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Go on, be honest. Whose posts make you want to break stuff?

I've included the classic trolls in here.



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I object, It should be Bathory Killcraft closet case Nazi Fascist racist!

Please make ammends!

Hey I'm not on the list

I object, It should be Bathory Killcraft closet case Nazi Fascist racist!

Please make ammends!

The wheels have been set in motion, there's no stopping it now. You should've shown more National Socialist tendancies earlier.

Of course I voted for Bathory Killcraft. He's in serious mental problems because he is still in the closet and he is too afraid to come out. What a shame... He could live a nice gay life if he had the guts to come out.

mayhem-for-all wrote:Hey I'm not on the list

Yeah I knew I forgot someone

Aw crap, forgot Firedance 22423 too...

NV you little jew

Thank you rikkertje for honouring me with your vote I expect a landslide victory for my party!

People, move your ass and vote. It's your democratic obligation!

Fuffff there's no my name in this list

What point?

browneyedgirl wrote:What point?

Exactly!

browneyedgirl wrote:What point?

nice one, BEG

I voted for the most obvious troll with the most troll acounts.

NeonVomit wrote:

browneyedgirl wrote:What point?

Exactly!

I resemble that remark!

On behalf of Goldie Hawn, The Three Stooges, Chrissy Snow, Gilligan, and Homer---I resent that!

Hey, who voted for me?

Anyway, I'll go with Bathory.

where is the stratowarius option?

My all time favorite is Stratowarius, he really is my greatest inspiration :jump2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :viking: :w00t:

Neonvomit wrote:AAAAAAAAAA (will kick a man when he's down, or not even wait till then)

You aint seen nothin' yet

I would go for A10. No offense, big guy!

HELLO DEAR FRIENDS!

I HAVE FOUND THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER. HERE IT IS:



...AND WHO ARE THEY TO PLAY GOD!?!?
KEEP THE BABIES COMING, FRIENDS!! INTERCOURSE FOREVER!!!

KISSES!!
STINKY

why git dang, i was thinkin you was plumb stupid till i read dat dere posta yahz!! i reckon we halfa lot in common, sept you be pumpin' out southan babies like dems no tomorroaz!! git me some mo o dem slaves, i reckon!! out on dat dea plantation , pickin me tobacco!!!

i agree wich y'all...i reckon der aint nothin wrong wit da teen pregnancy, so long as dems kids be married before dat der god o yaz!!

i reckon ima go git me some bacon n grits now, you keep pumpin out dem kids an if i hear one mah peep outta y'alll bout dems homa-sexhals i reckon i'll ring ya neck, ya heah?!?

I DO NOT NEED YOUR COMPLEMENTS, YOU SOUTHERN HICK! WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE MY LIFESTYLE!! I AM FREE TO MAKE MY OWN LIFE DECISIONS!! I AM BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE IN MY OWN DISTINCT, SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE WAY! I LEARNED THAT FROM BARACK OBAMA. WHAT AN INSPIRATION!!!! THAT A BLACK PERSON COULD GROW UP AND BECOME ARTICULATE AND SUCCESSFUL! IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!!!! YOU COULD LEARN A THING Or TWO FROM HIM.

MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES ARE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE LIBRARIANS, COUNSELORS FOR INNER-CITY CHILDREN, AND DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS. THEY WILL NOT BE PICKING TOBACCO ON THAT PLANTATION OF YOURS WHICH MAKES MY BUTT SMELL LIKE COCONUT SCENTED DOVE SOAP IN COMPARISON.

hey, I'm nowhere on that list?!

YIPPEE! I got a vote! I haven't lost my touch yet!

sanichi wrote:hey, I'm nowhere on that list?!

Try insulting more people to raise your annoyance factor.

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:My all time favorite is Stratowarius, he really is my greatest inspiration :jump2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao1: :viking: :w00t:

Neonvomit wrote:AAAAAAAAAA (will kick a man when he's down, or not even wait till then)

You aint seen nothin' yet

:luv1: Thank you A10. At last someone who has noticed my frenzied attempts to get attention .

NeonVomit wrote:

sanichi wrote:hey, I'm nowhere on that list?!

Try insulting more people to raise your annoyance factor.

Fuck you!!

Too little, too late

NeonVomit wrote:Too little, too late

No Tolkki option? Dammit.







"Of course I can handle it, I'm Keith Fucking Moon!"

icecab21 - Has been encouraged too many times in his youth to expression his opinion, will not shut the hell up about things no one cares about. I wish Chris P. Bacon would give him an "ol' fashion' suthan whuppin." His grammar has gotten way better though, anyone else noticed that? I give credit where credit is due

Stratowarius - His posts are funny as is, but the strange word choice and unconventional grammar makes it even better. Obviously doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. Says whats on his mind and doesn't seem to care if anyone else likes it or not. Excessive use of smilies frustrates anyone who disagrees with him into submission.

miditek - Somewhat of a snob. If this was elementary school, I would beat him up and take his lunch. I suspect he's a racist and a xenophobe, but his interpretation of many issues is fairly close to mine. I'd hate to admit it, but he's a pretty smart guy. I'd still beat him up and take his lunch though.

browneyedgirl - Definitely has a chip on her shoulder, sometimes doesn't "get" jokes, like when she actually tried to order some stratovarius pens from jens. Obsessed with strange daytime crime dramas, always talks about the "Sara Conner Chronicles". But she's pretty awesome actually, really friendly and level headed, always good to PM with.

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN/Chris P. Bacon/George Zimmer/Etc - Nothing too profound, but it beats talking about Timo Tolkki. Although, not by much.

Hiro23 - Insists on posting when he has absolutely nothing meaningful to contribute to the thread. Typical post is about 8 words and might be something like "I agree, we should wait until the album comes out before we speculate about it" or maybe "you can support RR and I can support Strato and we can get along." I don't skip his posts but I skim them. Sometimes he gets very upset about trivialities such as internal strife in the band. I'm not sure why he takes everything so seriously.

Bathory Killcraft
I like his name. I don't read his posts because they're too long and for some reason are not structured in way which is easy to follow.

Morgana - Always posting cheesy pictures, a few people "ooh" and "ahh" over them. My constant attempts to "bait" her into a flame war always fail. That disappoints me, but i'll keep trying.

Chris P. Bacon wrote:why git dang, i was thinkin you was plumb stupid till i read dat dere posta yahz!! i reckon we halfa lot in common, sept you be pumpin' out southan babies like dems no tomorroaz!! git me some mo o dem slaves, i reckon!! out on dat dea plantation , pickin me tobacco!!!

i agree wich y'all...i reckon der aint nothin wrong wit da teen pregnancy, so long as dems kids be married before dat der god o yaz!!

i reckon ima go git me some bacon n grits now, you keep pumpin out dem kids an if i hear one mah peep outta y'alll bout dems homa-sexhals i reckon i'll ring ya neck, ya heah?!?

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:I DO NOT NEED YOUR COMPLEMENTS, YOU SOUTHERN HICK! WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICIZE MY LIFESTYLE!! I AM FREE TO MAKE MY OWN LIFE DECISIONS!! I AM BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE IN MY OWN DISTINCT, SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE WAY! I LEARNED THAT FROM BARACK OBAMA. WHAT AN INSPIRATION!!!! THAT A BLACK PERSON COULD GROW UP AND BECOME ARTICULATE AND SUCCESSFUL! IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!!!! YOU COULD LEARN A THING Or TWO FROM HIM.

MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES ARE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE LIBRARIANS, COUNSELORS FOR INNER-CITY CHILDREN, AND DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS. THEY WILL NOT BE PICKING TOBACCO ON THAT PLANTATION OF YOURS WHICH MAKES MY BUTT SMELL LIKE COCONUT SCENTED DOVE SOAP IN COMPARISON.

Here we have it.
Pathetic trolls part 1.

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:My constant attempts to "bait" her into a flame war always fail. That disappoints me, but i'll keep trying.

I don't like wars those who know me will say that I'm the most friendly person ever, and my motto is "Make love, not war" But about pics - okay, I won't post them anymore