Most nicest poster
Sexo butt es mi favorito.
EDIT: Flavio was here but he got deleted already!
I dedicate this song to him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJKSqnTylI
EDIT: Flavio was here but he got deleted already!
I dedicate this song to him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJKSqnTylI
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:ola: :ola:
Paenispage nr 95. yippppppiy... perv
Paenispage nr 95. yippppppiy... perv
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Dancing pageparty? Too soon?
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It's never too soon
To bark at the moon
While having sex with a baboon
Just don't get caught in a typhoon
To bark at the moon
While having sex with a baboon
Just don't get caught in a typhoon
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There was a man in Rangoon,
He was a rich drugbaron,
But he lost his bad life,
To his greedy gangstawife,
She said "Haha, not a minute too soon...
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I have eaten all the potatoes
And made spaghetti sauce with tomatoes
Later on my ass exploded like a volcano
My shit was all colors of the rainbow
And made spaghetti sauce with tomatoes
Later on my ass exploded like a volcano
My shit was all colors of the rainbow
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I say tomahto, you say tomato,
I say potahto, you say potato,
Potahto, tomato,tomahto, potato,
So let us call this poem off.
You can peel your tomato,
And I will boil my potahto,
Tomato, potahto, tomatho, potato,
There we have a nice soupstoff.
That we can salute with a big poffpoffpoff...
I say potahto, you say potato,
Potahto, tomato,tomahto, potato,
So let us call this poem off.
You can peel your tomato,
And I will boil my potahto,
Tomato, potahto, tomatho, potato,
There we have a nice soupstoff.
That we can salute with a big poffpoffpoff...
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My dick is stuck in a watermelon
And in my butt there is a lemon
Stuck in a fruit rebellion
The juices are burning like venom
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There was the gay with a fruitdemon,
That had intercourse with a lemon,
But it made him so sour and grumpy,
And hurt his too little stumpy,
So he wished he could use a watermelon...
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There was once a man who loved to puke
His name was little dick Luke
He wanted to nuke the gookes
Aiming his dick so he could shoot
All the women he did spook
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I once had a dear friend called Luke,
That had a sad habit to puke,
But he went too far,
And exploded like a neutron-star,
When he swallowed and puked a loaded mini-nuke...
:pissed4:
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Our minds are so dirty
These boners are so sturdy
With my collection of Barbie
The blowjobs make me so thirsty
Tonight there will be a party
The only rules are no darkies
These boners are so sturdy
With my collection of Barbie
The blowjobs make me so thirsty
Tonight there will be a party
The only rules are no darkies
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"No reason to get excited,"
The thief, he kindly spoke,
"There are many here among us,
Who feel that life is but a joke."
Dylan
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"There must be some way out of here"
Said the joker to the thief,
There is too much confusion,
I can't get no relief,
But you and I,we have been through that
And this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely,
The hour is getting late.
Said the joker to the thief,
There is too much confusion,
I can't get no relief,
But you and I,we have been through that
And this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely,
The hour is getting late.
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Still Dylan, but rehashed...
Businessmen, they drink my wine,
Plowmen dig my earth,
None of them along the line,
Know what any of it is worth,
All along the watchtower princes,
Kept the view,
While all the women, came and went.
Barefoot servants too,
Outside in the distance,
A wildcat did growl,
Two riders were approaching,
The wind began to howl.
Enough Dylan for now?
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Can there be enough Dylan?
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Ok then...
It ain't no use in calling out my name,
Like you never done before,
And it ain't no use in calling out my name,
I can't hear you anymore.
I ain't saying that you treated me unkind,
You could have done better, but I don't mind
You just wasted my precious time,
But don't think twice, it's all right...
Allen Zimmerman
It ain't no use in calling out my name,
Like you never done before,
And it ain't no use in calling out my name,
I can't hear you anymore.
I ain't saying that you treated me unkind,
You could have done better, but I don't mind
You just wasted my precious time,
But don't think twice, it's all right...
Allen Zimmerman
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Bob Dylan was here.
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To answer the thread: it's me.
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I know what you are thinking about every sixth second. perv
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The storms are raging on the rolling sea,
And on the highway of regrets,
The winds of change are blowing wild and free,
You ain't seen nothing like me yet.
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The life can be hard
is a bless learn to forgive
all this years that we past
trying to be a solid name in the life
fighting and fighting all the time
carring and jumping all the stones in the path
always looking for the correct people in the life
Today I go to the doctor
I did a mental test with a psichologist
and he told me "hey man" you are healthy
is a natural don or condition with you born
listening music into the music
listening choirs into the music
feel the feeling that others maybe can't
that maybe the world can't understand...
nice lirycs, maybe was good share it
is a bless learn to forgive
all this years that we past
trying to be a solid name in the life
fighting and fighting all the time
carring and jumping all the stones in the path
always looking for the correct people in the life
Today I go to the doctor
I did a mental test with a psichologist
and he told me "hey man" you are healthy
is a natural don or condition with you born
listening music into the music
listening choirs into the music
feel the feeling that others maybe can't
that maybe the world can't understand...
nice lirycs, maybe was good share it
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Fucking guys
Fucking dogs
Fucking ducks
Fucking lizards
Fucking hippos
Fucking zebras
Fucking dogs
Fucking ducks
Fucking lizards
Fucking hippos
Fucking zebras
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You have beaten your own record. Now under four seconds...
How can you concentrate on those leathery 80-movies?
Vojne, vojne...
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I think you would like this movie! Here, watch it right here if you have time :
http://thevideo.me/004zgkbjqnje
(I'm using adblock, but there are some popups you'll have to close out.)
http://thevideo.me/004zgkbjqnje
(I'm using adblock, but there are some popups you'll have to close out.)
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Oh I wish I had time. But I have to work all day and half the night. But thank you for the thought... :luv1:
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When you have time
Take part in a victimless crime
It only costs a dime
My butt is full of slime
Ran out of toilet paper, now I have to climb
While eating a lime
He looks like a mime
My balls chime
Take part in a victimless crime
It only costs a dime
My butt is full of slime
Ran out of toilet paper, now I have to climb
While eating a lime
He looks like a mime
My balls chime
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Vojne, vijne! How will this end? Now you are down at three seconds...
There was a guy that in time,
Stopped to intimate a lime,
Since it was too sour,
And only held one hour.
Which wasn't enough for his threesecondclaim...
There was a guy that in time,
Stopped to intimate a lime,
Since it was too sour,
And only held one hour.
Which wasn't enough for his threesecondclaim...