Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
0
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon May 11, 2015 1:20 am

Kahlúa is a popular coffee liqueur! :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Mon May 11, 2015 5:09 am

Try ice 101, 100 proof peppermint schnapps. Its like Christmas in your mouth! :D :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon May 11, 2015 9:37 am

:( Oh dear. Are there "No Alcohol-Kaluas" and "100% Peppermintshnapps", without schnapps? Christmas in May? Is that OK? With Rudolph and his red muzzle in the green grass? Schnapppsing 100% Peppermintschnapps?

What sort of schnapps do you prefer?






I love that word SCHNAPPS!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Mon May 11, 2015 9:52 am

Well, any type of fruit you like, they probably have a schnapps liquor already available. But schnapps is usually fruity flavored. As for the Christmas in may, well it gets you so drunk you turn into Santa clause! :lol: And a non alcoholic coffee cold drink would probably be iced coffee!! Have fun! I usually stick with beer now. Haven't turned into Santa clause for a long time!! :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Mon May 11, 2015 1:28 pm

:) Raspberryschnapps? Yum yum!


And I think you are a very nice Santa. Even in May...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Tue May 12, 2015 4:20 am

Last time I had banana schnapps(99 bananas}, I kept hitting my head off the pavement. I hope you try out the raspberry schnapps! :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Tue May 12, 2015 10:17 am

:shock: Raspberryschnapps retracted! Calici-virus found in the berries! Outrage in Sweden! Can't trust alcohol as viruskiller... :roll:

Going bananas. (99)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Wed May 13, 2015 3:48 am

Test the goats for shnappes. Maybe kööski will know more! :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Wed May 13, 2015 12:59 pm

:( Kööski? Kööski doesn't know a thing about goats. He is a journalist. Haha!
Goat-aliens are allergic to raspberries and that knows everyone. Except Kööski.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu May 14, 2015 12:57 am

I'm in love with goats
This morning I had a bowl of oats
Cheese of the goats down our throats
Put them all in a lake, they floats

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu May 14, 2015 10:24 am

:) Thank you for the rhymes! :)


But!


I don't like a single goat,

They try to gobble up all my oat,

The only thing they are good for is Tzatzikisause,

And with that geggamojja, I will stuff my throat.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri May 15, 2015 5:54 am

I'm eating poop
Drain all the Turds and put it in a soup
You won't find these lyrics in a jazz group
Now it's time to go back in the chicken coop

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Fri May 15, 2015 7:53 am

:)

Oh, you thought you made a scoop,

When you told us about your poop,

But it was no news at all,

To hear about your fuck, your pee and your shitball...

:wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri May 15, 2015 6:59 pm

My eyes! My fucking eyes!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Sat May 16, 2015 8:57 am

Eat a pizza
So obese I've got amnesia
To get me off the couch they'll need spinal anesthesia
Defecating on the carpet, an idea

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat May 16, 2015 11:24 am

:)

Defecating must be a bad idea,

If you are not visiting North Korea,

But there you can gladly orea,

Since they gave you both Gonorrhea,

And Diarrhoea...

in the Kim Jong un pizzerea...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat May 16, 2015 11:27 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:My eyes! My fucking eyes!
What is fucking wrong with your fucking eyes? :? :? :oops:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat May 16, 2015 8:49 pm

All I want to do is kiss
Put me in a state of total bliss
My cock emerging from the abyss
In a few years we'll reminisce


I'm obsessed with butts
Let me all up in your guts
Explode all over with these nuts
Look at my penis, it's covered in cuts


I cut jello into cubes
And I'm obsessed with your boobs
My face laid across your fallopian tubes
Somebody should shave your pubes

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Sat May 16, 2015 9:40 pm

Little to gross even for you is it not? Do not forget that you are Gay and not are interested in girls bobs and tubes.

I ask you again have you no other interest than gaysex so keep to that.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun May 17, 2015 6:27 am

:x :x Maybe I want to touch a pussy

:x :x Maybe I want to experience fully

:x :x Maybe I want to be straight purely

:x :x Maybe I want to think impurely

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue May 19, 2015 10:21 am

:eyes :crazy1: :cyclop: :huh: :shud: :errrr: :comfort:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed May 20, 2015 8:05 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Wed May 20, 2015 10:13 am

:D :oops:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sat May 23, 2015 9:03 am

:) I'm all Sunshine and Rainbows and Death Metal and Shit.

Dick Butt.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun May 24, 2015 7:01 am

Image

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu May 28, 2015 7:35 am

There's a baby in my ass
Titties as hard as glass
Forgot to mow the grass
In need of a pregnancy class

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Kööski » Thu May 28, 2015 10:03 am

You only get six or seven chances with me. That is it.


Dick Butt.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu May 28, 2015 11:14 am

:)
There was a man from Berlin,

His arse was made out of tin,

It was sharp like a knife,

Ja, so said his wife,

And used it to sharpen her pin.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat May 30, 2015 7:54 am

The man had a huge penis
He was like Hubble, a genius
When they see us
We'll take a shuttle bus
To the earth's crust
Meanwhile in Berlin
They only think of penis

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat May 30, 2015 8:59 am

:oops:

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