Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
0
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by jam » Sun Jun 21, 2015 1:58 pm

fuck wrote:Flavio is back
And we know he smokes crack
He fucks so many men he had a heart attack
Cocks down his throat causes a asthma attack

congratulation, is the perfect song to cannibal corpse.

I remember listen why one guy from other music school showme in the past and after i start to have nightmares

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Jun 21, 2015 10:15 pm

Go fuck yourself Flavio.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by jam » Sun Jun 21, 2015 11:47 pm

well, is casual that is your name and you are a happy penis, or this is that your avatar.

The problem is that i got a google message that shout me. "Go fuck yourself Flavio" Awesome, Google is mad with...?

but the most wrong is that this "Go fuck yourself Flavio" sayd it in the name to one guy "jens.panix"

that not is very nice to he that whatever persons insult in his name. haha

Thanks to god or thanks to nature or evil or whatever stuff that cross for you head that happy penises no exist in the real life, i mean, that yourself exist only back one pc. haha

but the poor jens was kicked all the time for yourself why if we use google brower, yahoo or bing, i mean, massive browsers, "jens.panix" put in huge screen the face of one guy of here.

I think that yourself need put your crazy stuff in private, if you love the gay sex, do it in private and not try to shout a "gay pride" in the world, and less in a metal band forum why dont looks very good hahaha

Nothing against the homosexuality He?, but be a homosex man dont mean that yourself need be a disaster, i dont know if yourself understand, all the persons is free to choice his sexuality but with respect hahaha

I will copy to your buddies now, \m/ , I hope do it correctly

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:17 pm

fuck wrote:Flavio is back
And we know he smokes crack
He fucks so many men he had a heart attack
Cocks down his throat causes a asthma attack

Hi there brother Fack,

Both Flavio and I are back,

But he risks to get a ban-attack,

And I am rhyme-rusty in my track...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:38 pm

Welcome back hubble! :D

Here's some rhymes :P


Meanwhile I'm eating a pizza
And making love to a zebra
It kicked me so hard he gave me amnesia
Need to take the pain away with a margarita

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:17 pm

:lol: :lol: Veery good rhymes... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:29 am

There was once a man with two dicks
His mom would make this favorite cake mix
Up all night masturbating until a lunar eclipse
Theres more secrects in his bag of tricks

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:05 am

:)

There is a guy with FOUR dicks,

And he has to use some sly tricks,

When he needs to pee,

He must hide the THREE,

Or he looks like a cow, with teat-hockey-sticks.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:17 pm

:D :D :D

Man is addicted to porn
Everyday he eats corn
Naked as the day he was born
Every sperm he had as stillborn
Dinosaur sex makes him reborn

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:08 am

:)

A gayguy was too much in porn,

And soon he was gaypornforlorn,

His brain was full of fuck,

So he ENDED up, an eunuck,

Very, very sadbad, so don't you him scorn...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by doc_holliday » Thu Jun 25, 2015 2:15 pm

i love dinosaur porn

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:31 am

Today we drank piss
And gave a dog a big kiss
While smoking crack in the abyss
This rhyme you will dismiss

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:06 am

:lol:

A guy his dog did kiss,

But it wasn't a so big bliss,

He has problems when he piss,

And his nose he must dismiss...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:24 pm

In love with a zebra
I take her out to eat a pizza
She has nice stripes like a hyena
Don't want to take her to Korea
If she goes there, they will eat her
Maybe take her to see gorgonzola in Argentina

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:29 am

:lol:

The Congress now is saying,

YES to your's and Zebras wedding,

And even if someone is dreading,

The sight of you two's bedding,

Together now, you loving two,

Can be ONE in Paenis Zoo...

:luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Jun 27, 2015 10:27 pm

:) :) :) :)

On the day of the zebra wedding
A member of Isis did a beheading
Playing a guitar, shredding, shredding
There was zebra blood all over the bedding
Here lays the gay man, sweating

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:04 am

:? Can you hear the echo here? Hohoho!


Breaking news from Paenis zoo,

Sebrawife was cut in two,

Muslimgangstas her beheaded,

When she just was happy wedded,

To the guitarraguy that always shredded,

But in blood and sweat now is embedded...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:29 am

:D :D :D :D
I'm addicted to horse sex
Animal sex is whats next
Defecation from a tyrannasaurus rex
Herpes and negAtive effects
That's what you get for having sex with a t rex

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:49 am

:shock:

Huh! Today I overslept,

So you have to accept,

There are no rhymes for your horsesex,

Or for our friend that Dinorex.


:cry: :cry: :cry: Still tired...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:43 pm

Sleep my friend, sleep
Later we will take a ride in my jeep
Then have sex with a sheep
Yes I am an animal sex creep

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:45 am

:shock: Huh. Late again...

After ten hours of deep sleep,

We might take a ride in your jeepheep,

But if you insist to be a sheepcreep,

I jump out with a very high leap,

And if you then try to crocodileweep,

I will only say haha and bleep bleep,

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:40 pm

I stick my dick in toast
With ketchup and mayonnaise And between the pot roast
My dick is now swollen, it hurts the most
When I die, there will be a gay ghost

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:18 am

:oops: :oops: Bye a new toaster... :? Or a new dick... :roll: :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:30 pm

Do you like peanut butter and jelly on toast? :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:22 am

:)

You sound like my Mutter,

When you ask about butter,

And what with that jellyjam?

You mean Flavio or jamnamnam?

But why not ham?

Is this a vegan-dick-scam?

I eat cheese on my roast,

It has less sugar in the toast.

:wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:25 pm

If you put your penis in bread

You will have a swollen head

And it will turn bright red

Watch out for the living dead

:wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:56 pm

:(

Huh! Suddenly I got tired of fucks and penises! Yours and others! Even as symbols is it boring to write about the same things, all the time, so I leave it for now...

PFFFFffff for dicks...and fucks, in bread, cereals,melons, roast, toasts, ghosts, goats, sheep, cows, frogs, or whatever... :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:11 pm

Sorry. We can rhyme about flavio. :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:29 pm

:? Who? I say WHO can rhyme on Flavio? Slavio? Dravio? Octavio? :lol: :lol: Impossible. Incomprehensible. But maybe that is symptomatic...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:33 pm

Homosexual rhymes with flavio. :lol:

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