit? Like, 40-50 votes would be good, I 'm not greedy! :)

Unfortunatelly people here do not acknowledge my greatness! :(
Who are you?


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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:48 pm

Browneyedgirl wrote:Which reminds me, the other night L&O had an episode with Carol Burnett as a black widow and Matthew Lilliard was her........Oh, fuck it, never mind!


:rotflmao1: :rotflmao1: :rotflmao1:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:06 pm

OMG this forum is nostalgic WIN!
:lol:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:32 pm

OH JENS YOU POLL-MODYFYING SON OF A BITCH! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Shurik » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:21 pm

Bathory Killcraft wrote:Ehhhm Jens, since you are like, so "influential" to the outcome of this poll could you like...eehhm...you know...gimme a few extra votes to pump up my vote count abit? Like, 40-50 votes would be good, I 'm not greedy! :)

Unfortunatelly people here do not acknowledge my greatness! :(
How about 666 votes? :twisted: It's just 662 more than you have now (one from me) ...
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by hiro23 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:56 pm

Hiro23 cause he just takes things too damn seriously, that music loving bastard.
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:01 am

Well, I have to say I honestly didn't see that coming.
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by miditek » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:17 am

Bathory Killcraft wrote:Vote for me you fags or I 'll gas you.
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:lol:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:29 am

NeonVomit wrote:Well, I have to say I honestly didn't see that coming.
That's what SHE said! :lol:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Beast_Pete » Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:16 am

Nah, Jens that's just lame. :lol:

Sieg Jens! :heil:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:20 am

Hello friends.
It has come to my attention that my antics are not sufficiently obnoxious. I intend to correct this!

Hence, the new avatar. I hope you enjoy it. But don't enjoy it too much, pervert.
Regards,
AAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN » Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:22 am

MY FRIEND PLEASE PM ME, IT IS VERY IMPORTNAT SORY FOR TYPOSI AM TYPNG WTH ONEC HAND

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:28 am

sanichi wrote:
BEG wrote:@sanichi, glad to be of help. Its better to laugh than cry, I reckon. :D
thanks BEG! :)
Actually they forgot your obsession with houshold chores like vacuum cleaning and dish washing :wink: . Just kidding, you rock and you're invited to come clean at my place anytime you want :D
An idle mind is the Devils workshop! :D
Yeah, I know..........What mind?
:lol: :lol: :lol: I lost mine alooonnggggg time ago! :evil:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by hiro23 » Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:00 am

You could be a neutral bastard like me :D
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:29 am

I need more votes! Vote for me! What do I have to do to make you vote for me?

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:06 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Hence, the new avatar.
:lol:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Luna » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:13 pm

mayhem-for-all wrote:Hey I'm not on the list 8)
So congratulations!
Well,maybe I'd better keep silence 8) 8)
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by emperor_black » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:20 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:I need more votes! Vote for me! What do I have to do to make you vote for me?

:roll:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:23 pm

Damn...good lord...what can I do to get more votes? I have no idea...Ah, now I know:

Being Gay is bad because it has no biological purposes! All gays are evil demons who need to be whiped of the face of this earth! Elton John is TEH SATAN!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by miditek » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:25 pm

miditek - Somewhat of a snob. If this was elementary school, I would beat him up and take his lunch. I suspect he's a racist and a xenophobe, but his interpretation of many issues is fairly close to mine. I'd hate to admit it, but he's a pretty smart guy. I'd still beat him up and take his lunch though.


I LIKED to fight when I was a kid, and it was one of our favorite pastimes in the neighborhood. We'd fight at the bus stop, on the bus, at school, after school, at football games, just about everywhere! That's just kind of how it was growing up in the late '70s. I didn't like bullies, and believe me, there were no shortage of them. Not one of them ever took lunch, money, or anything else away from me. If they tried, they'd get the shit knocked out of them! :lol:

My parents had "two simple rules" about fighting- and violations typically meant getting a belt taken to your backside!

Mom-

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#1 "Don't go around bullying kids or starting fights, or we'll bust your ass!"


Dad-

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#2 "Don't let bullies push you around either, or we'll bust your ass for that too!"


Pretty simple concept, and two good rules to live by!
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:32 pm

Sgt. Slaughter FTW!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:33 pm

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:MY FRIEND PLEASE PM ME, IT IS VERY IMPORTENT SORY FOR TYPOSI AM TYPNG WTH ONEC HAND
Poor Stinky! :cry: So now you are IMPOTENT ? But it can't be that unexpected with all the stress you have to endure and you should try not to worry so much. I am sure you soon will be fit for fight again and it is a good thing you don't have a greengreen Paris that someone here is afflicted with. A sloutching greengreen Paris is an abomination you don't wish for your worst enemy.
Don't hesitate to speak to Saaaaaana production for help. I'm sure they have some sexconsult there for you. :wink:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Chris P. Bacon » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:09 am

Stratowarius wrote:A sloutching greengreen Paris is an abomination you don't wish for your worst enemy.
Slouchin' paris!! well yikes!! I reckon you gots your geographies all mixed up, what ye'z talkin bout aint in no paris, its in da italies! you's be talkin' bout the ol' leanin towera pisa!

be righ' back ya hear? i reckon i gota git me some biscuits, mm-hmm

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:58 pm

:( I will give my twelve points to the 91 and a half % mainman. :wink:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by hiro23 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:41 pm

Well seeing as I'm not on the list maybe that means I'm one of the more likable posters, maybe we can have a poll about that? :lol:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Irinia » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:59 pm

And this is what happens when I don't visit this forum for a few days :lol: :lol:
Well Jens, you got my vote :D Haha! You asked for it anyway :twisted:

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