Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:12 pm

Kosmo wrote:No, i was just eating sandwiches. :(
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MULTIPLE sandwiches?? Your haunches must be as pronounced as mine! :eyes

Tell me....do you also suffer from societal castigation on account of your lackluster physical appearance? :nervous: :nervous:
Can we be loved? :cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Kosmo » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:06 pm

No i don't suffer from societal castigation, since my haunches are not as majestical as yours. :) We can all be loved, even you with that big ol' ass.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AGAG » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:32 am

I think that would make him MORE loved in some circles.. do you live in the stone age?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:44 am

AGAG wrote:I think that would make him MORE loved in some circles.. do you live in the stone age?
In hindsight therein lies the problem. Due to my assymetrically large haunches, any formation of humans around me assumes the shape of an ellipse. I can NEVER be the center of attention. :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AGAG » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:03 am

You get along with the wrong kind of humans. That kind of exuberance and shape would get, to the least, worshiped in the right place. Even the most famous of the living sculptors would like the pleasure to round that assymetry of yours.. salvadorean media would make it a national symbol..
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:37 am

:) It appears I've been gone for to long,

Where was I when this happened,

I battled ninja style, to increase my kin,

As well as my chi,

Now I come to find this.

Negotiating or compromising?

Adhere to your hands

Stick to your beliefs,

Quack, Quack, Quack.



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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:55 am

I was scouring this forum for more quotable material when I stumbled upon my favorite poem written by my good friend and former lover Stratowarius.
Stratowarius wrote: Nea!

You bought a cat and a dog,
And why not a little frog,
And there a sticky hog,
Mjaus,vafs, quacks and slog.

And in no time at all,
You are ready to call,
A friend with some keep,
Where you can put them to sleep,

And with no conscience on your mind,
So easy you will find,
A law, that for animals is totally blind.
As a tribute to "her", I will perform a "cover" of this material. I hope that I can do justice to the original.

NEA's Sin
Originally by Stratowarius.
"Cover" by A10
Copyright 2010 - Living Poets Society
Caracas, Vuvuzuela, Phallustine, Texas, Antares. All but a speck of lint on Priapus' cock.


NEA!

Your figure is faint within the fog,
But you can't hind behind your smog-
You bought a toad, you bought a hog,
A whining cat and sticky frog.

A slithering serpent, a surly shrew,
A mangled mutt with a bone to chew,
A prickly prawn, a proud parrot,
A fuzzy ferret who likes Keith Jarrot-

You took these slivering, shaking beasts,
Baptized them with Christian priests,
Then crammed them in a metal cage,
And you sat back to watch them rage.

Feathers were flying, fur was torn,
Mating occurred and mutants were born,
Part shrew, part frog, African Grey,
And that's just what came in today.

And you- you butchered these beasties with a blunt bar,
You snapped off their wings and threw them afar,
You stomped on their haunches, you pulled off each phallus,
You chewed off their feathers with intentions of malice

You've shown an alarming lack of acumen,
But its alright because they are not human, :eyes
All I will say about your killing spree:
Humans are blind but Priapus can see :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:27 am

:) Thank you for the "tribut". Fully acceptable geniality.
But, but, now you have problem with you sight again. You ought to talk to some optician or why not a sensibilityexpert, since you neither can see or feel the difference between girls and guys. This "her" in quotation marks is really astonishing and a bit annoying. And when I have your attention I will ask you how your timecomprehension works. The word "former"seems not to have the same signification for us two.. Do you mean something occuring in the past at earlier times when something happened yesterday? Well well...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:03 am

:) Higher we go? I say lower we go!

I am blind, but can I see you?

I say I am blind and I CANNOT see you!

Find more about your emotions!?

I say find less about your emotions!!

Noone ever catch the falling star?

I say nobody can ever, NOT catch the falling star!

God damn Stratovarius!

And I repeat and say,

God damn Stratovarius!




Jeremia No name No flame.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:01 am

:( And so come to an end,

My perilous journey,

I learned that some people are jealous,

Jealous of my goats,

But my goats are my sons,

They help me see,

The white furry on the hill,

And that is something,

Every dawn and dusk.




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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AGAG » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:58 am

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote::) Now...I may say that I am never home,

Many people stopped by long ago,

They got bored, but that's all right,

I have a voice for every scratch,

I have a picture for every minute,

A sun for every inch,

They don't care, but that is okay,

I just blame every flight I have taken,

I have a part in me that gives a shit,

Putting a stone over a stone...



AGAG
I'm fond of that, I'm with the stones again, some wooden things and of course not a dog in sight, I think that furry thing is resting somewhere else, no one knows me that much. I find it strange that I see this until now, maybe better? appropiate?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:08 am

:) To my brothers, vote chavez,

He will wave our flag, he will impress,

He knows how to play checkers, he even knows chess,

But futbal is his finest success.



Is this good?
JaJaJaJaJa.

ps. when strato come play venezuela?!
Sorry my english.

venezuela_boy

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Kosmo » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:43 am

Did i tell you guys about the time when i was exploring the amazons..With a grizzly bear wearing a tophat?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:20 am

:) Illusion is the first of all pleasures! :P


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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:25 am

We are brothers because we share the same parents,

Mother Nature and father Time,

And that is bad, very, very, bad,

Because mother Nature is sexually promiscuous,

And father Time is an abusive Deadbeat.

This thoughts may seem disconnected...


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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:10 am

:) Unfortunately, it's simply not possible,

To know more about someone,

Without spending time with them,

And seeing how they really are.


One former girlfriend had a cat,

That did not like me, but she claimed,

That it was not my fault,

And that the house was actually haunted,

By her late sister-in-law's ghost,

Which was why the cat was upset,

After that, I headed for the exit...



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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Kosmo » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:16 am

Image

Maybe i should start to dress like that. :shock:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:38 am

:( I don't think it is a good idea-if you aren't very sunburned. The other kids in the sandheap will mob you. Have you got rid of your virus now? Are you allowed to go out and play? :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Kosmo » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:56 pm

Yeah it's pretty much gone, only minor flu stuff now.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:43 am

:) I believe in Karma-which is a form of reincarnation,

I also believe in Karma in this lifetime,

And I have seen it work many times,

Karma exists,

If a person mistreats, or humiliates someone else,

The offending person will get like treatment eventuelly,

It always works!

That is why I never get hurt over attempts to hurt me,

I just laugh and go on my merry way,

Reaping what a person sows,

Is another way to put it...


BEG, dec 2003.




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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:16 am

BrownEyedGirl, I salute you! You often say what is on my mind and make me feel good and confirmed :)

-ME!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AGAG » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:32 am

You seem to be desummarizing people on this forum, a goal we can all look forward to :)
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Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:11 am

Stratowarius 2.0 wrote:BrownEyedGirl, I salute you! You often say what is on my mind and make me feel good and confirmed :)

-ME!

But, but. I CONSTANTLY express myself with relative ease. :bounce1: :banana1: :banana2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :comfort: :comfort: :luv3: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:17 am

:) So much hate. :cry:

So much negativity, :cry:

There are so much positive things. :D

Things with Strato. :music:

But then again. :luv4:

After sun comes rain. :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella: :umbrella:


/Tjabo.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:26 pm

You seem to be articulated at or towards the back of the oral passage-with an other word BIGANUSANUS, the rear excretory opening of the alimentary canal, witch can indicate a personality characterized by parsimony, meticulousness or other traits typical of the stage of sexual development during which a child is concerned with faeces. :)

-ME! :bigok:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:21 pm

Oh! You are probably looking for the "Hot (or not) red head thread" 8) ...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:57 pm

:) Ebert Hubbard once said"Never explain-

Your friends do not need it,

And your enemies will not believe you anyway",

I think that this is a wise quote,

We learned not to waste time,

Trying to change their mind,


I've on the other hand met people,

With serious behaviour issues,

Who are completely unapologetic,

I know someone who was a complete compulsive liar,

He'd make up obviously fabricated stories,

All the time...


(huh)



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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:28 pm

:x I dont like the name Revolution Renaissance either . Stratovarius is a good bandname RR sounds like something from Sovjetunion. Renaissance is pretentious bullshit. :lol:

-me
April 2008

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:59 pm

I appreciate that you are coming here to clarify the situation, but i personally consider it morally wrong to publicize our private emails... :? Capisce! :x


No idea when! Sometimes 2009 I think. Can't remember EVERYTHING! Capisce. :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:27 pm

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:I appreciate that you are coming here to clarify the situation, but i personally consider it morally wrong to publicize our private emails... :? Capisce! :x


No idea when! Sometimes 2009 I think. Can't remember EVERYTHING! Capisce. :x
Who is talking now, your ass or your head?

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