Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Arnold Layne » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:55 am

I thought you were leaving me, because of my wait problem. I call it a wait problem because I have been waiting 20 years to shed these extra pounds, but to no avail.

Maybe I should have exercised instead.

But come on, who exercises?
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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:19 am

:x Dicsipline, Arnold, Diszipline! That is what you English lack, especially those from Leeds and obs I haven't mentioned the war. Nein! A 10 mile march every day is the least you can do to get back my love, Arnold. I am sure that under all that packing there is a very thin soul. Let him out Arnold! He suffocates Arnold...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:55 am

:) Fax! Again!
PFN: Hallo, hallo, Strutt! I am on the Earth . Again! And this beamingbubble is now more like an elevator, so I will be beamed up. Again!

Strutt: Sorry old friend! It is strike amongst the the beamers, so you have to wait.

PFN: Wait? I will out now! That Öhubble and now a bunch of doctors are after me. That horrible Öhubbledaughter will see me dead.

ST: So go to US then.

PFN: Oh no I can't. There they soon have that abominable Thanksgiving and I experienced that last year. It was the worst I ever gone through. They ate an ugly burnt bird and some horrendous onionmuffins (BLÄ, BLÄ) UNDER a bed and I got clamydia or herpes or whatever from someone called Pedro or something. It was pure hell.

St: Didn't you have your goats with you under the bed?

PFN. Nono, they had to stay outside in the cold and they got rabies. Then I got rabies and was transported to the moon as an experiment. Butt I refused to be their fucking test so I jumped back and they were flabbergasted. It was the worst period of my life for sure!

St; So.so, stay in Finland on your farm. I can tell you by the way that Presidente Hub Stubb has a new favorite called Coltrane and he listen to a download all day. He blames you for not telling him about that man before, so I think you are safer there. You know what Stubb can do when he is angry.

PFN: Vojne, vojne. Butt the farm? Wolves, werewolves, bears, blissards and the Russian Mob. In that case I will kidnap that plaitgirl. Everything bad, very very bad that happens to me is her fault.

ST: Jaja. do as you like and happy winter then.

PFN: Winter? Butt butt? Winter? You mean that I have to stay here????

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:48 pm

robocop656 wrote:
Karlheinz Stockhausen wrote::lol: What! Was ist that? Why is his face so strange? And what is he doing? I would like to see a laughing face here. I have heard about it. Please I can't find it!
This guy is a basketball player named Yao Ming. :D

Image

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I quote the "laughing face", since I like to laugh every day, and I hate to go backwards and to scroll. :D :D

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:53 pm

:user: In one hour I am heading over to the Layne household, to consume the ugly bird- with the burnt legs thrust high to the sky.

Best regards, Mr. Stockhausen. I will raise a leg up into the air, in your remembrance.

I will also be monitoring Mr. Layne's caloric intake quite closely, as I understand he is shedding some pounds for you. :)

Sincerely,
Your boyfriends puppeteer and personal trainer,
A10

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:42 pm

:) Aber doch! I have to understand who you are, mein Herr! A tiger is a tiger and not a lamb, mein Herr. You maintain that you are a puppeteer! Is that some sort of marionette and are you maybe controlled by your trainee Arnold's immoderate eating? Or how do you explain the total trainingsfailure with my poor Arnold. How cold you for example allow him to gain so horrendous in weight, that he not even could see that someone tried to castrate him with an ignorebutton? :roll: :roll:
And how can you let him consume those ugly birdlegs and fatfat onionmuffins? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Disziplin machts frei, mein Herr. Arbeit machts also frei! Hrm. Put Arnold to work, it will do him more good than fat birds.

A last question, mein Herr. Whos leg will you raise in the air? For my rememberance? Huh!. Don't bother mein Herr. My rememberance is good, very, very good even without raised legs.

Have by the way, a very nice und gut thanksgiving... :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:25 am

The final sell!

The last 36 trousers! Only 100 euro for all!!! Shifting quality...

One washingline in plastic and 56 uncoloured cloth-pegs in wood! 5 euro!!!

KH Stockhausen, Strato Forum.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:52 pm

There was a German composer,

That nicked a pair pinkgreen wooltrouser,

He made them his own,

Since they suited his gown,

Butt they were stolen by his kleptomaniac spouser.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Arnold Layne » Mon Nov 29, 2010 4:19 pm

Karlheinz Stockhausen wrote:There was a German composer,

That nicked a pair pinkgreen wooltrouser,

He made them his own,

Since they suited his gown,

Butt they were stolen by his kleptomaniac spouser.
:pissed3: Wrong wrong wrong!! :roll: :pissed:



Once, I had yearned for some clothes,
Bra's, skirts, scarfs and pantyhose,
I saw them on the line,
And made some of them mine,
Now who is in jail, you suppose?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:12 pm

:cry:

I'm so sorry you are in the jail,

And that I got away with some bail,

But for your butt it is fine,

Bread and water for dine,

And soon you will look like a nail....


:luv1:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Arnold Layne » Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


My job as the prison whore,
I simply could not take, no more
I chewed through the bars,
And highjacked some cars,
Can you tell who's as fat as before? :)

Arnold Layne

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:16 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

For my inner eye, I can see in big flares,

How you chewed and chewed all the bares,

Butt what with your big butt,

It can't have gone like a fjutt,

To back that through, must have been a pure fars.



:luv1:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:46 pm

New fax.

PFN: Hi Strutt! Now we must be beamed up. Everything is going straight to hell here and Harvester4 is furious, for not to talk about my mother-in-law Harvester3.
Str: Yes I know, she called the other day and told me what you have been up to in Salvador. You ought to be more sexually restrained Pekka Fucking.
PFN: Jaja it is not my fault that I am so irresistible. Butt that Öhubbledaughter is out now and it is bad. I had great expectations there. Butt Harvester4 interfered and now also H3. So beam us up now!
STr: Jaja tomorrow. Butt what do you know about Nasa finding our Arsenic-bacteria.
PFN: Yes they are poking everywhere to get taxemoney. They are angry since they lost the sight of Excessa and they had to come up with something. The Arsenic-eater has been there all the time and it was planted by us. It eats rust too, butt that they don't know yet. They are idiots!
STR: What happened to that shitsausage they think is a comet?
PFN: Oh they are still going on and filming the sausage from all angles and saying what a fantastic thing it is. From the Big Bang. Haha! How stupis can an Earthling be, that is the question.
STR: Ja ja I got a lot of reports about that shit.Haha! When is their first test?
PFN: I don't really know. Butt I hope soon. I will love to see their faces when they understand what they have found. Hahahaha! So we can go tomorrow then. Harvester4 is rather hysterical.
STR: Jaja at noon tomorrow...By for now...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:03 pm

It was three years ago, when I won the pissing competition in Caracas 2007. You have a good memory! :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:48 am

:) The ostrich roams the great Sahara,

It'smouth is wide-it's neck is narra(?)

It has such long and lofty legs,

I'm glad it sits, to lay it's eggs...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:39 pm

Stratowarius wrote::) The ostrich roams the great Sahara,
:lol: :lol: Maybe they are out there in Maryland installing sprinklers. They need water in the Marylandceilings... :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:40 am

:lol:
CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN ON FOR 3 DAYS NOW. :roll: IT IS VERY PAINFUL. SOMEONE MUST HAVE PRESSED SHIFT FIVE TIMES BECAUSE STICKEY-KEYS IS ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... :oops: :oops: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:57 pm

Stratowarius wrote::lol:
CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN ON FOR 3 DAYS NOW. :roll: IT IS VERY PAINFUL. SOMEONE MUST HAVE PRESSED SHIFT FIVE TIMES BECAUSE STICKEY-KEYS IS ON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... :oops: :oops: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
You is really sly and conspiratorial, and I, oh, it is so painful, that I can hardly say it. They have made me an oblique-eyed member of the orient breed. :nervous:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:06 pm

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Post by Stratowarius » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:05 pm

:) We were meant to be together, yeah. We are just a few crackers short of a lunchables. Let us go to Alabama...or Maryland... :lol:

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Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:31 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Image
:x :x OK So I tell you. AGAIN. :x This thread is about fugues! Capisce! :x

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Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:48 pm

Stratowarius wrote::) We were meant to be together, yeah. We are just a few crackers short of a lunchables. Let us go to Alabama...or Maryland... :lol:
:lol: I don't know. Maybe in Maryland or at that star Antares or something...

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Post by Stratowarius » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:03 pm

:) Jaja. Antares! That was the worst thing I ever done. I convinced a person that I was an astronaut and he changed his tone remarkably after that... 8)

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Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:35 pm

Stratowarius wrote:I convinced a person that I was an astronaut and he changed his tone remarkably after that... 8)
"Jaja, we understand," said the astronaut that answered the phone, "And we can make a choir if you want".

And he started to sing with a deep baritonevoice... :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:01 pm

:) I really liked their space-singing. I agree that the chorus was way to high and will prove cringeworthy during aliveshow, but I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...

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Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:59 pm

Stratowarius wrote: I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...
It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm, is fading. :)

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Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:45 am

It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm, is fading. :)
Well, Well, Well, look who decided to switch accounts A10

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Karlheinz Stockhausen » Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:45 am

AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote:
It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm, is fading. :)
Well, Well, Well, look who decided to switch accounts A10

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:x :x And what are you babbeling about? I haven't switched no account.. :x :x Germanly angry. Arrrggg

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:46 am

Stratowarius 2.0 wrote:
Stratowarius wrote: I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...
It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm,

is fading. :)

I personally blame the Finnish goatfarmer, Pekka Nurmi,but whats the use? Our fate is still the same. :cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 2.0 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:57 pm

Stratowarius wrote:
Stratowarius 2.0 wrote:
Stratowarius wrote: I think this astronautsinging goes well above and beyond. It is atmospheric...
It seems the romantic atmosphere, on the goatfarm,

is fading. :)

I personally blame the Finnish goatfarmer, Pekka Nurmi,but whats the use? Our fate is still the same. :cry:
I am extremely shy and not at all good, but don't blame my father. He has done his best. :cry:

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