Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
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3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
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5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
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4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
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3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
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2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
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3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
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13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
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9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:30 pm

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote: The Baker called me a MISERERE and that was NOT easy to take,
So I have stolen all his rhymes and made a remake,
That is my revenge and for his own sake,
I hope he understands, that he better has to stay with his bake,
Or, otherwise, I will him by his fucking ears shake-and-shake...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok, I'm departing now. See you in Phallustine! :)
I hope you guys like sauteed buncombes... 8)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:04 pm

I will bring the finest green bean casserole you will ever see. Topped with melted Gouda cheese and mixed with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The kids will love it!
I must go, for the casserole is getting cold. 8)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:16 am

:lol: :lol: Oh you Americans! Always food and no love! :roll: :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:02 pm

:shock: :shock: HUHHUH! What is the meaning with this?

You, Baker A10, invited Arnold and me to a Thanksgiving party under your bed, in the brown Box, ten minutes from Icecar, in Seattle, in the state of Washington, in US. Yes???

And we came!

BUT WHERE ARE YOU AND THE REST OF THE GANG?

In Phallustine. :x :x :x :x

The door was open here and we (Arnold and I) came together. We were met by 14 very,very ugly, angry, wildly pecking, kackeling and screaming big birds...First they refused to leave the Box, but Arnold, that is a strong and resolute guy, killed two of them, with his bare hands and that seemed to have the right effect. They fled out without control, and under strange and protesting flappings and sounds. To never be seen. Again!.

We understood, that we were stranded in a foreign country and Arnold was very, very hungry, so we made a party-room under your bed and ate the emu and the troglodyte-steak, while we put the two just killed, now headless and not SO ugly creatures, in your big bakeoven.

We also found all your frozen hash-muffins. And the hashmeal. So I made a really good pie of that. We have a hell of a time and Arnold is so happy he can be. We don't miss you so much and I am more than grateful over that Heinzy-Panzy didn't show up.

We will stay here in the hash-bliss untill your freezer is empty and we wish you all a likewise happy Thanksgiving.

Bless you and bless America!


:rvd: :beer: :luv1:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:12 am

HUH!
It is true that I, AAAAAAAAAA, invited you for a thanksgiving orgy under my bed, in the brown box. Butt, come on, I thought it obvious that it was not the original brown box ten minutes from the iceberg.

Any old caprylic could recount the story of Igor Danylenko, without thinking twice (#2 - Spicy beijing beef).

Remember?

I criticized the golden country of Ukraine, his homeland, and he flew into a massive rage. And so, my modest brown house was smashed to pieces, ass well ass my onion-muffin-oven. Now, the remains of the brown box have been sold to a man named K. Rouster, who uses it for farmland to support his (once) thriving restaurant business.

Thus, I decided to take refuge in Phallustine, Phallus, Texas, on the ranch with Onkel. It has been a very slow thanksgiving day, since Stinky will not share the strawberry icecream and his children are spoiled brats. Furthermore, being new here, I am unfamiliar with the local customs and am quite unsure about which position is appropriate.

To be honest, I have VERY mixed feelings about that fatto with whome you are so often seen these days, and I wonder if that lard-butt put these thoughts into your head to ditch my thanksgiving orgy and instead partake in a night of forbidden romance in my former home. Dare I say it...what a broadside. AGAIN! :x :pissed3:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:34 pm

:) Oh dear, oh dear! But of course, I remember very well, your red-hot fury, over Igors malicious outburst, and his destruction of your beautiful faeces-coloured Box, ten minutes from Icelorry. :roll:

Arnold knew your new address, Boxstreet 34, (Lightblue pepperstew on spinach-sausages) where he lived with you, after he delivered Aberaber and ruined mr Rousters kebab.

Remember? :roll:

So we went there directly and I am sorry, that I need to tell you, that your Box doesn't look exactly the same, as when you left it. Arnold got a blood-sugar-fall, with a tantrum, when there were no more steaks and he made some refurnishing like in mr Rousters kebab. But he spared your bed and the orgy-room underneath.

I'm not so sure I will stay here any longer. Arnold is very moody and needs his steaks. Just now he is chasing lost ugly birds and I can hear how they defend their scrawny necks, with hide and feathers. He is like a child and sometimes very charming and funny. But also a real broadside.

Jaja, this has been an original Thanksgiving and I am going home with mixed-up feelings, to say the least. Maybe I take Arnold with me, since I am rather sure that your temper will rise, to a for Arnold unhealthy level, when you find your furniture in a heap and your fridge an freezer totally empty.

Butt, butt the orgy-place is sacred. :oops:

God bless you and God bless America! Again!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:01 pm

Did you say Butt?

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:lol: 8)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:07 am

:wink: Do you like girls? I do! :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by HinatAArcticA » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:46 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:30 am

It was as I suspected then. She is a lesbi, yes?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:32 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:I will bring the finest green bean casserole you will ever see. Topped with melted Gouda cheese and mixed with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. The kids will love it!
I must go, for the casserole is getting cold. 8)

Food, Food Food. No love whatsoever. In Granada! There it is little food but a lot of LOVE

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:53 am

On top! On top! And tomorrow I feel another poem coming. Maybe...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:26 am

GAGAGA Bah. IGNORE

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:13 pm

:lol: :lol: Is there anyone you don't have ignored now? Why all that ignoring? Jump over what you know you don't like.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:36 am

:shock: I Would never ignore you. Never! How About that? And my other question?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:32 pm

:lol: Thank you, but I am not THATadventurous... :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:38 am

:( Oh I had really hoped for another answer! :cry:

Would you not reconsider? :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:40 am

:shock: Haven't I answered this before? Ok I write a PM. Again! Huh! So tiresome! :shock:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Arnold Layne » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:11 am

What are you two up to? May I, Arnold, come to play? :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:25 am

It's a joke. Try one of these:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:39 am

It is too late for you now. I will sleep in your dreams, but in reality I have to go to work. Byebye!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by GAGAGO » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:00 am

JOKE?????

This is merde caramba no joke. Sharpen up. :x :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:31 pm

:)
Little Boxes, little Boxes,
Little Boxes with Ovens and orgy Beds,
Little Boxes of Ticky-Tacky and made for ugly Birds.

There was the first one, killed by Igor,
Then a second one, that even that got Mortis Rigor,
They were both made of Ticky-Tacky,
and they looked much the same.

And the Baker went into business,
In the second box, made of Ticky-Tacky,
He baked Muffins for all the Hicky-Hacky
And some were made of Hashmeal,some were onionred,
Some were full of Garlic, but tasted Gingerbread.
But the Muffins in the little Box made him good cred.

Then came Arnold,on visit, the whole way from Leeds,
But he got a Big Tantrum, from the baked Weeds,
So he attacked the little Box, built of Ticky-Tacky,
And Huh, he made it a Turkey-Kackey.
So there can't be more Muffins, in that Boxer-shacky,
And no Ticky-Tackyorgies. and no Fucky-Facky,
In the brown little Box made of Ticky-Tacky and snot.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sun Dec 25, 2011 8:28 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:On top! On top! And tomorrow I feel another poem coming. Maybe...
That tomorrow must be another day! Where have you disappeared to? I miss you!

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Post by GAGAGO » Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:11 am

:lol: :lol: You were betting on the wrong horse. He is out!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:53 pm

:cry: HUH I refuse to listen to you...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:02 pm

:(

Aber doch!It came to pass in our days from Angela Merkel, that we should be Greektaxed, so we went to Berlin and were ruined from our last euro. It was Aberaber, me and Goal. And she was very pregnant.

She brought forth her son, wrapped him and laid him in the backseat of my Esel bought 1966, since the motor got wrecked, between Berlin and Mödrath.

Suddenly in the dark Midwinter-Christmas-night we saw a bright light. We thought it was some alien, but it was only an angel and she said.

"Behold! I bring you tidings of great joy. This half-mulatt-child in the backseat, of this old Esel, will grow up to be the greatest of basket-players"!

What? A basket-player. Then it couldn't be the guitarraplayer from Finland, that Goal had suggested as father. So the angel solved our DNA-problem, with lawyers and all that shit.

A basket-player? Aber doch! So mr Rose where are you?Philippines? Oh, I understand now why you had to run away, to the other side of the Earth. But, you can read my German lips. You shall be here with the first flight you can find! CAPISCE! Or I will personally come there and take you in your fucking half-brown ears and drag you all the way!

We think of calling him Arnold Derrick...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Derrick Rose » Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:36 am

Stratoforum-message from Derrick Rose to the Stockhausen family:

Oh me, oh my! I have resumed my career here in the United States as a basket-player. Although I am pleased to know that I have become very BIG in China.....and not THAT big! :roll: :lol:

Butt of course, for the good news! Lovely Goal, I am shocked, and now in great happiness and joy to find that I am the father of your little one! It has always been a dream of mine, but the AHEM, "ladies" where I come from simply would not "do"! And what better news that knowing how this little one will become the greatest of basket-players: better than me, than fellow Stratoforum-poster Michael Jordan, and my hated rival Lebron James! So pleased am I that this little one will be my successor! :)

Butt, there is a problem! With no longer being locked-out, I sadly report that I cannot see our newborn little one until the end of the basket-season. Butt the good part is, I am working very-very hard for my millions of American dollars, and will have us set for life, and the next life, and all lives after that! So IF lovely Goal and the great father Karlheinz can wait somehow, I will fly to Germany with more money than even Arnold Layne can devour! :P :) I hope he still does not have ill feelings for my mulatto-self!

Please send my best greetings and wishes to little Arnold Derrick as the new year brings us great joy.

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Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:44 pm

:) Aber doch Derrick! It was a very nice message from you, and I will take the oportunity to welcome you in our little Mödrath-family. I have Googled you and understand that you work as a ballthrower.

You throw balls in baskets? Yes? And people pay to see you, so you and someother tall lightbrownies do just that for a lucrative living. Throw balls in baskets together. :roll: :oops: Baskets with hole in the bottom so they (the balls also) don't stay there. :roll: :roll: Jaja!

But you are however very welcome here, even if we don't have that sort of baskets here in Mödrath. Daughter Goal is very much in love with you and Arnold Derrick is a copy of you, so I think you will be happy to see him.

But, but, there is always a but isn't it? Goal comes from a Neanderthalfamily in Leeds and for less then 50 years ago they lived in caves and were cannibals. So I must warn you. She is very passionate, as you maybe like, but also very hungry for blood and something can go terribly wrong. So my advice to you is to be careful when...ah you know...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:33 am

:) Aber doch Derrick. This interview has come to my attention and I am very happy.


CHICAGO SPORT NEWS

Our Derrick Rose participated yesterday in portions of the CHICAGO BULLS morning-shoot-around and reporter K Johnson talked with him.

"I heard that you sprained your left big toe, on tuesday in Minnesota, and had to wear a walking boot"

"Yes, but it was only a precaution!"

"Huh, and I also heard that you got a son in Germany"

"Yes, I am very happy! He is called Arnold Derrick and his mother is called Goal."!

"Huh! So she is a German girl"?

"I don't really know what she is. She is from Leeds in England I think, but she is adopted by Stockhausen in Germany"!

"Huh! That Stockhausen?"

"Yes and she is a twin to Arnold Layne".

"Huh! Is she that fat too? Haha!"

"No, but she is a cannibal and her family recently lived in caves in the English Highlands".

"HUH".

"Yes she belongs to the minority-people of Neanderthales and is a bit livertbloodthirsty".

"HUH"!

"Yes, but it was an angel, a Christmasangel, that said, that my son Arnold Derrick should be the worlds best basketplayer ever."

"HUH"

"Yes, and ass soon ass we have finished this tournament I will move to Mödrath in Germany"

"HUH".

"Yes, I will leave Chicago Bulls, I think, and take all my dollars with me. They love mulattodollars in Europe, you know"!

"HUH HUH..."

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